And with that, Farlig and Helios stood alone in the house. Helios had a toothless grin on his face as he shouted, "GIVE ME CAKE, GIVE ME YOUR CAKE!!!" and proceeded to speed towards him.

Farlig felt confident with his bulletproof vest, always keeping him safe at night. But then he looked out the window and saw that, oh no, the sun had not peeked down past the hills. It was still day time! And Helios feasted on him like candy cake.

Farlig has been killed.

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Welcome, farlig, to Christmas Mafia 2k17 You are the high school athlete. Dude, you’re totally going to States! And that’s pretty darn cool! You’re really good at like, track, football, hockey, baseball, AND basketball. You also had a brief stint on the cheerleading team because you’re just that good. If anyone tries to give you trouble, they’re not going to take you down. You are the bulletproof. If you are attacked at night, you will not die. You are still vulnerable to lynching. You are aligned with the TOWN. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

And Helios stood alone in the house, smiling, giddly running around with not a care in the world.

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Welcome, Helios, to Christmas Mafia 2k17! Your codename is SUGAR RUSH. Oh no! Your mom forgot to give you your ADHD medicine before Christmas dinner. And now you are just off the walls. Thankfully your mom keeps some of it in her purse if you really need it, but why would you want that? It’s so fun to be CRAZYYY and nobody can stop you. You are the one shot strongman/two shot ninja. Once per game, if you are sent out for the kill, you may opt to perform a strongman kill. This means you will break through any doctor protections. You will also still perform the kill even if you are roleblocked. Twice per game, if you are sent out for the kill, you may take some of your Adderall and be so stealthy, like a ninja. If you perform a ninja kill, you will be undetectable by any role. However, your kill can still be blocked by a doctor, and you can still be roleblocked. You are aligned with the kid’s table. You may communicate with the kid’s table here You win when the kids table consists of a majority of players, and all threats to the kid’s table have been eliminated.

And with that...THE KIDS TABLE HAS WON!!! Congratulations!


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Night actions/HOF + HOL will be up probably tomorrow. I will say that this was a VERY fun game to watch, even if I had to skim for portions of it while I was busy during the holidays (:

We'll hopefully have some commentary up later as well. But obviously a job well done to Helios for taking it home for the kids table. Honestly, all the non-town members really did a great job this go around (that is, the ones who were active/survived for more than one day (: ). Im/Jamie in particular were another great duo who survived much longer than I thought they would.

Town did a great job too of course :D We'll point out the highlights from there in HOF.

Here are all the boards (they SHOULD be open, I think? If not let me know, these boards always confuse me).

Kids Table: http://s15.zetaboards.com/riseofthekidstable/index/
In Laws: http://s15.zetaboards.com/itstheinlawzz/index/
Graveyard (I'll apologize in advance if we forgot to send this to any dead people :xxx): http://s15.zetaboards.com/RIPntertainment/index/

Only three members of the family remained, and it was a tense showdown between them. One of them claimed they couldn't vote, one was a mute, and the other said they would decide the game.

That is, until the mute spoke. And while he begged for his life, one of the family members still placed a vote on him. And then the "priest" tossed his vote on as well.

The priest put down her Bible and pulled away her robes and said through missing front teeth, "that's what you get for not letting me have cake, mommy."

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Welcome, PORL, to Christmas Mafia 2k17! You are the Drunk Aunt. You’re almost certain that surviving the holidays without a little spiked eggnog is an impossible task. You spend most of your time standing in the kitchen next to your boxed wine telling whoever will listen to you about your latest conspiracy theories that you found out on Facebook the night before. You are the Babies Cop. You recently read an Onion article about how babies have an underground society and are plotting to ruin Christmas and bring Hanukkah back. Each night, you will submit the name of one player. You will be told whether this player is aligned with the babies or not. You are aligned with the TOWN. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated. (Mod note: "Babies" was a typo in this role PM. We clarified that we meant "Kids table" instead of babies in a later PM).

Stay tuned...

<insert quirky flavor here>

Primate has been killed.

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Welcome, Primate, to Christmas Mafia 2k17. You are the gossip aunt. Did you hear that Karen got breast implants? And Jason and his wife, well, let’s say they’re having a little bit of trouble. Everyone in the family tells you their dirty laundry and you spread it around. And you...you love it. You are the messenger. Each night, you may anonymously send a player a message. The message can be a maximum of 100 characters. The player may then, at any point during the following day phrase, send you a message in response that may be a maximum of 50 characters. You may not send the same player a message two nights in a row. You are aligned with the TOWN. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

It is now Day 10. With 3 alive, it takes 2 to lynch. Day ends tomorrow at 9:30 PM EST.

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18. Farlig 30. PORL 31. Helios

Herm bravely fought the family back as they surrounded him. His college degree! He probably graduated soon! He spent so much time learning to get that degree, and now it would get him nowhere (although would that really be much different if he were alive?? #topical).

Anyway with his last breath, Herm pulls out a gun and shoots Jamie in the head.

Jamie has been killed.

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Welcome to Christmas Mafia 2k17! You are the Unremarkable Brother In Law. You have a job in...accounting, or something? And you have a girlfriend but she spent Christmas with her family. And she works in like, spoon sales or something? You occasionally have a good story to tell but no one in your sister’s family ever seems to care. Oh, also your mom wants to ruin Christmas and you’re down with that, I guess? You are a mafia goon. You have no special abilities, other than being able to go out for the factional kill for the in-laws. You are aligned with the In Laws. You may communicate with your fellow in-laws here <board link>. You win when the In Laws have a majority of the players, and all threats to the In-Laws have been eliminated.

Very few people were left in the family, and the discussion was intense and dramatic. Guilty claims, claims, and accusations flew wildly. But after a very close split vote, it was eventually decided Herm would be the lynch.

But Herm would get the last laugh...

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Welcome, Herm, to Christmas Mafia 2k17. You are the college student. College is rough. You’re pretty stressed, overworked, and you’re just happy to kick it with your family now that you’re done the semester. But now that shit’s going crazy at the family dinner, you’re just all stressed out again. And if these sons of bitches try to lynch you, they’ve got another thing coming. You are the vengeful townie. If you are lynched, you will have the ability to kill one person who was on your lynch wagon. You are aligned with the TOWN. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Herm, please PM me who you want to kill on your wagon ASAP.

To the rest of you, night actions are due tomorrow at 930 PM EST.

11. DS // Gay Cousin // Town In-Laws Cop // Killed N6

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Welcome, DS, to Christmas Mafia 2k17. You are the gay cousin. Every Christmas, your extended family awkwardly asks you about how school is. And sometimes your aunts say “do you have a boyfriend?” and wink and giggle, and you smile and nod like it’s totally funny. However, there’s a new group of people at this Christmas gathering and you’re a bit sus of them. Everyone calls them the “In-laws” but you’re like, reading them up and down. And they’re bad news, hun. You are the in-law cop. Each night, you will submit the name of one player. You will be told whether this player is aligned with the in-laws or not. You are aligned with the TOWN. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

7. Rose // BOSS BABY // Kids' Table Godfather // Lynched D7

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Welcome, Rose, to Christmas Mafia 2k17! Your codename is the BOSS BABY. You and your fellow youngsters have been relegated to the kids table. Although you told your mother in a very sophisticated manner why you deserved to have a seat at the adult’s table, she just ignored you and laughed while cleaning dribble off your face. And that, you decided, was the last straw. The adults would know why they shouldn’t have crossed you. You are the GODFATHER. You are immune to investigation and any kill attempts. You also have the final say on any actions your team takes on. You are aligned with the kid’s table. You may communicate with the kid’s table here <link> You win when the kids table consists of a majority of players, and all threats to the kid’s table have been eliminated.

13. Maddie // Story-Telling Uncle // Town Jailer // Killed N7

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Welcome, Maddie, to Christmas Mafia 2k17! You are the story-telling uncle. Your nephews and nieces really love listening to your stories. You can tell because of how often they look up from their phones to nod and laugh! Your wife tells you that occasionally you can go on and on, sometimes even all night! Just telling stories. But you don’t care - the kids love your stories! You are the jailer. Every night, you may choose one player to jail. They will be roleblocked, but also unable to be killed. You may not jail the same player two nights in a row. You are aligned with the TOWN. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

16. Im317 // Instagram Model In Law // In-Law's Roleblocker // Lynched D8

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Welcome, im317, to Christmas mafia 2k17! You are the Instagram Model-In-Law. Are you the host’s husband’s sister? No, you look far too young to be his sister. You must be a mid 20s bombshell. All the kids (and adults) are looking up your Instagram and, wow, you have a follower count in the five digits! You aren’t related to most of these people, so it’s not weird if you have a little fun, right? You are the roleblocker. Each night you may pick one player. That player will not be able to perform their actions that night. You may not pick the same player two nights in a row. You are aligned with the In Laws. You may communicate with your fellow in-laws here <board link>. You win when the In Laws have a majority of the players, and all threats to the In-Laws have been eliminated.

15. TT // Edgy Daughter // Town Vigilante // Killed N8

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Welcome, TT, to Christmas Mafia 2k17. You are the edgy daughter. Your mom, like, totally decided to host Christmas this year and you are not having it. Christmas is, like, just a pagan holiday that has been exploited by capitalist society in order to make money. And that’s like, totally lame. Your family also are a bunch of like, total pussies. When things started getting sour at the holiday party, they just hid under their beds. But you decided to take the gun your boyfriend gave you and, like, fuck shit up. You are the vigilante. Each night, you may submit the name of one person. You will then attempt to kill that person that night. You are aligned with the TOWN. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

21. Spin // Racist Uncle // Town Miller // Killed N8

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Welcome, Spin, to Christmas Mafia 2k17! You are the racist uncle. You make Christmas unbearably uncomfortable for everyone. One time, your niece brought over what you called an “ethnic” boy for the holidays, and you about blew a gasket over the Christmas ham. You spend most of your time picking out a poor relative to bother with your political rants because you don’t want to rest until everyone here knows your stance on every major issue. Ultimately, you would never harm anyone. However, if anything were to go wrong, you would be the first suspect. You are the miller. If inspected by a cop, you will appear as guilty. Each night, you may also submit one person to visit. For the most part you just want to spread your unpopular views, but who knows, maybe something good will happen on one of your visits. You may not visit the same person two nights on a row. You are aligned with the TOWN. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.