☆☆☆☆.5 watched: 10/23/2022

THIS WAS SO FUN!!!!! I LOVED. this cast feels actually handpicked to delight me. i need to be cher for halloween.

☆☆☆.5 watched: 8/18/2022


i love both a highly stylized film and witchcraft as a metaphor for feminism, so of course i enjoyed this. blue eyeshadow has been a regular in my rotation since watching this movie

☆☆ watched: 7/24/2022

I like the special effects on this, the goop went crazy. i think they did a really good job at setting the mood and getting you invested in the world, but kind of lackluster from a character perspective. and way too much telling not showing, but not offensive! possession is my fav subgenre of spooky scary movies and this one fell kind of flat. its no jennifers body.

☆. watched: 8/18/2022

Spy kid dick, neocolonialism, and clown makeup oh my!

this movie opens up with the r slur and anorexic jokes and just keeps up with that level of discomfort pretty much the entire 103 minute runtime. the movie has literally 50 minutes of exposition and 53 minutes or stomach turning gore and nonsense. It pained me to watch this. Im not a huge gore fan unless its super campy and silly and this was just nauseating. Loved the part when randomly Alejandro said 9/11 was an inside job. Overall really hated it. :) I was gagged that only like half of the cast got to put their twitter handles in the credits.

☆☆☆. watched: 6/15/2022

I've spent too many hours letting men explain five nights at freddys lore for me to act TRULY uninterested in animatronics.

☆☆. watched: 7/30/2022

perhaps a product of its time? have you ever been on youtube and accidentally stumbled across what is clearly a strangers personal youtube page that should surely be unlisted but you go and watch their 11th grade English project in which they do like a little skit about the catcher in the rye or something? thats kind of what this felt like. it was like a sadistic after school special. somehow hard to stomach AND incredibly boring. crazy to think this was the genesis of (beloved) wes craven as a director!