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Brian Scully @ 17/8/2016 22:12

Brian Scully is the hero we've needed all season <3

You're okay.

Ashlee Smith @ 18/8/2016 8:17

You're okay.

Can I also just say that last night's vote reveal was especially hilarious because of the Morgans and their complete lobotomy-driven method of playing this game. Corey went out of his way last night -- even interrupting Kate in the middle of something to say this! -- to tell her how much he's never lied and had her back and everything. And then writing her name down two minutes later.

And then for both members of the Morgan Brain Trust to not be on camera as their bullshit got owned? Cowards. Hilarious, pathetic cowards. Corey especially. I've never before seen a player with so much bark and so little bite to back it up. What a joke.

I mean, this exchange...


Corey: "Really, Miller? I never had it to begin with? So when I voted Anthony out, I didn't go straight to Kate and Sam and say this is what is happening, I feel bad, but I can't vote out Jenna, I have to vote out Anthony. Did I do that, Kate?"

Miller: "Oh for two, my man."

Kate: "Yes."

Corey: "Have I not been 100% honest with you every time?"

Kate: "...Yes."

Corey: "So Miller, why don't you shut up and stop getting involved in my fucking shit. If you want Corey to get ugly, he will get ugly. [Editor's Note: Corey doesn't understand tenses. He already is ugly.] I have been very good this fucking game. But if you want an explosion, a ticking time bomb will fucking go off, and I will win this battle, motherfucker."

Miller: "Miller can speak in third person too, and Miller doesn't like your tone."

Scully:

Took a quick peek again at the start of last night's tribal just to refresh myself on this gem... good goddamn Christ, Michael Vicario blows at this...

Nick: "I just wanna ask Sam and Vic who you guys voted for-- if you wanna answer. It's okay if you don't."

Vic: "...Um, I've already told you that I voted... uh... Sean out last round."

Miller: "Oh."

Vic: "So... I don't really know... what else you... want me to say."


Adorbs.

RJ disliking my gif game. Girl so thirsty.

Not your gif game, just your ego. :)

RJ hating so hard on my pervasive sarcasm.

For posterity...





And my created legacy via this...

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viewer question: Scott, when attempting to fist, did you hear Jeff Probst in your mind yelling at you to dig deep?

Kate wins immunity.

Someday, someone will actually show up in the jury that I have an interest in and want to talk to.

Hopefully not until around F5, though.

Until then, I will gigglesnort at every dipshit leaving the game because of incompetence.

I love this kind of lazy revenge. My friends do all the work in the game, I reap all the emotional satisfaction from the jury.

Donovan's gonna wiiiiiiiiin thiiiiiiiiiiis.