I'll answer this tomorrow if that's ok bc is a lot and I'm busy seducing your father back into my bed for money

<3 you know, typical mother things

post edited to amend rules

1.) Did you realize that thats how you were coming off to me?

Honestly, I didn't. In hindsight, it seems pretty obvious considering how our conversations would go (especially when we were setting up that alliance between you, me, Deb, and Nick. The fucking CRINGE of not realizing it then amirite). It became blaringly obvious during Nick's boot though when you confronted me about it. I tried my best to correct it the next round when I was straight up with you, and then talked about music with you in an attempt to leave our relationship on a satisfying end. That being said, I did notice a few things in how you spoke with me that I made note of (one wording me, etc), but I didn't know why. If that's how I came off, I apologize. Before F6, I thought I was genuine and transparent, but if you didn't perceive me that way, then that's on me for not selling that image to you.

2.) What was the strategic significance of being so fake?

Okay, first, I don't really like this question tbh. It's like a middle school thing where they're like, "Are you gay? Do your parents know that you're gay?" I'll be the first to admit, the way I treated you at F6 and onwards was pretty shitty. At F8, making that alliance? Sure I wasn't completely set on working with you all the way to the end, bUT short term? I definitely wanted to work with you. I knew I could beat you at challenges, and I knew you were close to Debbie, which is someone I thought I could beat. I though I could use you to get closer to her and work with you short term. That was my intention. Not wanting to go up against you in the end doesn't mean I didn't want to work with you. Like I said though, most of the time with the exception of the things I mentioned, I was genuine with you (I guess there was the Chris boot to add to that, just remembered, but that was mainly because I didn't trust Chris and it seemed like you were hardcore with him, so obvs I'm going to need to go behind your back for that round. I think that's justified). If I convinced you that I wasn't, then that's totally on me. But you phrased this question like I was TRYING to be fake to you. Maybe I'm just not getting it?

That being said, being fake in general isn't going to do a whole lot of good. Socially, people are going to be rubbed the wrong way, and that's going to decrease the chances of getting their vote. Strategically, it's much easier to read what's actually going through your head, and not what they're saying. You can't win being fake, and if that's how you saw me, as the most prominent feature about me, then I clearly don't deserve your vote. Plain and simple.

3.) You seem to talk about being underestimated, but I personally never saw you that way. I saw you as a cripplingly average player in like every category (nothing to be ashamed of, thats p solid). So how did you get everyone else to view you this way, but not me? (Or deb for that matter)

I'd say I was better than cripplingly average at challenges, not in every category. Hell, I'd say I was pretty damn good! Did you see that fucking FIC puzzle? That was a nightmare trying to figure out! And I managed to figure out how to put it together and code it right in the reply. I managed to beat Misty at a game she was proficient in. I was almost always right on her tail when she was winning immunities. I was runner up in the majority rules challenge early on, which ties into how I was able to read the room despite not being the answer for any of those questions.

If you want to say I was cripplingly average everywhere else, then that's a fair statement. I clearly didn't have a good enough social game if I rubbed you the wrong way so hard, but I still managed to have enough connections to get me here and be in the majoroty for most of the game. Strategically, I didn't have a whole lot on my resume, but I thought I made the right moves at the right times. Clearly though, Candice underestimated me and my connections, since I was able to use mine to get the second most votes on her and then tip off an idol play to get out my biggest opponent at the time. The round before that, she seemed to think she could sway people to get me out, and despite how close I might have been to getting voted out, the end result was me staying in the game. Misty underestimated me, because she was fucking pissed off about that Candice boot, and I was behind most of the strategy behind that round (after the 4-2-2 plan got initially set in place, I was out of it before that). Judging on how many votes I got throughout the game, there's obviously a few people that underestimated my game and ability to stay in if they thought they could get me out. I'd say that there's a case to be made on both sides of the coin; there's enough mistakes I made and situations I mishandled to be an average player, and there's enough situations where I proved I was more than average.

I'll get back to the questons for both of us tomorrow, but I wanted to answer these for now. I hoped I aced it, I've clearly been rocking a solid D+ or so for the majority of the class and I'd do anything for an A, Mr. Mason ;)

yeeaaaahhh the wording on that second question is TERRIBLE my b

Bob Dawg @ 16/6/2016 0:09

yeeaaaahhh the wording on that second question is TERRIBLE my b

Did I answer your question right then? Or did I misinterpret what you asked me?

Jerry Sims @ 16/6/2016 1:05

Bob Dawg @ 16/6/2016 0:09 yeeaaaahhh the wording on that second question is TERRIBLE my b Did I answer your question right then? Or did I misinterpret what you asked me?

You answered it. Sorry for the confusion lol

my son <3

1. if Jenn pulled the purple rock, the next round we take out Nick and are then f4 with Jerry misty me and you. I think it was around f7 or f6 that misty and I started thinking about it being an f2, so I don't think that perception really would've affected me. and at f4 immunity we all knew it was an f2 because yul didn't say final immunity. soooo, options at this f4 are as follows: Debbie wins immunity. Debbie forces a tie with Jerry on misty. if misty wins, Debbie is f2 goat probably! if Jerry wins, Debbie makes f2 as either Jerry's opponent much like now or probable loser to Bob Dawg. Next option! Misty or Bob Dawg are immune. Debbie forces tie on other with Jerry. Same situation following that vote. Last option! Jerry immune. Debbie either forces tie on Bob Dawg with Misty or gets voted out by Misty and Bob Dawg, depending if they realize I'm a snake or not :~)

2. Bob Crowley is gross I am upset that you liked this social security number wanting whore over me. anyway. even if you got your way with Bob, I would've been very close with Chris and Ib and don't feel like I would've really been in danger preswap. I wouldn't have come after anyone besides the people we already went after because that was pretty much who I liked and disliked. moving into swap, if the same tribes were formed I would've just been on the winning tribe again, unless y'all didn't do the passageway swap, in which case I still would've been fine with Chris and Ib and Tina against Shane and Coach (and Bob, but by this point he wasn't active at all so I am pretty sure I would've lasted over him). Merge hits and everything is pretty much the same, Bob being a non factor and me having solidified an alliance with other people as an actual outcast. would've probably pulled the same UTR underdog shit and gotten far enough to be able to make the moves I want again, because as an outcast of Ifbith I wouldn't be tied to the desire to vote out original ifbith's and I would've been a number to the chiks. sorry if this is really rambly I'm doing this from my phone and it won't let me scroll up and see what I typed before this so OOPS!

3. my character was pretty much just me being me. anyone who ~figured out my alias~ or will find out you know me after results will know I'm just being myself. sometimes I'm like this and in a power position the whole time. that's less well received because the same personality becomes threatening bc of being social or whatever. however as a more UTR presence this personality works much better because I appear weak and comedic but I was still always thinking of my next move or decision. if I DIDNT have the character of Debbie attached to this personality I think it could've been less well received ??? but I'm not sure if it really would've been too much different? idk like I get that Debbie was iconic for being a zany personality and I mimicked that to an extent but I think no matter who I played as if I had been the exact same it wouldn't have been MUCH different besides some of the conversations I had about being a mother or a succubus from the age of Napoleon. UNLESS I'm misinterpreting this question and you meant my personal character and not my character choice? again can't scroll up on the reply bar and I don't even know what I've said at this point I am so sorry you're having to read all this actually I'm not sorry I'm gonna keep typing to annoy you is this annoying I hope so but you love me your adorable and terrifying mother so it's ok right ok I'm gonna stop being a nuisance now. did this last part answer the question more than my actual answer?? probably

I'll do the others later hopefully I can use a computer for that lol

im adding a Q to the Q for both of u. I want you to tell me your favorite film. Dont explain why. Trust me it seems like insanity but its, like, totally not i promise :)

i'd like to add in my "if i wasn't in death team and bob crowley was" answer that i would've probably tried to make something official with coach bc i would've had less reason to target him needlessly if i wasn't in the power alliance, and imagine a duo of debbie and coach??? we would've taken this shit by storm. IMAGINE

Favorite film? Probably 2001: A Space Odyssey.

onto the both questions!!

my favorite movie is jurassic park, which RECENTLY WAS PUT ON NETFLIX SO IM VERY EXCITED ABOUT THAT even tho i have the full set on dvd shhhh netflix is just more convenient



1.) Pick a new rep for each Juror and finalist that YOU feel reflects them well. You may also do prejurors if you wish.

joe - jessica deben
fabio - shannon
aubry - ... gorl idk
sandra - zane kight
bob crowley - matthew von ertfelda
coach - gina crews
ib - jolanda jones
joanna - candice cody (note: cody specifically, not woodcock)
chris - josh canfield
tina - candice woodcock
candice - sierra reed
shane - edna ma
nick - jon misch on steroids
bob dawg - taj johnson-george
misty - cydney gillon
jenn - chet welch
jerry - dan foley jk um alicia rosa <3
debbie - danni boatwright with jokes

2.) Jerry knows I love music. Pick a song/track/piece/etc for each juror and finalist that you feel reflects them. again, prejurors optional.

girl i named our alliance after a band and i named our first tribe after a song u know i like music too

anyway

not doing prejurors for this one bc they all just get elevator music except coach who gets eye of the tiger

debbie - fucking bitches in the hood by death team
jerry - sidekick by walk the moon
misty - countdown by beyonce
jenn - where have you been by rihanna
bob dawg - i miss you by blink 182
nick - bitter by atmosphere
shane - ????? A by arca
candice - BBD by azealia banks
tina - don't wanna / lets do it by GFOTY
chris - msmsmsm by SOPHIE
joanna - take my hand by charli xcx

3.) (Unless it gets flagged by yaboi Yul cause shit ive been goin for a while) Pick out a gif for the jurors n finalists to reflect them. Again, optional prejurors.

debbie -

jerry -

misty -

jenn -

bob dawg -

nick -

ok i thought it would be a lot easier to find a lot of alyssa edwards gifs for everyone but i am DONE w her youre getting the rest without a theme son

shane -

candice -

tina -

chris -

joanna -
^ note on this one in one of our first conversations i had joanna convinced i didn't know who rob cesternino was but was a fan of the robb from thailand so yeah

Debbie Wanner @ 16/6/2016 14:17

shane -

Geez, what crawled up your asshole and died in your mouth.

Shane @ 16/6/2016 16:29

Debbie Wanner @ 16/6/2016 14:17 shane - Geez, what crawled up your asshole and died in your mouth.

I just used crest mouthwash my breath is minty and great!