im gonna like

get to these later

cause like

A.) Im tired
B.) removed for alias reasons by Yul
C.) Im a lil salty

ty yul

also c isnt true im not even salty i think my mind is just dying

aw fuck whaaat. :/

Shane @ 6/6/2016 1:53

aw fuck whaaat. :/

Shane my man! We got a LOT of catchup to do lol. Obvious idol play, I was fully expecting to go home.

Bobby! My dude, sucks to see you here :/ You were hella rootable this game. From surviving on Ifbith and making it this far you should be proud. There were a lot of rounds where I thought you were toast but you managed to stay. I had a great time watching you play.

Thanks bud. As my only confessional fan im glad i wasnt writing for no reason <3


1. Why do you think you were voted out? Are you blindsided?

Simple. I was 1 of 2 "threats" and the one who didnt have immunity. I expected the idol play, so no, this round went exatly how I expected it to!

2. Do you feel betrayed by anyone?

Unless Misty told Jenn to idol Jerry (HIGHLY DOUBTFUL), then nope! Jerry was fake as fuck to me all game (and it was super obv to see tbh) and I literally had a better relationship with Fabio than I did Jenn, so no betrayls here!

3. Do you wish you had done anything different? Any regrets?

Tons. But whats in the past is in the past, and its time for me to let it go.

4. Who are you rooting for/against?

Misty and Deb, obv. Ill probably be voting for Misty if shes there, but Jenn is NEVER getting my vote and Jerry has a LOT of splainin' to do at FTC.

5. Any last words?

Well since I'm out of the game, I guess that means I can revert back to my true self.

A Memelord.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.
You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again
Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you
Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me
If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly
You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage
You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing
If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life
Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead
A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried
You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say "who this" and you can say "he is my cabbaby"
If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying

Bob Dawg @ 6/6/2016 21:25

Shane @ 6/6/2016 1:53 aw fuck whaaat. :/ Shane my man! We got a LOT of catchup to do lol. Obvious idol play, I was fully expecting to go home.

The problem with idoling you would be I didn't want to idol you. :p

Shane @ 7/6/2016 0:40

Bob Dawg @ 6/6/2016 21:25 Shane @ 6/6/2016 1:53 aw fuck whaaat. :/ Shane my man! We got a LOT of catchup to do lol. Obvious idol play, I was fully expecting to go home. The problem with idoling you would be I didn't want to idol you. :p

Oh I was talking about this round my man

Bob Dawg @ 6/6/2016 21:41

Shane @ 7/6/2016 0:40 Bob Dawg @ 6/6/2016 21:25 Shane @ 6/6/2016 1:53 aw fuck whaaat. :/ Shane my man! We got a LOT of catchup to do lol. Obvious idol play, I was fully expecting to go home. The problem with idoling you would be I didn't want to idol you. :p Oh I was talking about this round my man

Oh right yeah.

Also what did you say in your other post I can't read and you didn't do a tl;dr

Shane @ 7/6/2016 0:42

Bob Dawg @ 6/6/2016 21:41 Shane @ 7/6/2016 0:40 Bob Dawg @ 6/6/2016 21:25 Shane @ 6/6/2016 1:53 aw fuck whaaat. :/ Shane my man! We got a LOT of catchup to do lol. Obvious idol play, I was fully expecting to go home. The problem with idoling you would be I didn't want to idol you. :p Oh I was talking about this round my man Oh right yeah. Also what did you say in your other post I can't read and you didn't do a tl;dr

memes

its worth it trust me.

Bob Dawg @ 6/6/2016 21:44

Shane @ 7/6/2016 0:42 Bob Dawg @ 6/6/2016 21:41 Shane @ 7/6/2016 0:40 Bob Dawg @ 6/6/2016 21:25 Shane @ 6/6/2016 1:53 aw fuck whaaat. :/ Shane my man! We got a LOT of catchup to do lol. Obvious idol play, I was fully expecting to go home. The problem with idoling you would be I didn't want to idol you. :p Oh I was talking about this round my man Oh right yeah. Also what did you say in your other post I can't read and you didn't do a tl;dr memes its worth it trust me.

Do Dyslexics dream of electric memes?

Bob Dawg @ 7/6/2016 0:38

5. Any last words? Well since I'm out of the game, I guess that means I can revert back to my true self. A Memelord.

Biggest shock of the game tbh.

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Battlefield Canfield @ 7/6/2016 13:52

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IT'S DAT BOI

Battlefield Canfield @ 7/6/2016 16:52

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you really never disappoint do you