1. Who is your closest ally? Do you plan to go to the end with them?
jerry & nick. yes, so they can both beat me viciously and dramatically at final tribal. i haven't given up on winning but my chances are slim next to pretty much everyone and i've never been the kind of person who likes to drag goats to the end to give myself a better shot.

2. Who would you say is the biggest overall threat remaining? Strategic? Social? Physical?
nick and misty are leagues ahead of everyone else in pretty much every department. no one else holds a candle to them. i would not be surprised at all if they had a final 2 deal even though nick has continuously sold her out to jerry & i. i doubt there's any way either of them honour any deal they have, though. i feel like they're both thirsty as fuck for the W (especially Nick since if he is who i think he is, he's had that string of 2nd placements lately) and i'm likely going to get dragged to the end by one of them to make it happen. if i sense that happening, i will probably wreak havoc because yes i suck but i hate boring FTCs and landslide winners. i've flopped enough for the whole cast this season, we don't need a flop winner to cap it all off.

3. Who do you want out next?
shane, bob dawg or tina. i still don't really like shane from earlier in the game, tina turned tail on original Chikorita because nick used the passage to come back to us when we swapped (BUT SHE SURVIVED!!! GET OVER IT!!!!), and bob has not talked to me since the start of the game and also tried to vote me out at merge. i have not included debbie in this list because her public posts entertain me.

4. What's your strategy from here on out? Will it differ from how you've played so far?
my strategy from here on out is to log into aim for longer than 10 minutes at a time. it will differ from how i've played so far in that i will be on aim for longer than 10 minutes at a time.
i'm only half kidding. when this season started i was actually on a lot and made some great bonds but since uni has gotten busier i've basically fallen off the earth. i need to correct that.

5. Which cast members do you think deserve to make All Stars? Why?
misty, nick, debbie, and not me. they're all pretty integral characters and they deserve to be recognized.

6. If you had to give yourself a title based on your gameplay until this point, what would it be?
goaty mess. i am sorry. my heart hurts thinking about how much i loved being jenn to start this and i lost my spark somewhere along the way (probably while i was wading in the dark muddy swamp of tests and study). i will try to be better because this game is actually really good and you deserve to have better players than me to do it justice. <3