I'll answer this tomorrow if that's ok bc is a lot and I'm busy seducing your father back into my bed for money

<3 you know, typical mother things

my son <3

1. if Jenn pulled the purple rock, the next round we take out Nick and are then f4 with Jerry misty me and you. I think it was around f7 or f6 that misty and I started thinking about it being an f2, so I don't think that perception really would've affected me. and at f4 immunity we all knew it was an f2 because yul didn't say final immunity. soooo, options at this f4 are as follows: Debbie wins immunity. Debbie forces a tie with Jerry on misty. if misty wins, Debbie is f2 goat probably! if Jerry wins, Debbie makes f2 as either Jerry's opponent much like now or probable loser to Bob Dawg. Next option! Misty or Bob Dawg are immune. Debbie forces tie on other with Jerry. Same situation following that vote. Last option! Jerry immune. Debbie either forces tie on Bob Dawg with Misty or gets voted out by Misty and Bob Dawg, depending if they realize I'm a snake or not :~)

2. Bob Crowley is gross I am upset that you liked this social security number wanting whore over me. anyway. even if you got your way with Bob, I would've been very close with Chris and Ib and don't feel like I would've really been in danger preswap. I wouldn't have come after anyone besides the people we already went after because that was pretty much who I liked and disliked. moving into swap, if the same tribes were formed I would've just been on the winning tribe again, unless y'all didn't do the passageway swap, in which case I still would've been fine with Chris and Ib and Tina against Shane and Coach (and Bob, but by this point he wasn't active at all so I am pretty sure I would've lasted over him). Merge hits and everything is pretty much the same, Bob being a non factor and me having solidified an alliance with other people as an actual outcast. would've probably pulled the same UTR underdog shit and gotten far enough to be able to make the moves I want again, because as an outcast of Ifbith I wouldn't be tied to the desire to vote out original ifbith's and I would've been a number to the chiks. sorry if this is really rambly I'm doing this from my phone and it won't let me scroll up and see what I typed before this so OOPS!

3. my character was pretty much just me being me. anyone who ~figured out my alias~ or will find out you know me after results will know I'm just being myself. sometimes I'm like this and in a power position the whole time. that's less well received because the same personality becomes threatening bc of being social or whatever. however as a more UTR presence this personality works much better because I appear weak and comedic but I was still always thinking of my next move or decision. if I DIDNT have the character of Debbie attached to this personality I think it could've been less well received ??? but I'm not sure if it really would've been too much different? idk like I get that Debbie was iconic for being a zany personality and I mimicked that to an extent but I think no matter who I played as if I had been the exact same it wouldn't have been MUCH different besides some of the conversations I had about being a mother or a succubus from the age of Napoleon. UNLESS I'm misinterpreting this question and you meant my personal character and not my character choice? again can't scroll up on the reply bar and I don't even know what I've said at this point I am so sorry you're having to read all this actually I'm not sorry I'm gonna keep typing to annoy you is this annoying I hope so but you love me your adorable and terrifying mother so it's ok right ok I'm gonna stop being a nuisance now. did this last part answer the question more than my actual answer?? probably

I'll do the others later hopefully I can use a computer for that lol

i'd like to add in my "if i wasn't in death team and bob crowley was" answer that i would've probably tried to make something official with coach bc i would've had less reason to target him needlessly if i wasn't in the power alliance, and imagine a duo of debbie and coach??? we would've taken this shit by storm. IMAGINE

onto the both questions!!

my favorite movie is jurassic park, which RECENTLY WAS PUT ON NETFLIX SO IM VERY EXCITED ABOUT THAT even tho i have the full set on dvd shhhh netflix is just more convenient



1.) Pick a new rep for each Juror and finalist that YOU feel reflects them well. You may also do prejurors if you wish.

joe - jessica deben
fabio - shannon
aubry - ... gorl idk
sandra - zane kight
bob crowley - matthew von ertfelda
coach - gina crews
ib - jolanda jones
joanna - candice cody (note: cody specifically, not woodcock)
chris - josh canfield
tina - candice woodcock
candice - sierra reed
shane - edna ma
nick - jon misch on steroids
bob dawg - taj johnson-george
misty - cydney gillon
jenn - chet welch
jerry - dan foley jk um alicia rosa <3
debbie - danni boatwright with jokes

2.) Jerry knows I love music. Pick a song/track/piece/etc for each juror and finalist that you feel reflects them. again, prejurors optional.

girl i named our alliance after a band and i named our first tribe after a song u know i like music too

anyway

not doing prejurors for this one bc they all just get elevator music except coach who gets eye of the tiger

debbie - fucking bitches in the hood by death team
jerry - sidekick by walk the moon
misty - countdown by beyonce
jenn - where have you been by rihanna
bob dawg - i miss you by blink 182
nick - bitter by atmosphere
shane - ????? A by arca
candice - BBD by azealia banks
tina - don't wanna / lets do it by GFOTY
chris - msmsmsm by SOPHIE
joanna - take my hand by charli xcx

3.) (Unless it gets flagged by yaboi Yul cause shit ive been goin for a while) Pick out a gif for the jurors n finalists to reflect them. Again, optional prejurors.

debbie -

jerry -

misty -

jenn -

bob dawg -

nick -

ok i thought it would be a lot easier to find a lot of alyssa edwards gifs for everyone but i am DONE w her youre getting the rest without a theme son

shane -

candice -

tina -

chris -

joanna -
^ note on this one in one of our first conversations i had joanna convinced i didn't know who rob cesternino was but was a fan of the robb from thailand so yeah

Shane @ 16/6/2016 16:29

Debbie Wanner @ 16/6/2016 14:17 shane - Geez, what crawled up your asshole and died in your mouth.

I just used crest mouthwash my breath is minty and great!

Debbie Wanner @ 16/6/2016 16:33

Shane @ 16/6/2016 16:29 Debbie Wanner @ 16/6/2016 14:17 shane - Geez, what crawled up your asshole and died in your mouth. I just used crest mouthwash my breath is minty and great!

but no i guess I should explain this one!

I compared you to Forrest Gump in my confessional because I have never actually seen that movie but everyone always talks about it, much like I never really talked to you but everyone else talked about you. I thus didn't know anything about you so that seemed like the best gif choice relative to that but YEA it was super insensitive and especially without an explanation lol. I was gonna explain them all but my access to a computer was cut short and I didn't have to do this but if y'all want explanations I can do that now from my phone??

OK EXPLANATIONS FOR EVERYONE! after finding dory!!!!!

I'll also give you all a full review of the movie and tell you if there's an Easter egg after the credits

I wasn't forgoing the rule..... I just wanna Break The Rules by Charli XCX

two things: Jerry, that gif is literally me, and also GO SEE FINDING DORY ITS CUTE

no Jerry the gif from arrested development that doesn't relate to me at all!

yes the one you picked for me. I am Charlie sheen and I've always had a plan

what did I... what did I just watch Bob dawg

I will today!! I fell asleep last night on the phone with my friend trying to convince her dory died 10 years ago and was a figment of Marlin's imagination

gif explanations!!

Debbie - who doesn't like Buffy the vampire slayer???
Jerry - the face you make when you're embarrassed of the bullshit someone is spewing when you know they didn't do half the shit they claim :o
misty - girl was a huge player and everyone was watching her like ppl watched the firework by Katy perry music video. I'm her plastic bag
Bob dawg - this is just about the way conversations with you made me feel.
Nick - @ his bitterness over f6 round
Shane - explained
Candice - girl was WILD and had no filter
Tina - sorry for voting you out to push myself and Bob dawg further into the game! except not really sorry bc now I'm in f2
Chris - I loved that fucker and wanted him to stay in the game with us for a while. of course it turned out working out for me that he left when he did but I still
missed him

y r u like this it was a joke

anyway since you didn't take credit for the civil rights movement I will. it was all me. I started it. donate to my gofundme