I wish I could update more as i would like to but I'm literally never home y'all

Sandra is just a big mess y'all I love it. I wanna be her. I wanna marinate in her. I wanna breathe her.

lmao at Sandra telling me at 6:02 the vote is changing to Joanna LOL

Joanna having to change her parchment from saying #blindside is my favorite moment of this game. and it probably means I'm getting blindsided

I'll appreciate it alright. appreciate it right to hell where he and his words belong.

I wanna stomp his pompous feathers into the dirt and hock the biggest phlegm filled loogie on them. and then tell him to ride me.


and then let him ride me.


and then tell him after he nuts that surprise, I have the clap :-)

LEMONADE CHAPTER THREE

DONT HURT YOURSELF



Well, last round went off without a hitch. It actually went better than planned, because I got to send a girl home which means less distraction for the men coming for my hind quarters. Yeeeeeeeeeee buddy!

But really, Joanna going and the way it went down was best case scenario for me, because I was able to garner favor with her by telling her last minute that she was getting the votes, I was able to act surprised when Sandra told me to switch my vote to her, and I was able to keep my alliance happy and pleased with me.

Nobody in the alliance has any idea that our alliance includes me. The girls had an idea of what it was, but not the exact composition of it, and definitely not that I am even remotely involved. Setting up the perfect alliance round one was so good for me, because as it turns out I am not even the least active member of the group, which means I have even less protecting needed to be done than Ib. And when Ib is here, he has no real choice but to be with us. Everyone else has wanted to vote him out!

Now, let's move on to me receiving a vote last round. HA. If Coach thinks voting me was a smart thing to do, HE WAS WRONG BINCH! and on the off chance it wasn't him i don't really care i'm gonna blindly assume it's him for the story arc i'm creating for myself. IN THIS DEBOACH WAR ONLY ONE CAN COME OUT ON TOP! AND ALTHO I AM USUALLY A BOTTOM FOR THE PAST THREE MONTHS ITS BEEN OTHERWISE SO TOP I WILL REMAIN!

There really is no one on my tribe besides the Death Team that I even remotely enjoy at this point. Sandra confronted me yesterday and yelled at me for telling Joanna about her getting votes, saying it was a transparent attempt at getting her coins - which it legitimately was, but that's neither here nor there! Instead she tried apologizing later and asked me who I was thinking of voting. And let me tell yall something. That's one of my biggest annoyances with everyone who isn't in Death Team. When we lose a challenge they all say "so who are you thinking of voting" and nothing else. ALL OF THEM. Can they not fuckin initiate a plan on their own? Why must they all ask me? Whatever. It's fine because they all assume I'm on the bottom of the tribe when I know otherwise and I love it just like that.

Eventually Sandra decides she wants to take out Chris for being in charge and also for not messaging her since Sunday. She has "given him a few chances" or something which is really not how you play Survivor and it's also really not how you go about playing a game without taking control and sitting in the back seat. She is doing the opposite of what she said she would. Which is understandable given her shitty position, but who am I to fix that shitty position? I am in a just fine position and by ridding the tribe of her it comes with SEVERAL benefits.

1. my war for Coach continues.
2. my alliance stays in tact and happy.
3. i remain the only girl to take all these tribal dicks.
4. joanna cant return and reunite with sandra.

this is a good thing. a very good thing.

Sandra is really hurting herself the past two rounds when she was top person considered for our fifth alliance member beforehand. Now she's gone and buried herself in the dirt. You can't play Survivor from six feet under.

sorry I didn't vote real life drama

where is Nellie I need her

seriously can someone find Nellie I need her understanding of the libra mind

LEMONADE CHAPTER FOUR

SORRY

i aint sorry

n word nah




so, sandra's departure was ultimately lackluster bc no one was actually on her side or considering swapping to her to take out chris, and DEFINITELY no one was gonna pool coins with her to make an idol this early in the game lmao. love god herself girl you gotta go! she put up a fight, but it was mostly received by fake lip service.

the weird thing about this vote was that... somehow i ended up with coach close to me? from him wanting me out every tribal before??? suck on my balls, balls, i've had enough. but it's fine. i'm gonna let him think i'm on the bottom with him. we had a whole conversation about how we just had to make it to swap/merge so we could flip to the chikoritas and take out the power players from our tribe. pfffffffffffft bitch please i'm the power player on our tribe, you ain't got shit on my strategizing and socializing. i'm in the majority alliance and closeknit with the outcasts. i am who you trust despite the fact that i want to use your ribcage as armor against real enemies.

i ain't thinkin bout u.

moving on to NEW TRIBES!


i had real life drama come up a couple hours before deadline (involving penises! and libras!) so i missed the vote and got a self vote. i'm gonna assume it's coach's vote even tho i know he voted chris with sandra. it just adds to my hatred of him <3

then the tribes swap and while im gone people make deals and plans to keep me safe. I AINT COMPLAINING! especially when the deal was made between the people on my tribe i am actually legitimately with and nick and misty my two favs from the other tribe. so its a total win win for me, whole package, yadda yadda i got this game in the bag man.

DEBBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my baby

I was here and helpful in the switch to the coach vote but I'm sad I couldn't actually vote him. I actually hope he wins oasis so I can vote him back out myself.