well, we won after my expertly crafted introduction(that was edited while i was gone and let me just say that writing style was HIGHLY subpar to my original work!) inspired the others to write more about worshiping me.

and aubry's epilogue was legit perfect i love her idc that i never talk to her whatever.

since we are safe, really as long as nick jenn and misty don't leave i'll be ok. and even if they go i'll be ok. i will always be ok. i am god. i created this universe. because i sneezed. can you say you did that? no. can you even say you halved my impact? no. no you can't unless you are carly rae jepsen in which case you are my rival in power but lover in heart.

anyway until the next challenge i'm mostly gonna be working on solidifying the alliance known as Death Team, consisting of me, Bob Dawg, Chris, Ibeyul, and .... one more person. Not sure yet. Chris wants a fifth for majority's sake so I will oblige and why did i all of a sudden start using capitalizion i do NOT care that much i better not make it seem like i do.

anyway i'm heading out tonight as my last night before my drug test in the morning and my friends wont be able to use me as a DD as reliably anymore :x so! away i go. goodnight my admirers, i think u all are mediocre and thats more than most ppl get.

why is Ibe Yul?

bc I was drunk and called him yul and he got upset and so obviously I had to keep calling him yul if it upset him

I've been waiting in a sonic drive thru for ten minutes

Debbie Wanner @ 2/5/2016 15:04

anyway Ifbith means I fuck bitches in the hood

As a heterosexual male I can verify that the good is the proper orifice in which bitches should be fucked.

heterosexuals? in MY confessional?



it's more likely than you think

Debbie Wanner @ 4/5/2016 4:24

I've been waiting in a sonic drive thru for ten minutes

lucky. we don't have any here :(
I've been been wanting go to 1 forever. I need to roadtrip

come to me yulgor. I will treat u

the star of battlefield season 1 (me) is supporting u

congrats

r u alina

Debbie Wanner @ 6/5/2016 9:21

r u alina

no, thats Nina

this week the album guide of lemonade is on a commercial break bc I haven't been on a computer in three days but I'll TRY AND UPDATE LATER tho legitimately there's nothing to update no one talks in this game

so death team is officially formed of me Chris Bob dawg and ibe. fifth candidates are Joanna Sandra and Bob C tho I'm unsure how Bob C got lumped in there considering he has not responding to IMs since before the challenge was posted on day one. similarly neither has aubry and that's why she's going.

it sucks bc aubry called me gorgeous but it won't be the last time I vote out someone who loves and adores me

chapter two... HOLD UP

ok ok yes this is chapter three but chapter two point one sucked so we are forgetting it happened. yay utr1!

anyway, i continued to not be around for the challenge because i am much more concerned with my real life and in a place in life where if i actively put an org first before people i can physically see i would probably be mad at myself. this is a huge leap in my life from where i used to literally strategize on mobile aim while doing lines of coke in bar bathrooms back in high school lmao. what a life.

but thats not to say im not still here to play and have fun and also obviously win bc a bitch is gonna win. i know it already. know how? because i already played this season as misty about 60 years ago and i just time traveled back to watch me win again. what a dream.

my tribe offically sucks. like, really, no one is EVER here and when they are they have three message conversations of the most basic and dry variety and then disappear into the negaverse from sailor moon. and i am NOT about to moon tiara magic their asses back into the light. sorry scouts but your orbit is UP!

so, as soon as the challenge ends and we get our asses handed to us, sandra messages me "who are you thinking to vote." first message from her in days and its straight to the damn poiint. SECONDS LATER joanna sends the SAME MESSAGE. is this some twin twist???? if i call em out can liz nolan come be my showmance? regardless, i give them no info bc what the fuck do i look like giving info to a pair of ppl who do not communicate with me except for info that I LEGIT DONT HAVE BC NO ONE TALSK!!!!!URJIOKRL:GVnhgsuivfj i hate this tribe

how did i go from saying YAY PERFECT TRIBE to fuck this tribe???? how. why did they all get so lame. WHY! nick said their first vote was a clusterfuck and we got left with... aubry?????? jesus.

luckily, this vote is now gonna be a fun one!

bc joanna suggested ib and chris brought it to the death team alliance chat, and then sandra and joanna said the same things to bob dawg at the exact same time... we have decided it's time to do somethin' about that. bc if you try and fuck with us, we gon fuck you up.

of course, this was the PERFECT opportunity to take coach out, my arch nemesis, my evil male rival, my cleft chin, my buffalo hide. but no, that will have to wait, and it will have to wait a while. because death team is taking control of this game NOW!

its funny that as i wrote this death team decided to blow up with messages making my NO ONE TALKS rant irrelevant but WHATEV! i still lub em. just bc there's literally no one else worth loving here. bunch of pansy ass toenails. what i look like aligning with a toenail?

speaking of aligning with a toenail, i did just that earlier when sandra asked to have each other's back and tell each other if we hear the others name. i was like lol ok and then she said there were no alliances yet and i was like lol ok.

lol ok

lol ok

LOL OK!

anyway

ppl are dumb and thats not new but what is new is STEVEN UNIVERSE THIS THURSDAY!!! DONT FORGET TO TUNE IN

now to tie this in to the title of the lemonade track

when joanna said ib we were all like HOLD UP they dont love u like i love u! slow down we will vote this ho out for uuuu

see i can make anything work including my boyfriend's vibrator that broke the other day i repaired that shit in a jiffy. for my own pleasure but i mean it still counts man

so after Sandra gave me her entire spiel about picking Sandra bc she always takes the reigns and wanting to sit back and go with the flow... she decides to try and make a push for ib to go lol. wtf girl