Chris: are u in a drunken slumber debzzz

no dude I'm just ignoring u lol

how does PW Ciera have negative reputation whose mother did you vote out this time girl. get some chill

im gonna do this new thing where nothing I say is right but I say it to everyone so they have to start questioning if they're actually wrong themselves. performance art at its finest.

Debbie Wanner @ 30/4/2016 20:47

how does PW Ciera have negative reputation whose mother did you vote out this time girl. get some chill

I made the PWs who voted me out last season write me an essay to get new avatars. Can't really say I didn't deserve it...

my theme song for the game y'all

quality content to come back to your phone to

Hi mom

so I'm not sure if Ibe just happened to like the same ppl as me but he literally picked whoever I asked him to lol???

JOANNA IS NOT HERE FOR MY HOOLIGAN SHIT

anyway Ifbith means I fuck bitches in the hood

this song goes out to coach, who is my #1 enemy and passionate advocate against me and my domain here in Oasia.

so here we are, in the oasis. yippee kawaii!

i'm coming into this game mostly having fun with the experience, but that's not gonna limit me from pulling out my vast strategic chops when need be. but, i really am just playing this to enjoy myself and enjoy the company of others when my boyfriend is a shitty texter and i'm not at work :)

so, with that in mind, i entered the game being very... debbie on aim. everything was weird and blunt and out there, and it got a great response for the most part! i immediately clicked with several people, most notably nick my husband and chris naughty daughty. others i liked right off the bat were ibe (who i affectionally call yul), bob dawg who is my son, aubry who is just a sweetheart angelic lil baby, and misty who is me from before i came back in time. with not as nice hair. i have the nicest hair.

i also liked bob, fabio, shane, tina, and sandra, and i am lightly obsessed with joanna bc she is easily fooled. but also doesnt like my lifestyle which makes me LOVE HER EVEN MORE my lifestyle is horrible good for her man good for fuckin her.

those i do not like include coach and jerry. jerry i gave a coin to and he didnt give it back and never messaged me again LOL that fuckin shithead. and coach didnt take well to my humor, he seemed to be very juxtaposed to me in many aspects so i'm very much so prepared for our male v female me war to start. if it doesnt start organically a bitch better believe i'm gonna make it happen on my own volition. i want that to be an overarcing theme in my, what, 4 episodes, 5 max? that's about how long i will last probably, and that's with more confidence in myself than i should.

so, come tribe formation, i literally get like... my perfect tribe, minus niok who was upset he didnt get to choose me bc ibe chose me first. sorry hubby but i'm insanely desirable and you knew that when you shotgun married me in the kfc parking lot. get over it. (no but i do miss nick i want him on my tribe hes so funny)

ibe asks me who else i like and i name them and.... he picks them

one by one

????????? is he tryin to court me bc... its workin

anyway the tribe is perfect bc i already have my ideal foursome for the war against coach. me, ibe, chris, and bob dawg. the original Ifbith supporters. we all fuck bitches in the hood and it's great. and it's even better because i'm the kinda person that you don't wanna fuck with, the first line of the song Fucking Bitches In The Hood, the song that inspired our tribe name, fits so well with how i feel about coach and his negative attitude towards my demeanor in public forums. he's gonna get what's fucking come man. and i have my leagues ready.

+ joanna who just entertains me and the adorable aubry and bob who has my social security number, i can't lose this war.

more on challenge n stuff later but that's an initial update ok cool

i fuckin said yippie kawaii instead of yippee ki yay fuck me

strategic queen
social goddess

slay