The door opened to the North. Sr. Culo walked cautiously into the room. It was a standard sized one and it was very, very dark. It was so dark that he could barely see the shape of the exits. There was one North, one South and one West. His eyes slowly began to become accustomed to the gloom as he paused and waited to get his bearings.

There was nothing but empty air in all directions. That was very unsettling. He looked back as the door to the North opened once more. Kane walked into the room a little hazily, followed by the rest of the group. Something didn't feel right about the room though. Why would there be one so empty? His eyes wandered and eventually rose to the upper wall. And that's when he saw it.

The mechanism up there was beginning to light up. There was a click as something extended out, followed by a whir as another shape appeared in the darkness. A green glow began to emerge from the device, revealing it to be a small metallic cylinder connected to a mechanical arm. Finally, the glow grew bigger and bigger. Culo backed away with fear in his eyes before running towards the Western exit. But it was too late.

The device blasted forth a green laser which extended down to the floor and arced along the wall, crossing Sr. Culo's neck. For a long time after the laser moved on, there was no sound. But slowly, illuminated by the green of the device, everybody watched Culo's head drop away from his body. His body slumped down, leaving a bloody trail against the doorway where it fell before collapsing on the floor, headlessly.

Nobody dared make a move as the device above continued to emit the green light. Finally, the laser shut off leaving the room in darkness once more.

Nobody said a word for a while. Finally, Rita began to speak but stopped again as something else started happening. Kane looked down at his hands which were currently surrounded by bright purple sparks. His entire body seemed to be covered with an aura of them. He looked over at the group with confusion in his eyes, visible by the light he was emitting.

"What the fuck" Said Kane.

But as he finished speaking, the world was different. He toppled forward unsteadily. The darkness was gone and the room he was stood in was very bright and airy. He fell to the floor, holding his hands out to catch himself before he did any damage. In front of him stood a strange device. Cogs were spinning in all directions, slinking away into the wall. An enormous hourglass stood behind them. Red sand was piled up along the bottom.

He took in his surroundings as he rubbed his head. Always something else. The walls were covered in creeping vines that curled around the mechanism. From where he stood, the room extended West twice the length of a normal room and South twice the length of a normal room. To the very far South was an exit. There was also an exit to the very far West. And as his gaze moved to that exit, he noticed there was another exit South of that one.

Near to where the Western exit sat, a dried up stone canal ran from North to South. The canal had iron bars on either wall to allow it to pass under. But there was no water here now. He slumped down on the floor, disoriented and feeling shitty. He'd just come back only to be tossed out somewhere different. Terrific.

It is now Phase 32. Phase 32 will end in roughly 24 hours from now.

Players (1):
Kane

Exits:
East Side South
West Side South
West

What the fuck indeed.

Ok so thinking about this and I figured let me put thoughts to papaer so to speak. Maybe if I write it out things will make a little more sense.

The obvious is Culo did not 'protect yo neck' as the Wu says so the laser killed him again. Then I thought the LSD kicked in but quickly realized I was doing the time warp just minus the sweet transvestites.

So now here I am back in the past but not quite sure exactly where on the map I landed. If we were in 1130* and moved north then I should be in 7342* which is the room that the spiders attacked Origo and dead scumbag Parker re-locked the northern door. However snce 1130* in the future was one more unit longer I think since the transport I landed in that room we were trying to get to which is 1 room north of 7342*.

If that is the case I need to put this room into my version of my map and figure out what direction to travel.

Hmmm I think if I plotted this correctly this room is basically 2 units across and two down on the right (eastern) side but could be completely fucking wrong. I think I am otherwise ther eshould be a south exit which would lead me to 7342*. The west exit would fit to bring me to 9859* but again my map could be all jacked up.

Well I thought about it and I think I'm going east as part of Eleanor's suggestion.

At least I don't have to deal with running from the doggie.

Oh fuck I just realized I could stay here too since I don't have to run from Cerberus, however it's not like anyone is in the next room. I'd have to time travel to meet up with the group but I don't see a frozen donkey wheel in this room. And since I don't have the staff I have to wait 5 phases to warp. I think it's best if I go exploring a bit. Who knows maybe I'll make some actual progress.

Fuck it let's explore some uncharted rooms even if I'm not 100% sure where I am.

##Exit: East South Side

AAAAAnnnddd for after game lulz

##Hang: Dong

Figured I'd raise my post count while I'm flying solo, and since that doesn't happen via journal entries I'll just spout my nonsense here.

I'm rather curious on how/why I got time warp'd. Either it was a function of the room we entered where person #1 gets killed and person #2 gets teleported, or someone sent me back to the past. If it's the former that's all well and fine and 1 fucked up room to kill someone and teleport another. But if it's the latter that means someone has a role or an item that can send player's to different time periods. That's the one that scares me becuase if it's true I have been proven town by Marek's lie detection and someone intentionally sent me away from the group. I can't see a reason why town would do that seeing as how I was already cleared which would mean scum or a 3rd party has something fishy going on.

Most interesting....

*wakes up*
*scratches yan bag*

Oh man I picked the WRONG day to stop sniffing glue....

*Pulls out The Stash*
*Drops back into drug induced coma*

Guess I'll be leaving soon. I sure do hope I don't set off a trap and end up dead again. It would suck to have journey'd back to life only to be dismembered a short time after.

Another thought I had...I'm curious if Walton is still hearing his voice or not. If not it can be assumed the voice he heard was really Fong all along. It would make sense in that a large majority of the things the voice told him fit in retro to the events actually happening. It would also fit some if the 'threats' seeing as how Fong was really scum and was probably so all along unlike how Ezra was infected.

I'll have to remember to ask if I ever meet up with him or the group again...

Hmmm still here. I was expecting to be transitioning to another room by now. I wonder if the hour glass has anything to do with this like maybe I got displaced in time.

Or maybe porl the pirate just hasn't gotten around to updating yet.