##Exit: Portal

It's my fucking idea, so I will take the risk.

Now, if anybody can help me retrieve the descriptions of rooms near guardians, that would be handy.

We need to look for patterns.

As for the walkie, don't hold your fucking breath Boone. They didn't respond last time we had contact, right?

Maybe you could try get them talking by saying we freed Cassandra or some shit.

Is that actually possible? I can't remember.

Anyway, I have changed my mind.

##Unexit

I think there is a puzzle to be fucking solved here. Unfortunately, I am basing the theory I am about to share with you guys on this room alone, since I foolishly forget to note down any information that the other group shared with us about there encounters with rooms near guardians.

I am making a few assumptions here, so keep these in mind when reading this theory:

1: That there are pipes near each guardian room.
2: Each guardian is impossible to reach at the moment.

Ok, on to the theory!

Look at this:



It is my interpretation of the layout of this room. I don't know how accurate it is, so if somebody wants to check I got everything in the right place, please go ahead.

Fucking anyway, so far all our goals have been stated. But usually there is a puzzle to be solved in Lab. Something we have to figure out on our own.

My theory is that we have to get water running through these pipes, and that somehow that will give us access to the guardians. For instance, water running through the pipe extending westwards might lower the platform above us so we can walk across it. Shit...I don't know.

Maybe this has to do with the sluice gate/winch, and diverting the current to the waterways. Waterways kind of suggests a fucking sewer system, right?

The sluice shit is a big fucking feature of the map, as is the dried canal. And so far, we have not gone as far as interacting with it. But what if that is our key to unlocking access to the guardians?

THEORY TIME FUCKING OVER.

Please go out of your way to tell me why this is fucking wrong. Because I cannot think of a better course of action right now then to head North to the sluice controls.

POKE HOLES IN THIS FUCKING THEORY OF MINE ASSHOLES.

Well it is agreed that the pipes are important, at least.

It is good to know about the controls on the other side. That is something I fucking missed.

Isn't it possible that we haven't come across pipes near the other guardians because we haven't fully explored the area surrounding them?

We have seen grates, haven't we? Grates which could hide sewers. Fuck, I don't know.

With the canal being such a big feature on the map, I would be surprised if it only allowed access to one guardian.

Pipes which are hinted to have once had water through them, a dried out canal leading to waterways, and sluice controls...it makes fucking sense to me but...maybe we should time travel first.

I don't know if you guys are aware, but I unexited. Urk seems to think we can push Walton through a portal. I don't know if that is allowed, since it has been a while.

But, if it is...

##Push Walton: Portal

And Boone, I think you should seriously tell whoever is on the end of that fucking line that we freed Cassandra.

If we are dealing with a CBF townie, they might just respond. If we are dealing with scum, it will put them on their toes.

Though I wouldn't try that until next phase.

I am sure pushing players through portals was covered in the rules at some point. But I can't fucking find anything.

Then we are sorted.

*Pats Walton on the back*

Lead the fucking way buddy!

##Exit Portal: Eleanor

Actually, come to think of it, you can't use the walkie next phase anyway Boone!

But tell them some lies when you can. Whoever is on the end of the line must be reading your messages at some point when they know you won't be online.

And if I die, good fucking show guys. I strongly advise checking out the sluice controls if this shit doesn't work out.

Might be time for a wee bit of help from that asshole Roth.

Divine intervention is a common fucking occurrence in these types of stories.

Bullshit. Angela would never greet us so amiably.

Isn't it unusual that Poseidon is referred to as Neptune in the labyrinth?

Thought I would get some fucking conversation started.

Anyway, I think it is time to start a fucking petition. This game has been enjoyable, but I think it has gotten to the point now where it probably needs to be wrapped up, before it fizzles out completely.

I propose that Willis and Pollux conclude the game now, and grant the highest ranking player victory. They could give everyone a flavorful ending based on their character and actions.

I would prefer a premature conclusion to the game fizzling out. It started months ago. It was no doubt a lot of work to keep it up this long.

I for one would be cool with ending the game here.

That or a break until autumn (: