"Through me you go to the grief wracked city; Through me you go to everlasting pain; Through me you go a pass among lost souls. Justice inspired my exalted Creator: I am a creature of the Holiest Power, of Wisdom in the Highest and of Primal Love. Nothing till I was made was made, only eternal beings. And I endure eternally. Abandon all hope - Ye Who Enter Here"
More specifically, Fake Klaus told me to suck his dick and kiss his ass, but that he hoped I could fix whatever he did. If he thinks I'm wasting a revive on Hupu, though, he's a damned fool.