Suddenly! A portal warps onto the stage and the Narrator himself leaps out of it! How majestic! This man continues to outdo himself!

My loyal audience, your noble Narrator has returned! Let us discover the fate of another one of our poor members.

Lights, please! Music!

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What in the world is this nonsense?! Open the curtain at once!

Ah, our hero for today is an eccentric young man wielding a.... bagel?! Put that down, boy! You never know when you'll need both hands! A noise is heard in the background and the young man looks behind his shoulder.

: So these guys on the internet might ban me today.
: Oh that's weird. *raises eyebrow*
: Can I be banned too?
: No you're not on FE.
: Yo what the hell is FE?
: It's a---

Suddenly, a crackle and fizz is heard from the computer! What is this?! As the man turns around, he finds his bagel is dripping all over the place! He quickly wolfs it down and begins slamming on the keyboard. This will surely work! In doing so, FE is refreshed....

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Oh no! THE BAGEL HAS CURSED US ALL!


































Hot Cocoa has been banned.

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Alignment: Town Role: Inventor Character: Hot Cocoa You are Hot Cocoa, an eccentric college kid who became one of the fastest rising members of 2014 with his quirky posts and strange behavior. After being thought to be a girl for half his stay in FE, he unveiled himself (and his lovely singing voice!) in the Bohemian RhapFEdy raffle ticket contest. Hot Cocoa has become known for coming up with unorthodox ideas on the spot and he will continue to do this in a time of crisis. Before him are three shapely, colorful buttons. Resist the temptation... or press them?! We press them of course! Each button has an unknown effect that may or may not become apparent once you use them. Each night phase, pick a button and watch what happens. Or don't. You can use your inventions multiple times, but only after pressing all buttons at least once. Your invention options are as follows: A big rectangular yellow button. Push it and say the name of another player. (That player will be silenced the next day phase.) A round red button, covered with a plastic shell that can flip open. Push it and say a single word. (Anyone who says that word will get a mystery lynch vote. If they say it again, the vote will be unlynched. This will continue for anytime they say it.) A small blue square button. No specific instructions for this button. (You will steal the ability of a dead player for one night.) (Yellow text hidden from player)

Curses! Button Boy has been vanquished. Perhaps today can be a bit more peaceful.

But... the day is not yet ready to begin. Curtain, please!

The curtain abruptly closes and opens back up momentarily with a new hero. With his tongue sticking out and fingers up in the air, the Scandinavian has his mission in mind.

"I have a mission? Lol."

Pondering to himself, he suddenly remembers.

"Oh right. PROBOARDS IS A FREE AND EASY TO USE SERVICE THAT CAN CREATE A NEW FORUM WITH A COUPLE OF CLICKS!"

Oh no.... not you too!

"When Patrick Clinger thought to make this FREE TO USE service, he made sure to think of the userbase first. Now that Version 5 is out, Proboards is BETTER THAN EVER!"

No it isn't! Don't listen to them! Don't go to the dark side! I beg you!

"PATRICK CLINGER WILL ENSURE THAT NDIM IS SAVED FROM PAULUS' CLUNKY CODING AND USER UNFRIENDLY SOFTWARE!"

Somebody do something! At once!

"PROBOARDS WILL TAKE OVE----"

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Herm has been banned.

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Alignment: Cult Role: Recruiter Character: Herm You are The Hermynator! You're a Swedish party boy from the KMB and the only tolerable regular from there who has graced himself onto FE. Generally friendly, Herm has yet to make any enemies unlike his compadres Mercuzo and Tim. You are fast becoming well known for your wacky and illogical theories in mafia games. The recent problems on the board have turned you off from wanting to stick around here much longer. KMB has gone downhill as well with Mercuzo's recent flip out. So where else is there to go? Ah yes. It calls you from a distant place. The man himself, Patrick Clinger, has reeled you back into the horrific Proboards craze. Now as an official recruiter for Proboards FREE AND EASY TO MAKE MESSAGE BOARDS you will go on a hunt each night to recruit someone new for the cause. If successful, they will join you on your mission. Your goal is outnumber the rest of the players in the game. But be very careful as attempting to recruit scum of any kind will result in your own demise.

Thank goodness!

there is 15 members left :|||| so it will take 8 to lynch. get it right for once!!!!

Hmm.... I wonder if Herm tried to recruit a Mafia member?

Someine I have my eye on is for sure Raptor. I have taken a look back at all the lynches people have made and he has some bad history in this department. He lynches Zersch the day Patrick need to be lynched. He also has had a sole lynch on Wikey the first two days. Lastly he joined the Tim lynch very late! I think the first two lynches on Wikey is too distance himself away from him because they both could be mafia together!

##lynch: Raptor

After yesterday, I am not sure about any of you anymore.

Henry might be scum too. He was the one pressing for us to lynch quiet types, even though not all the mafia would be quiet. I think he is scum

Dylan @ 5/7/2014 5:41

Hmm.... I wonder if Herm tried to recruit a Mafia member?

Been 2 kills every night so I doubt it.

Dylan @ 5/7/2014 5:51

Someine I have my eye on is for sure Raptor. I have taken a look back at all the lynches people have made and he has some bad history in this department. He lynches Zersch the day Patrick need to be lynched. He also has had a sole lynch on Wikey the first two days. Lastly he joined the Tim lynch very late! I think the first two lynches on Wikey is too distance himself away from him because they both could be mafia together! ##lynch: Raptor

Yup, you got me. Me and my scum buddies saw how powerful rips role claim was and we had to have Jim killed so I pushed his lynch claiming I know he's lying to assure his lynch. Plan worked like a charm. Thank god his great and powerful role is now gone so my scum buddies can continue on with our plan

/sarcasm


Rip was either lying or mod made a mistake hence me telling him to check with the mod.

Well this is good news, the cult is a lot less threatening now. As on who to lynch I have no clue now, Tim didn't help since he was acting scummy as fuck. I guess we could go after DD. DD's activity died after the role reveal incident. Any thoughts?

Herm showing as cult recruiter makes me think lurkers are a good target. We should try to push one and go from there.

I don't believe Raptor to be scum. He was too loud and vocal yesterday, that would be a pretty dumb way to act if he were scum.

##lynch ari

I still think we should look that way because nothing else seems to be working.

##Lynch mal


He's lurking and not providing much

Guys, it's good that cult is no longer a threat but if we don't lynch mafia today or tomorrow we're gonna fucking lose.

Jeff and Raptor are the two people I'm most suspicious of right now, I really thought Tim was scum after Raptor outed Tim's lie. I don't think Tim lied and if it had been a mistake on the mod's part then why wouldn't the mod have cleared that with Tim long before his lynch?

I do not understand why anyone still believes DD is scum at this point, if he's anything he's cult. Not sure why he's not talking, we could need his help today.

As for Ari, if we run around aimlessly not sure who to lynch Ari is a good lynch.

Leos @ 5/7/2014 14:13

Guys, it's good that cult is no longer a threat but if we don't lynch mafia today or tomorrow we're gonna fucking lose. Jeff and Raptor are the two people I'm most suspicious of right now, I really thought Tim was scum after Raptor outed Tim's lie. I don't think Tim lied and if it had been a mistake on the mod's part then why wouldn't the mod have cleared that with Tim long before his lynch? I do not understand why anyone still believes DD is scum at this point, if he's anything he's cult. Not sure why he's not talking, we could need his help today. As for Ari, if we run around aimlessly not sure who to lynch Ari is a good lynch.

Tim lied or mods made a mistake. I told rip he needed to verify and he blew it off. I reread my role pm and even had it verified with paulas before the game started. He should have been told he is unable his night action the next night after visiting me.

I can confirm Raptor's claim about his role. I do think it could be a scum role though.