BOOM! CRASH! UPROARIOUS APPLAUSE, OH YES!

Your noble narrator is back in action for yet another grim announcement of terror, horror and deaaaaath! Well, perhaps not that extreme but some people do take getting banned from an internet forum that seriously. Especially one as mighty as Further Entertainment.

Now! Lights, please! And music!

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Oh my. An Uprising?! What is this nonsense? Please, open the curtain at once!

*The curtain opens to reveal a lonely ginger sitting in his basement, with a shirt that strangely says YMRA.*

"GOOD!" he says to the strange music suddenly playing in the background. On his computer, the ginger minimizes a window that shows a camera feed of a bearded man taking a shower and opens up another window. It seems to be another spyscreen, but not one in a house. No! Something quite sinister. This tyrant is spying on other members of the board he once ran! How outrageous!

The ex-admin nods, acknowledging what he sees. As he goes back to his former home to report his findings, he is horrified to stumble upon something quite different from what he's use to seeing.

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Due to abuse of this account, it has been permanently banned from Further Entertainment Administrator's Note on this ban: i just banned CURTIS~

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Curtis has been banned!

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Name: Town Role: Watcher Character: Curtis You are Curtis Page, a ginger tyrant who has run FE since it's birth. :D Since starting out as a bright-eyed, impressionable young man you have since turned into something much darker behind that happy exterior. The darkest days may just be yet ahead of us. You are most known to the ORG world for helping to run Sausage Island, but run numerous other games in the months inbetween that may or may not ever take place due to your horrendous withdrawls. Curtis may be an ex-admin, but that doesn't mean Paul didn't have a solid trust built up for him. Paul left Curtis with limited abilities to track down the conspirators who ruined the 2.0 launch. Each night, Curtis can choose to watch one target of his choice. Should that target get any visitors, you will know who they were. You will not, however, know what they did. You win when all threats to the town have been banned.

The root admin.... banned.... forever? How in the world is this possible? Who is behind all this?! We demand answers! Perhaps another day will solve all this.




But first... I have some more troubling news.

*The curtain closes momentarily before opening back up, this time on a woman with a bottle of wine.*

"Teach me the way, great mighty Patrick."

Patrick? What have we just stumbled on here? Let us take a listen.

"Take my hand guide me to where I need to go."

This sounds nothing like Buffy. What has happened to our beloved JJ?! A curse of some sort? I demand an explanation!

"I can create my own FREE forum, that easy!"

Oh.... oh no. Buffy, no! How could you! How could you turn your back on all that is good in the world to... to.... to THAT!

Mercifully, whatever this scoundrel was planning has been STOPPED! As Buffy attempted to reach her embassy planted straight in the middle of our lovely community, she was greeted with a lovely message.

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Due to abuse of this account, it has been permanently banned from Further Entertainment Administrator's Note on this ban: u r banned sorry

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Buffy has been banned!

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Alignment: Cult Role: Jailer Character: Buffy You are Buffy or JJ (she can never decide which nor can we), another third of the mom's club of FE. She is frequenter in mafia games and has especially earned up a reputation in ATTWS with her very memorable characters. She has the honor of being the first to win a $50 gift card in KC's raffle games! She rarely posts without a glass of wine in her hand. Buffy comes off as aggressive at times, but for all the right reasons. She wants to get to the bottom of things! Of course it's only appropriate that Buffy has a similar plan at night. Each night, you may target one person for Buffy to trap and lock away - roleblocking them from doing anything that night. However, you will also be doing them a favor as all other night actions will fail on them as well, including kill attempts! But now she worships Patrick Clinger and has joined the Proboards army. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN CREATE YOUR FREE FORUM WITHIN SECONDS, AND ALSO BUY A NEAT AVATAR THAT YOU CAN MAKE LOOK EXACTLY LIKE YOU? JOIN PROBOARDS TODAY!

AN EARTHQUAKE!

Oh no, it is just your noble Narrator hopping back onto the stage from the heavens. A long drop that is well worth it! I am here for an epic tale! We are here to see the final moments of a young man named Benjamin Talem and what drove him to insanity.

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Ah, how appropriate.

*The curtain opens up to reveal the man himself sitting at his desk, calm as can be, sipping a cup of coffee. Despite looking completely fine and unphased, his online self is definitly not.

"Since I can't PM anyone, I'm just going to get some things off my chest here. It seems this is another case of "HAHA GUYS FUCK TIM HE'S AN ASSHOLE LET'S CONTINUE TO MAKE FUN OF HIM WHILE HE ISN'T EVEN ABLE TO RESPOND ANYMORE" so I must politely ask you to KNOCK IT OFF!!!!"

##lynch Tim

"You must have a hard on for me if you can't go ONE FUCKING PAGE WITHOUT LYNCHING ME!!!"

##lynch Tim

"ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING VOTE OR WHAT?

##lynch Tim

"EVERY VOTE IS ANOTHER CUT, EVERY VOTE IS ANOTHER CUT, EVERY VOTE IS ANOTHER FUCKING CUT DEEPER AND DEEPER WITHIN"

Meanwhile, Tim calmly sips his coffee.

##lynch Tim

"YOU WANNA FUCKING BAN ME? Well too fucking late. Because I'm going to get fucking modkilled."

As Tim goes to fetch his information, he stumbles upon a message that prevents him from doing just that.

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Due to abuse of this account, it has been permanently banned from Further Entertainment Administrator's Note on this ban: die scum

Tim sips his coffee once more. He walks off screen for several moments, only to return with a blender. As he turns it on, the curtain closes abruptly as a demonic whirring is heard. What Tim could be doing with that thing will be left a mystery to all.

But let us cease another mystery. As Tim's name turned black, the board erupted in applause. They feel confident they have finally killed one of the conspirators.









































































































Tim has been banned!

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Character: Tim Alignment: Town Role: Journalist Tim aka Benjamin Talem, Frederick and Quentin is a special young boy from the KMB. Upon joining FE, he quickly became toted as one of the most annoying members in the site's history and many called for his banning due his constant arguing, silly thread making and temper tantrums. After a rough few first months, Tim changed his ways and has since become a respectable member. However the old Tim still lingers in there somewhere, one bad moment away from another classic outburst. Due to angering Curtis beyond belief, Tim was given multiple restrictions on his account. Upon Paul lifting them, wanting everyone to band together due to this horrible crisis, he accidentally gave Tim some limited access to other people's private files! Each night, Tim can choose any target in the game. Should his target receive any night phase notes, Tim will also receive them! You win when all threats to the town have been banned.