AN EARTHQUAKE!
Oh no, it is just your noble Narrator hopping back onto the stage from the heavens. A long drop that is well worth it! I am here for an epic tale! We are here to see the final moments of a young man named Benjamin Talem and what drove him to insanity.
Ah, how appropriate.
*The curtain opens up to reveal the man himself sitting at his desk, calm as can be, sipping a cup of coffee. Despite looking completely fine and unphased, his online self is definitly not.
"Since I can't PM anyone, I'm just going to get some things off my chest here. It seems this is another case of "HAHA GUYS FUCK TIM HE'S AN ASSHOLE LET'S CONTINUE TO MAKE FUN OF HIM WHILE HE ISN'T EVEN ABLE TO RESPOND ANYMORE" so I must politely ask you to KNOCK IT OFF!!!!"
##lynch Tim
"You must have a hard on for me if you can't go ONE FUCKING PAGE WITHOUT LYNCHING ME!!!"
##lynch Tim
"ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING VOTE OR WHAT?
##lynch Tim
"EVERY VOTE IS ANOTHER CUT, EVERY VOTE IS ANOTHER CUT, EVERY VOTE IS ANOTHER FUCKING CUT DEEPER AND DEEPER WITHIN"
Meanwhile, Tim calmly sips his coffee.
##lynch Tim
"YOU WANNA FUCKING BAN ME? Well too fucking late. Because I'm going to get fucking modkilled."
As Tim goes to fetch his information, he stumbles upon a message that prevents him from doing just that.
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Due to abuse of this account, it has been permanently banned from Further Entertainment
Administrator's Note on this ban:
die scum |
Tim sips his coffee once more. He walks off screen for several moments, only to return with a blender. As he turns it on, the curtain closes abruptly as a demonic whirring is heard. What Tim could be doing with that thing will be left a mystery to all.
But let us cease another mystery. As Tim's name turned black, the board erupted in applause. They feel confident they have finally killed one of the conspirators.
Tim has been banned!
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Character: Tim
Alignment: Town
Role: Journalist
Tim aka Benjamin Talem, Frederick and Quentin is a special young boy from the KMB. Upon joining FE, he quickly became toted as one of the most annoying members in the site's history and many called for his banning due his constant arguing, silly thread making and temper tantrums. After a rough few first months, Tim changed his ways and has since become a respectable member. However the old Tim still lingers in there somewhere, one bad moment away from another classic outburst.
Due to angering Curtis beyond belief, Tim was given multiple restrictions on his account. Upon Paul lifting them, wanting everyone to band together due to this horrible crisis, he accidentally gave Tim some limited access to other people's private files! Each night, Tim can choose any target in the game. Should his target receive any night phase notes, Tim will also receive them!
You win when all threats to the town have been banned. |
