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Poll of the Day #381; Ladybug test
 Poll Question: What do?
Ignore it. It ain't your problem, nature is jus' taking its course
 
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Attempt to nurse it back to health...and fail. Eventually you leave it on a tree somewhere, content that you tried your best
 
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Euthanize it. There's no way this ladybug can survive in the wild now, best put it out its misery before it gets eaten alive by ants or something
 
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Take it to an Entomologist and pay them to attempt surgery on the Ladybug0 Votes
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Take it to the nearest ants nest, lay it down outside it, and take bets with your friends on how long it will last0 Votes
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Feed it to your dog0 Votes
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Put it in a tiny cage and keep it as a pet0 Votes
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Eat it
 
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Post #1: 10th Oct 2018 11:58 AM 
You come across an ladybug with a broken wing. What do you do?

your answer says a lot about who you are as a person,
 
   
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Post #2: 10th Oct 2018 12:00 PM 
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Post #3: 10th Oct 2018 12:07 PM 
Chocolate pudding
 
   
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Post #4: 10th Oct 2018 12:24 PM 
Eat it
 
   
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Post #5: 10th Oct 2018 12:28 PM 
I feel like you guys aren't taking this moral dilemma very seriously. Shame
 
   
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Post #6: 10th Oct 2018 12:34 PM 
They kick ass in the garden, but there isn't a shortage of them or anything. Maybe he lives, maybe he dies, idk?.
 
   
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Post #7: 10th Oct 2018 12:35 PM 
A ladybug bit me once. It doesn't really hurt, but I was shocked that they could bite.
 
   
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Post #8: 10th Oct 2018 12:37 PM 
I eat the chocolate pudding
How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat?
   
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Post #9: 10th Oct 2018 12:37 PM 
A ladybird shat on me once
 
   
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Post #10: 10th Oct 2018 12:39 PM 
Mike @ 10/10/2018 11:37
A ladybird shat on me once

I'm a human bird bullseye. Been shat on about 500 times. Fucking hate birds.
 
   
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Post #11: 10th Oct 2018 12:40 PM 
vladykins @ 10/10/2018 11:37
I eat the chocolate pudding

I put a ladybug in it.
 
   
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Post #12: 10th Oct 2018 12:47 PM 
Primate @ 10/10/2018 12:39
Mike @ 10/10/2018 11:37
A ladybird shat on me once

I'm a human bird bullseye. Been shat on about 500 times. Fucking hate birds.


Look less like a bird toilet!
How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat?
   
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Post #13: 10th Oct 2018 12:47 PM 
Primate @ 10/10/2018 12:40
vladykins @ 10/10/2018 11:37
I eat the chocolate pudding

I put a ladybug in it.


Stays crunchy in chocolate pudding!
How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat?
   
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Post #14: 10th Oct 2018 1:01 PM 
Primate @ 10/10/2018 12:34
They kick ass in the garden, but there isn't a shortage of them or anything. Maybe he lives, maybe he dies, idk?.


Chances are higher that you saw a Asian Lady Beetle, and not a ladybug.

If that is the case, then you should kill it/let it die, as they are non-native pests.
 
   
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Post #15: 10th Oct 2018 1:56 PM 
I wanted to say ignore it but that happened at the cabin I was staying at this weekend and I murdered it in cold blood.

So euthanize it.
 
   
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