"We caught you Christian, you scum son of a bitch!" recently outed scum Curtis' voice rang out. The six survivors wasted no time going at each other's throats.

"The way of a guilty man is crooked, but as for the pure, his conduct is upright." Christian sermonized. "...which is to say, I haven't killed a soul. In fact, I've slept soundly in my bed every night, safe in the knowledge that the LORD GOD is protecting me!"

"I admire your conviction. But the jig is up, scum." Nav spat upon Christian's face.

"I will pray for you." Christian said as he turned the other cheek and bowed his head.

"You guys...anyone find it strange how Nav and Josh know each other must be mafia, but aren't doing a thing about it?" JJ posited.

Curtis raised his hand to preemptively silence any reply.

"My brothers. The time has come. The scum alliance is upon us! We don't need to listen to this...town FILTH! Let's send Christian to his God!" he cried.

One by one...everyone started to nod. Even Badger poked up from his burrow and lazily crawled towards the fray.

Curtis, Badger, Nav, and Josh all surrounded Christian menacingly and began to close in.

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil..." he whispered portentously as he held up his Holy Book.

But it did little to deter these...these absolute demons.

Curtis ripped off his coat to reveal the hideous, hideous shirt revealed beneath. Christian was rendered utterly unable to move. All he could do is watch as Josh parted his long, black hair that was draped over his face and chomped into his neck.

"The righteous perish, and no one takes it to heart; the devout are taken away, and no one understands that the righteous are taken away to be spared from evil. Those who walk uprightly enter into peace; they find rest as they lie in death." Christian said, closing his eyes as his vision began to fade to black.

dink

Nav caught his cherished coin...burnt side once again.

"Unlucky." he remarked brusquely as he cocked back his revolver.

Christian bowed his head down for one final prayer before meeting his maker.

"Forgive them Father, they know not what they--"

BANG

Spoiler	+
Christian, TOWN (Bible), has been lynched. For the Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. Amen. Each night, you will be protected from all attacks if you posted a Bible verse at some point during the previous day.

"I'm sick of all of you." JJ sighed. She knew what was coming next.

But then again, she wasn't afraid of death. She'd done it before.

"Go boy! Get 'er! C'mon boy!!!" Nav and Josh encouraged their killer pet as JJ heard a rustling behind her.

Badger happily lept up onto her shoulders and gnawed straight into her jugular.

"Hi Badger." she sighed simply before quickly passing out from the blood loss.

Spoiler	+
JJ, TOWN (Thumbs Up Emoji), has been killed. 'Like' every one of a player's posts during a day phase in order to track them that night. (If you like all posts of multiple players, you will track the player with the highest amount of posts that day out of those options)

"Well done team! Well done. Now how about we all go our separate ways and enjoy this lil victory?" Curtis grinned. His smile soon faded when he saw the sinister looks Nav and Josh shot back at him.

"Badger..." Nav began.

"...bacarys."

And with that, a rabid badger came charging at Curtis. In that moment, the shirt overtook him and he found himself full of hubris.

"lmao come here u little cuck badger BITCH" Curtis said as he pulled out his trusty baseball bat.

Before Curtis could get a swing off, Badger bit into his achilles, immediately sending Curtis crumpling to the ground.

"wtf bro, that's not FAIR!!!" he whined while Badger's gnashing teeth made their way to his wrist, causing him to drop his baseball bat from the pain.

Badger scurried away temporarily to make way for Josh, who crawled creepily along the ground, his white dress trailing behind him.

With an inhuman screech, Josh pounced onto Curtis and pinned him to the ground.

click

Finally, Nav pulled out his revolver, aiming to put an end to this charade.

"Call it." Nav hissed.

"lmao fuck u fuckin beta ass bitch--"

BANG

Nav didn't even bother flipping the coin that time, deciding to make his own luck.

Badger quickly kicked some dirt over Curtis' corpse to cover up his hideous shirt.

Spoiler	+
Curtis, THIRD PARTY (Igor's fucking awful shirt), has been killed. Both you and Ahoda share ownership of the same shirt. One person can wear it per night - they roleblock whoever visits them thanks to the shirt blinding any visitors. The other can go and whisper an Igor-ism to someone - this will make them kill themselves the following night.

Mrs. Johnson rocked back and forth on her porch, gazing out at the endless black clouds overhead.

"It is raining." she remarked as her perm got soaked with endless raindrops.

Out from the storm came three distinct figures: a two-faced psychopath, a crawling freak, and some badger.

"I knew you'd come." Mrs. Johnson's voice boomed over the rain.

"Three hundred and sixty-eight years. Three hundred, and sixty-eight. I've been waiting for you to return. You're not...you're not some mafia. You're a disease. An idea. The very essence of what was actually bad within the saccharine soul of this quaint town of Nothing Bad Ever Happens Here. I've seen this happen a thousand times. And I'll see it a thousand times again. You...you killed countless citizens. Nineteen, if we're keeping count! TWENTY if you're counting Jonesy, and who in the blue fuck wouldn't! But this is nothing new. We're bound to repeat this cycle, over...and over...again. Up until the final tolling of the infinity bell, we will repeat this. You haven't won. This isn't the end. Nothing ever ends." her voice rang out, somehow incredibly loud and clear over the gusting wind. Mrs. Johnson's body began to twist and contort until it imploded completely, leaving nothing but an empty dress behind.

"okay" Nav shrugged.

Josh, him, and Badger all exchanged high-fives. They had won!

The Mafia has won the game!

Badger	+
Item: Time machine Once during the game, you can completely rewind the day. All votes will be thrown out, and a new 24 hour period will begin.

Josh	+
Item: THE TAPE FROM THE RING MOVIE You may choose one person to hand this tape to at any point in the game. If they are town-aligned, you will watch them for the rest of the game. If they are non-town, you will join their faction.

Nav	+
Item: silver coin with one side burned Sometimes, you just have to make your own luck. Each night, you may choose which side your coin flips onto. -- Burnt: Kill your target. -- Unburnt: Protect your target.

we did it team

Deserved victory, town didn't deserve to win after that vlady lynch instead of the scummies Nav I've seen, Igors didn't deserve to win after killing me.

But thanks for easing my suffering, this day would have been living hell

all my diggers were town yay

Also I really should have explained my change in opinion about vladdy (: He was being accused because he was the survival on the night IM supposedly used his role on TIB, but it was night 4 i think, and the role only had 3 uses, so it was very likely he lied about it. IM also wouldn't be suicide-accusing Vladdy if Vladdy was on his team, which ruled out the mafia doc idea, so the only possibility was sk vladdy.

So it was a bit of a silly lynch choice. THAT BEING SAID THAT "I'LL WHINE ABOUT IT NEXT GAME" DEFENSE WAS VERY BAD

im wasn't lying though. We DID use im's role on TIB the night TIB died

Mercator @ 11/7/2018 0:44

Deserved victory, town didn't deserve to win after that vlady lynch instead of the scummies Nav I've seen, Igors didn't deserve to win after killing me.

We didn't kill you (:

Mercator @ 10/7/2018 21:44

Deserved victory, town didn't deserve to win after that vlady lynch instead of the scummies Nav I've seen, Igors didn't deserve to win after killing me. But thanks for easing my suffering, this day would have been living hell

Looked at the night actions, nevermind.

Ahoda shouldn't have died there Boc, wtf

wtf @ mafia having 2 kills

itsbrianyay @ 11/7/2018 0:39

we did it team

we did it!!

In my defense, I WAS trying to get Badger lynched non-stop for days on end. You guys just wouldn't let me.

And I ended up using my role on SK because I had a feeling he was mafia. My VIBES were on point this game. (:

I just whipped up some fake breadcrumbs about me using my role on Zach because I knew if I made a joke about it, Buffy would believe me. AND IT WORKED!

How dare you guys kill my Badger when I left yours alone

Yeah that was about the only time I believed you all game but I changed my mind later. :P