https://www.idrlabs.com/dark-triad/test.php
Since Ndim polls suck for more than 1 vote, choose the one that applies


The dark triad is a subject in psychology that focuses on three personality traits: narcissism, Machiavellianism, and psychopathy. Use of the term "dark" implies that people possessing these traits have malevolent qualities.


Narcissism is an egotistical interest in, or admiration of, one’s self. Narcissists tend to be excessively preoccupied with themselves and motivated by getting admiration from others and maintaining a grandiose self-image. Because narcissists are so preoccupied with getting others to buy into their self-image, they may initially seem charming, but most narcissists have trouble developing real relationships on account of their difficulty with empathy and lack of interest in others.

Machiavellianism is characterized by a duplicitous interpersonal style, a cynical disregard for morality, and a focus on self-interest and personal gain. People who score high on Machiavellianism tend to be unemotional and take an instrumental view of others. They are therefore able to detach themselves from conventional morality and manipulate others. Highly Machiavellian individuals can be very patient with their deceptions due to their calculating nature.

Psychopathy is identified by the tell-tale sign of shallow emotional responses. The underdeveloped affect of psychopaths endows them with high stress tolerance, low empathy, and little guilt and prompts them to seek out extremely stimulating activities (sex, violence, drugs, or financial risk), resulting in impulsivity and a disposition towards interpersonal conflict. Personality traits associated with psychopathy include a lack of empathy or remorse, antisocial behavior, and volatility.



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i know which side of my family the narcissism comes from (:

i tried to err on the side of false positives instead of disagreeing with stuff if there was only a technicality or if it was a stretch. It's more interesting/informative that way!

i like how you can be more average than average

its like a horoscope

Igor @ 16/6/2018 13:32

its like a horoscope

It's a representation of your edge power level, in a nice graph

I'm 9.17 percent lighter than average. Whatever that means.

Although the mortality stuff is tricky. I'm a have a code and live by it guy. My code may be different than others, though.

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Lighter than the average person, WHO KNEW!

I'm about to be brutally honest with myself. This is going to be rough.

I... I'm calling a therapist.