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I’ve been to a bar in the last 30 days - I think twice in April and I’m going again Saturday

I need a haircut - more like a trim I’m a bit too scruffy

I’ve been to a National Park - always passing through Central Park in warm weather

I’ve given money to a panhandler - like a dollar once or twice

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I've been sick in the last two weeks - No, but my son was sick the other day.

I would generally regard to my home as clean - Yep. My desk is a mess, though.

I've been written up at work - Nope. I have had to put people on a Performance
Improvement Plan, though. :(

I've been to a bar in the last thirty days - Nope- rarely go now.

I'm on a diet - I'm into fitness:



I've had a bird on my shoulder - Yep. Parakeet.

I enjoy public pools - We used to belong to the NVA regional pools. That was awesome. But we have paddleboards now and hit the Potomac instead.

I've operated a forklift - Nope

I've accidentally broken something worth over $200 - Nope

I need a haircut - Desperately.

I've been to a national park - Plenty

I've given money to a panhandler - Yep.

I go jogging - No- I get bored.

I actively use a desktop computer - Just lappies now. I still have an old desktop for old games.

I've broken up with someone over the phone - Nope.

I will throw a barbecue party this summer - Likely.

I've been sick in the last two weeks
Nope

I would generally regard to my home as clean
lol, kids

I've been written up at work
Not that I am aware of.

I've been to a bar in the last thirty days
If a sports bar counts, then yes.

I'm on a diet
Not directly, but my wife is on a "drink broth and protein smoothies" thing, and I'm an innocent victim in the meal planning of that nastiness.

I've had a bird on my shoulder
Bird, no. Bird poop, yes.

I enjoy public pools
Enjoy is such a strong term, but I will tolerate one to play with the kids in the summer.

I've operated a forklift
Yep, along with other heavy machinery

I've accidentally broken something worth over $200
Been in a car accident that resulted in the totalling of the vehicle. Well over $200.

I need a haircut
How did you know?

I've been to a national park
Many, actually. It helps when your wife works for one.

I've given money to a panhandler
Nah.

I go jogging
Jogging is probably too strong a term for what I do.

I actively use a desktop computer
Nope, although I fake one by plugging a laptop into a much larger monitor.

I've broken up with someone over the phone
People do this? I don't understand this generation. Have some respect for your fellow humans. Send a damn email.

I will throw a barbecue party this summer
Hell yeah. Any excuse to have friends over and throw some meat on the smoker, I'll jump on it.

vladykins @ 3/5/2018 14:26

I'm on a diet - I'm into fitness:

That's my favorite kind of fitness.

I've been sick in the last two weeks - nope
I would generally regard to my home as clean - sure do
I've been written up at work - nope
I've been to a bar in the last thirty days - about once a week
I'm on a diet - yup, trying anyways
I've had a bird on my shoulder - several times, used to own parakeets that would fly around the house and had parrots there before.
I enjoy public pools - not particularly
I've operated a forklift - many times
I've accidentally broken something worth over $200 - couple times, once my phone went through the snowblower and a window once
I need a haircut - nope had one last week.
I've been to a national park - several through Michigan and the Midwest.
I've given money to a panhandler - a couple time when I was younger. Now I offer them a job, which they've never taken me up on.
I go jogging - try not to.
I actively use a desktop computer - yes 4-6 hours a day.
I've broken up with someone over the phone - no that'd be pretty shitty
I will throw a barbecue party this summer - for sure at least one a month.

I've been sick in the last two weeks
nope

I would generally regard to my home as clean
yes very

I've been written up at work
no. I'm in charge!!!!

I've been to a bar in the last thirty days
yes

I'm on a diet
never

I've had a bird on my shoulder
no but that sounds nice

I enjoy public pools
I very much enjoy bodies of water. I'm fine with public pools if its my only option

I've operated a forklift
no

I've accidentally broken something worth over $200
does my arm count

I need a haircut
usually yes. right now no

I've been to a national park
no but that sounds nice

I've given money to a panhandler
yaw

I go jogging
I run once in a blue moon

I actively use a desktop computer
no if KC's is any indication they are awful

I've broken up with someone over the phone
kinda/not rly

I will throw a barbecue party this summer
I'll go to some but not at my place

I've been sick in the last two weeks
Yes. And still currently am!

I would generally regard to my home as clean
No. It is on my weekends when I clean but during my work week it gets crazy with my refusal to do dishes and four animals running around.

I've been written up at work
Just once for fucking up a gun sale. I'm surprised that's the only time tbqh.

I've been to a bar in the last thirty days
No. Was asked to go last week but couldn't be fucked.

I'm on a diet
No.

I've had a bird on my shoulder
Yes! I had cockatiels growing up.

I enjoy public pools
Fuck no.

I've operated a forklift
Yes.

I've accidentally broken something worth over $200
I know I have but I can't think of any specific examples. I definitely have at work.

I need a haircut
(:

I've been to a national park
Arches National Park a handful of times

I've given money to a panhandler
No

I go jogging
I use to, I haven't in a long time

I actively use a desktop computer
Yes! Fuck laptops

I've broken up with someone over the phone
No

I will throw a barbecue party this summer
No

I've been sick in the last two weeks - no
I would generally regard to my home as clean - yes
I've been written up at work - no
I've been to a bar in the last thirty days - just so happens last week but other than that I would've said no
I'm on a diet - yes and it doesn't include wine :(
I've had a bird on my shoulder - ew, no way
I enjoy public pools - I have, yeah
I've operated a forklift - no
I've accidentally broken something worth over $200 - probably, does a car count?
I need a haircut - yes I'm getting one tomorrow
I've been to a national park - yes
I've given money to a panhandler - I have but I'm always torn about it..
I go jogging - no
I actively use a desktop computer - at work
I've broken up with someone over the phone - not that I recall
I will throw a barbecue party this summer - maybe not but I'll go to them

I've been sick in the last two weeks, parts of my house are cleaner than other parts, I probably broke something worth over $200 before but nothing comes to mind right away, I think I do need a haircut actually, I've given money to people in the street, and I actively use a desktop computer. Also, that's what I think about the list format. :P

I've been sick in the last two weeks
Nope

I would generally regard to my home as clean
I mean...most rooms, yes

I've been written up at work
no

I've been to a bar in the last thirty days
ya, last time was last Saturday at a bar which also had axe throwing. Was a lot of fun

I'm on a diet
not really. I try to limit my calorie intake somewhat but still eat pretty shitty things

I've had a bird on my shoulder
no

I enjoy public pools
no

I've operated a forklift
no

I've accidentally broken something worth over $200
um, I guess a fender bender with my previous car counts. Never got it repaired cuz I got a new car not too long after, but it definitely cut into its trade-in value by easily more than $200

I need a haircut
I'm getting there

I've been to a national park
A few: Badlands, Redwoods, Yellowstone. I think that's it? Yellowstone was easily the highlight

I've given money to a panhandler
I don't think so

I go jogging
yeah, I go jogging for just like 1/4 mile with Ellie when I get home almost every day. Used to go longer but cbf

I actively use a desktop computer
yes

I've broken up with someone over the phone
no

I will throw a barbecue party this summer
nah, def not my thing. Probably will go to one but if I have people over I'm just ordering pizza (:

I've been sick in the last two weeks
Nope

I would generally regard to my home as clean
Right now, yes

I've been written up at work
Yeah I had a foundry job in college with a crazy strict attendance policy and got written up for taking off when my brother broke his back.

I've been to a bar in the last thirty days
Yeah. I ate lunch at a sports bar a couple of days ago, and lunch at an oyster bar on Saturday. I don't drink, though.

I'm on a diet
No

I've had a bird on my shoulder
Yeah. My dad has parrots. Nasty, noisy fuckers.

I enjoy public pools
Yeah, but haven't been since my daughter was much younger.

I've operated a forklift
Yeah. Forklift, manlift, loader, backhoe, tractor trailer, etc...

I've accidentally broken something worth over $200
Lots of times.

I need a haircut
In the worst way. I used to just buzzcut my own, butmy wife said Ihad to start getting real haircuts again, so I never have the time and it gets shaggy af.

I've been to a national park
Yeah

I've given money to a panhandler
Lots of times. I prefer to give food and personal hygiene stuff, though.

I go jogging
No. I havve 2 bad knees, a bad ankle and a fat ass.

I actively use a desktop computer
At work. I use a desktop with dual monitors.

I've broken up with someone over the phone
No. Did it at gunpoint once though. Well, sort of. I Broke up, she stalked me, and I almost shot her trying to crawl through my window one night.

I will throw a barbecue party this summer.
Definitely.

Primate @ 3/5/2018 19:38

I've given money to a panhandler Lots of times. I prefer to give food and personal hygiene stuff, though.

You're the best.