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I've kissed a stranger
I recycle
I've sung "Happy Birthday" to somebody in the last year
I own a dishwasher
I've been to Walmart in the last 7 days
I keep old/expired picture IDs
I have Amazon Prime

- I've recently gotten a promotion. It was a standard 2 year promotion, but it was a promotion nonetheless.

- I recycle. I have to drive to the military base get scanned in to recycle, but I do. You're welcome world.

- I have sung happy birthday in the last year. I did. I was visiting my family over the weekend and my little sister had a friend over. We went out to eat and her family decided to join us (my mom was a little annoyed because we had to wait, but #firstworldproblems), it ended up being the friend's mom birthday in a couple days so we got free dessert and sung happy birthday.

- I own a dishwasher. Ya my own two hands. Jk. My apartment has a dishwasher so I put yes.

- I have Amazon prime. Which is why I didn't check the Wal Mart box.

I've sent a postcard - Yep, but not in a long time.
I garden - Only for my wife. She loves gardening, I think it is work.
I've recently gotten a promotion or new job - Promoted in the past year and have my office now.
A relative of mine is in prison - Probably. My dad had a huge, poor Irish family (he was the second of eleven kids). Between all the cousin and shit, I'm sure at least one is incarcerated at any one time.
I've kissed a stranger - I had to think on this, but in most cases I think I at least got to know them a little first.
I have wind chimes - Nope- my kids when they were little loved fucking with the loudest ones in the store, causing me to have to try to silence them all quickly.
I recycle - Fuck yeah. It's even easier here in Arlington because you throw all the shit in one big bin. I also have a separate recycle bin in my office.
I've sung "Happy Birthday" to somebody in the last year - Yep. I also have sung the alien happy birthday song.
I've been to a concert in the last six months - Yep- took the kids to see Gary Numan in December.
I own a dishwasher - My wife's old boss says she "married a dishwasher". But yes, we have one.
I've been to Walmart in the last 7 days - Haven't been to Walmart in a long time.
I keep old/expired picture IDs - I still have my work IDs and my high school IDs (including the one with a fake name from senior year when you didn't need your real name for school photo purposes).
I actively watch music videos - We watch on Youtube, but nothing good has been on MTV/VH1 in years, so not on there.
I have Amazon Prime - Yep.
I have at least five credit cards- Nope- I have three: Sony Card (Visa) which earns me Sony points to spend on electronics and games, a Discover card that I only have because Costco used to have it as their primary card years ago but then they switched to Amex and now even though I have tried to cancel the Discover card it never goes away, and work Amex I use for taking work people out to lunch and buying plane tickets for conferences and shit like that.
My last name is featured somewhere visible outside my home - Nope, but we have multiple versions of our house numbers, including a witch on a broom with two cats, one of the cat's tails forming the 2 in our address.

oh, I misunderstood the last one meaning somewhere in public, not just outside your house.

I almost clicked "sung 'happy birthday' to someone in the last year", but I'm the guy who stands among the other people, just moving my lips or smiling awkwardly. lol

I recycle.

I went to Walmart on Sunday.

I have some expired IDs somewhere.

And I've been to a concert in the last 6 months.

WTF would you do with 5 credit cards?

KC @ 1/5/2018 7:47

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I take it you mean this is the best poll ever

I've sent a postcard - yes many actually
I garden - not really, but wish I had enough property too
I've recently gotten a promotion or new job - no, a couple years ago
A relative of mine is in prison - not that I'm aware of
I've kissed a stranger - couple times.
I have wind chimes - nope
I recycle - yes
I've sung "Happy Birthday" to somebody in the last year - yes, of course I have kids
I've been to a concert in the last six months - nope
I own a dishwasher - yes, absolutely
I've been to Walmart in the last 7 days - nope
I keep old/expired picture IDs - nope cut em up and toss them.
I actively watch music videos - nope
I have Amazon Prime - yes
I have at least five credit cards - nope
My last name is featured somewhere visible outside my home - nope

I've sent a postcard- Yeah a long time ago.

I garden- Nope. I am really gifted at killing plants, so I don't even try anymore.

I've recently gotten a promotion or new job- No. I pretty much just get more responsibilities without titles.


A relative of mine is in prison- Yeah my cousin.


I've kissed a stranger-Lots of times, but not for a long time.

I have wind chimes- Dear god no.

I recycle- Sometimes

I've sung "Happy Birthday" to somebody in the last year - Yeah

I've been to a concert in the last six months- Nope. Hate crowds

I own a dishwasher- Yeah

I've been to Walmart in the last 7 days- It's the only Grocery store we have left where I live, so yeah.


I keep old/expired picture IDs-no

I actively watch music videos- No.


I have Amazon Prime- No


I have at least five credit cards-No


My last name is featured somewhere visible outside my home- Yeah we have a yard sign made of stone. It was a Father's day gift.

I have wind chimes
My grandma has wind chimes

I recycle
Yeah

I've sung "Happy Birthday" to somebody in the last year
Cousins and my mom

I keep old/expired picture IDs
I don't like collect them. I just don't know what to do with them so I put them an old wallet I don't use

I have Amazon Prime
Yeah

DR from TV @ 1/5/2018 12:18

I keep old/expired picture IDs I don't like collect them. I just don't know what to do with them so I put them an old wallet I don't use

That's literally the perfect place for them.

I've sent a postcard - Yep, but not in a long time.
I garden - container gardening (buying potted plant, placing on patio)
I've recently gotten a promotion or new job - not recently
A relative of mine is in prison - oh almost said no but probably yes
I've kissed a stranger - Idk how you classify stranger, I knew their name
I have wind chimes - my neighbor does and they're right outside my bedroom window, yay!
I recycle - Fuck hell yeah
I've sung "Happy Birthday" to somebody in the last year - Yes, 3 days ago
I've been to a concert in the last six months - no
I own a dishwasher - yes
I've been to Walmart in the last 7 days - nope, and there's one right down the hill
I keep old/expired picture IDs - I keep everything. It's a problem.
I actively watch music videos - sometimes
I have Amazon Prime - Yep.
I have at least five credit cards- yes but I really only use 1 or 2
My last name is featured somewhere visible outside my home - Nope

Thx for the list format, Vlady!

I've sent a postcard - YES - I sent one from my vacation in Jamaica
I garden - NO - I don't even have outside access. I have a flower in my room if that counts.
I've recently gotten a promotion or new job - NO - I wouldn't say RECENTLY, but I hope I will be soon!
A relative of mine is in prison - NO - Not that I know of. But I'm from Oklahoma and don't know half my family so maybe they are.
I've kissed a stranger - YES - I made out with one like two weeks ago!!!
I have wind chimes - NO - I have nowhere to hang them
I recycle - YES - I have to at the Preschool, we would waste so much if we didn't.
I've sung "Happy Birthday" to somebody in the last year - YES - I feel like everyone has.
I've been to a concert in the last six months - YES - I saw Dua Lipa for my birthday w/ Zach!!
I own a dishwasher - NO - I WISH!!!
I've been to Walmart in the last 7 days - There are like no Walmarts in NYC so
I keep old/expired picture IDs - NO - No point!!!
I actively watch music videos - YES - Music is one of my biggest loves and I feel like music videos are a big part of that.
I have Amazon Prime - YES (?) - I use my mom's
I have at least five credit cards - NO - I have three if we count debit cards too.
My last name is featured somewhere visible outside my home - YES - I have business cards and also Crabtree & Evelyn is a thing

Part of me wants to believe you actually are associated with expensive soaps.

Josh, you don't have outside access? Are you locked in your room?

Do you need me to call 911?