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Poll of the Day #279; Asswipes
 Poll Question: How do you wipe your butts?
A couple of scrubs and I'm gone
 
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I don't stop until the TP comes out clean
 
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I don't stop until I'm bleeding all over0 Votes
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I use a bidet0 Votes
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I do not wish to share how I use my square(s)0 Votes
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Miss me with that gay shit!
 
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Girl0 Votes
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Post #1: 17th Apr 2018 1:05 AM 
I made an observation while playing the Game of Thrones at work;
the guy(s) on the other throne usually scrub one or two times and are gone, no matter how violent their rise to the throne was.

Is this a US thing? Do all of you leave skid marks in your wake?
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Post #2: 17th Apr 2018 7:23 AM 
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Post #3: 17th Apr 2018 8:11 AM 
I am notorious for using up all the TP. I like my butt clean though.
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Post #4: 17th Apr 2018 8:12 AM 
who wipes?
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Great job Ahoda

   
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Post #5: 17th Apr 2018 8:38 AM 
Isn't is customary to wipe with the left hand and shake with the right you savages? What's TP?
 
   
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Post #6: 17th Apr 2018 9:54 AM 
I keep my butt hole clean. What ever it takes.
 
   
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Post #7: 17th Apr 2018 10:12 AM 
I wipe until it comes out clean. I check to confirm and everything.
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Post #8: 17th Apr 2018 4:56 PM 
this poll is poop.
 
   
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Post #9: 17th Apr 2018 7:37 PM 
vladykins @ 17/4/2018 9:12
I wipe until it comes out clean. I check to confirm and everything.

Same.
 
   
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Post #10: 17th Apr 2018 7:39 PM 
Primate @ 17/4/2018 19:37
vladykins @ 17/4/2018 9:12
I wipe until it comes out clean. I check to confirm and everything.

Same.



Do you wait in the stall with Vlady or does he show you the TP from underneath the stall?
Curtis @ 25/7/2017 9:44
Great job Ahoda

   
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Post #11: 17th Apr 2018 7:44 PM 
Dyl @ 17/4/2018 7:11
I am notorious for using up all the TP. I like my butt clean though.

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Post #12: 17th Apr 2018 7:49 PM 
Ahoda @ 17/4/2018 18:39
Primate @ 17/4/2018 19:37
vladykins @ 17/4/2018 9:12
I wipe until it comes out clean. I check to confirm and everything.

Same.



Do you wait in the stall with Vlady or does he show you the TP from underneath the stall?

I put him on the changing table and use wet wipes.
 
   
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Post #13: 17th Apr 2018 7:50 PM 
Dyl @ 17/4/2018 7:11
I am notorious for using up all the TP. I like my butt clean though.

Do you put a new roll on afterwards?
 
   
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Post #14: 18th Apr 2018 7:09 AM 
Primate @ 17/4/2018 19:50
Dyl @ 17/4/2018 7:11
I am notorious for using up all the TP. I like my butt clean though.

Do you put a new roll on afterwards?



He's married, so he does unless he likes not having sex.
Curtis @ 25/7/2017 9:44
Great job Ahoda

   
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