With nothing but this outfit:



Which Level 4 (Do Not Travel) Travel Alert Country would you most want to be stranded in?

If I only have that outfit, I'm trying to figure out which one I'll have best chance of shower and laundry in. Otherwise, it's gonna smell bad pretty quickly in a few hot countries.

Yemen because it's fun to say.

Iran's probably the nicest?

Libya. Anarchy is cool.

Also, cuz Gadaffi is my hero and idol

Somalia because somalian pirates we

I’m half Iranian and I wouldn’t toss my dogs shit in that country. Anywhere by there

I appreciate the thought that went into this question. I have never spent so much time considering my response to a POD before. Highly relevant for me, too, as I've spent the last week researching the Yemen proxy war for work.

I'm with Merc, Iran is probably the nicest, but they'd find some excuse to arrest me within seconds if I were wearing that.

That said, there is no good option here. Mali is the country where they're least hostile towards America (they hate the French more) but...it's dry af. I'm just going to say Afghanistan cause if I'm going to die, I at least want to die eating good food and maybe I can hide out in a mountain cave somewhere.

The two of you who picked Yemen are fucking insane, unless you love cholera, famine, and bombing campaigns.

I think the North Koreans would warm up to me

Sock @ 23/1/2018 17:11

Somalia because somalian pirates we

I am in. You already got the bandana!

Mads @ 23/1/2018 18:04

I appreciate the thought that went into this question. I have never spent so much time considering my response to a POD before. Highly relevant for me, too, as I've spent the last week researching the Yemen proxy war for work. I'm with Merc, Iran is probably the nicest, but they'd find some excuse to arrest me within seconds if I were wearing that. That said, there is no good option here. Mali is the country where they're least hostile towards America (they hate the French more) but...it's dry af. I'm just going to say Afghanistan cause if I'm going to die, I at least want to die eating good food and maybe I can hide out in a mountain cave somewhere.

You'd actually be wearing a head covering so at least Iran wouldn't get you on that! This is second choice

Curtis @ 23/1/2018 18:42

I think the North Koreans would warm up to me

This is what I picked too. I actually do think theres a decent chance you're treated well-enough if you show up wearing that! It's less war zone/get attacked on the streets and more get taken away to the leader to see what they'll do with you. Kim Jong Un might decide you're his new court jester!

Also I can kinda read Korean so that helps

Patrick, when you say stranded, do you mean with a chance of escape or not?

Be more specific

also am on the NK train. I'd just hope I could pull a Dennis Rodman and that outfit's a good first step

FE field trip to North Korea lets goooooooooooo!