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 Poll Question: Would you rather?
Use sandpaper as toilet paper
 
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Use hot sauce as eye drops
 
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Patrick
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Post #1: 21st Jan 2018 6:56 PM 
Asking the important question to start the week.

If you don't use eye drops, let's assume you would have to use them regularly.

If you don't use toilet paper, please go shower.
 
   
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Post #2: 21st Jan 2018 6:58 PM 
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Post #3: 21st Jan 2018 7:00 PM 
Curtis @ 21/1/2018 18:58
ugh

good
 
   
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Post #4: 21st Jan 2018 7:00 PM 
sand paper as toilet paper. Exfoliating while cleaning up
drrrrr @ 9/11/2017 18:03
I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor


   
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Post #5: 21st Jan 2018 7:01 PM 
I hate hot sauce and I hate putting drops in my eyes so....sand paper :(
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Post #6: 21st Jan 2018 7:10 PM 
It'd have to be a mild hot sauce cuz otherwise that's just asking to go blind, but definitely that one over sandpaper
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Post #7: 21st Jan 2018 7:11 PM 
I chose sandpaper so I don't go blind.
 
   
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Post #8: 21st Jan 2018 7:37 PM 
sandpaper
 
   
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Post #9: 21st Jan 2018 9:02 PM 
sandpaper as toilet paper aye

i value my sight
 
   
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Post #10: 21st Jan 2018 9:47 PM 
I used the sandpaper on my eyes and squeezed the hot sauce up my ass. Because fuck you.
 
   
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Post #11: 21st Jan 2018 9:53 PM 



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"All this from a slice of gabagool?"
   
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Post #12: 21st Jan 2018 10:53 PM 
I've had hot sauce in my eye, underneath a contact lens. It wasn't much fun for a while, but I definitely didn't go blind.

That said, sandpaper as toilet paper wins easily. 12-grit sandpaper is basically what is provided in all national/state park outhouses anyways, so I'm used to it.
 
   
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Post #13: 22nd Jan 2018 6:52 AM 
Orbital sander for a smooth and even clean
 
   
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Post #14: 22nd Jan 2018 7:19 AM 
I heard LSD to the eye gets you high quicker
Curtis @ 25/7/2017 9:44
Great job Ahoda

   
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Post #15: 22nd Jan 2018 7:37 AM 
What grit of sandpaper? This is important.

How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat?
   
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