Patrick Sole Survivor Reputation: 63 Group: Legend Posts: 7,435 Joined: Jun 25, 2012
Post #1 : 21st Jan 2018 6:56 PM
Asking the important question to start the week.
If you don't use eye drops, let's assume you would have to use them regularly.
If you don't use toilet paper, please go shower.
Curtis First Place Dick Reputation: 1,170 Group: Admin Posts: 79,235 Joined: Jun 22, 2012
Post #2 : 21st Jan 2018 6:58 PM ugh
Patrick Sole Survivor Reputation: 63 Group: Legend Posts: 7,435 Joined: Jun 25, 2012
Post #3 : 21st Jan 2018 7:00 PM
jamie together we can defeat obese children Reputation: 115 Group: Overlord Posts: 11,794 Joined: Jan 11, 2015
Post #4 : 21st Jan 2018 7:00 PM sand paper as toilet paper. Exfoliating while cleaning up
I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor
Curtis First Place Dick Reputation: 1,170 Group: Admin Posts: 79,235 Joined: Jun 22, 2012
Post #5 : 21st Jan 2018 7:01 PM I hate hot sauce and I hate putting drops in my eyes so....sand paper :(
Boc Reputation: 157 Group: Admin Posts: 19,204 Joined: Jun 22, 2012
Post #6 : 21st Jan 2018 7:10 PM It'd have to be a mild hot sauce cuz otherwise that's just asking to go blind, but definitely that one over sandpaper
Josh Frost my pronouns are they/them Reputation: 58 Group: Overlord Posts: 12,257 Joined: Dec 8, 2016
Post #7 : 21st Jan 2018 7:11 PM I chose sandpaper so I don't go blind.
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Post #8 : 21st Jan 2018 7:37 PM sandpaper
wikey 10000 Rats Reputation: 135 Group: Overlord Posts: 10,641 Joined: Jun 25, 2012
Post #9 : 21st Jan 2018 9:02 PM sandpaper as toilet paper aye
i value my sight
primate Eff Ewe DADD! Reputation: 102 Group: Godfather Posts: 24,154 Joined: Feb 21, 2015
Post #10 : 21st Jan 2018 9:47 PM I used the sandpaper on my eyes and squeezed the hot sauce up my ass. Because fuck you.
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Post #11 : 21st Jan 2018 9:53 PM VIDEO
1:06
"All this from a slice of gabagool?"
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Post #12 : 21st Jan 2018 10:53 PM I've had hot sauce in my eye, underneath a contact lens. It wasn't much fun for a while, but I definitely didn't go blind.
That said, sandpaper as toilet paper wins easily. 12-grit sandpaper is basically what is provided in all national/state park outhouses anyways, so I'm used to it.
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Post #13 : 22nd Jan 2018 6:52 AM Orbital sander for a smooth and even clean
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Post #14 : 22nd Jan 2018 7:19 AM I heard LSD to the eye gets you high quicker
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Post #15 : 22nd Jan 2018 7:37 AM What grit of sandpaper? This is important.
How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat?
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