For each pair, pick the option "you would rather...". You have 4 votes.

Hi Reddit

Smell like poop and not know it
I don't have to interact with other humans this is fine. On the other hand constantly smelling it would decrease quality of life severely


Have everyone else in the world sound like Gilbert Gottfried
Again, higher quality of life and also it would be funny


Watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life
I GUESS. I would prefer death but okay


Know when you are going to die
At least you would know you can survive everything before that. Less paranoia overall and you can get your affairs in order

Dssssss @ 30/11/2017 14:14

Hi Reddit

I'm old. I don't reddit.

Constantly smelling poop that nobody else can smell
I think with enough mental training, I could get over this.

Have everyone else in the world sound like Gilbert Gottfried
Would this be so bad, really?

Join in once just to stop it
What is wrong with you Spin? But ye, I'd prefer death too.

Know how you are going to die
I'd like to know how, then do everything I can do to avoid it happening.

Wikey @ 30/11/2017 16:55

Constantly smelling poop that nobody else can smell I think with enough mental training, I could get over this.

Agreed. If it's constant, wouldn't you get used to it, almost to the point that you don't smell it anymore, since it's your 'normal'?

haha wikey wants to fuck his parents

but just once.

Gilbert Gottfried is awesome. Except for like the racism and stuff

Wait- is the option “watch dr’s parents have sex every night” or “join wikey’s Parents once”?

Choices.

:spin:

vladykins @ 30/11/2017 14:30

Gilbert Gottfried is awesome. Except for like the racism and stuff

Doing black comedy doesn't make him racist.

Smell like poop and not know it

As much as I worry about my hygiene, I'd rather other people smell me than constantly smelling only poop. Like Rose said, a lot of things in life would be ruined at that point - food, "fresh" air...you wouldn't get to smell anything


Have everyone else in the world sound like Gilbert Gottfried

Might be funny at first. Would get pretty old. But I at least could eat whatever I wanted to and not have to worry about being hospitalized every week.

Watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life

I've witnessed it a few times already and it's burned into my brain. So, not much worse can happen other than joining in. But, even though this was a hypothetical, I almost couldn't bring myself to answer this one.


Know when you are going to die

When would help me know the time I should say goodbyes, let me know at what point I should stop working and just enjoy life completely, and also, if you know how you die, I feel like I would be absolutely paranoid of when that specific thing happened which would cause me to live life in fear.

Mercator @ 30/11/2017 18:13

vladykins @ 30/11/2017 14:30 Gilbert Gottfried is awesome. Except for like the racism and stuff Doing black comedy doesn't make him racist.

I guess they weren't "technically" anti-Japanese.....