With Brian gone and the bridge behind them crumbling, Curtis and the remaining five critters joined Black Friday towards the edge of the village.

"Hey who are you." KC asked the cloaked man.

Black Friday took a step towards the group, allowing torch light to illuminate his face...

Spoiler	+

"sup motherfuckers"

"Chris?!" Asked a surprised Curtis.

"Oh hooray." Nofo said sarcastically.

Chris flashed a wide smile. "BLACK FRIDAY IN THE HOUSE BITCHES!"

"General Igor turned you into an animal too??" asked Bryce.

"Huh? No....." Chris stated as he stared back at them with a beaked face. "Anyway. I'M B.B.F. MOTHERFUCKERS! BIG BLACK FRIDAY! From the waist down."

"The troll guarding the bridge." Rose sighed. "We should've known."

"Damn straight. If you wanna enter the community behind me, you gotta feed the troll." Chris began, eyeing up his five targets. "Bryce, let's start with you. You and I are gonna play a little game."

"Oh!!" Bryce shrieked out. "Is it multiplayer? On sale? Co-op? I don't want another one that involves zombies or killing, though. Does it--"

"Jesus, forget it." said Chris as he eyed the other four up and down. "Moving on..."

He walked back and forth before stopping in front of Igor.

"Sup homie? Feminists, amirite?" he said to the buck.

"HAHA HOLY SHIT dude i was just gonna say that." Igor yelled eagerly.

Chris shook his head in disappointment. "Maybe not my best target." He then turned to Rose.

"Hey Rose, did you hear that-"

Rose was curled up in a ball in the middle of one of her deep, sickly sleeps.

"MOTHER FUCKER." Chris yelled as he stomped his feet. "What's with these fuckers?"

"Ahhh, Nofo." he started. "Sup bitch. I think women should-"

"LISTEN HERE YOU CIS WHITE ASSHOLE" Nofo began to scream.

"Fuck. Forget it, I ain't dealing with that shit." Chris said.

All that remained was KC, Chris' last potential troll victim. Chris was determined. He stepped up to the wolf and started his usual spiel.

"Did you know the Jews were behind 9/11?"

"Yeah." replied KC.

"Jesus. Did I find the least trollable five people ever?" Chris pondered out loud. "Just leave me alone, go have fun in your shitty village."

Chris "Black Friday" Knepley stood to the side and let the five pass with Curtis.



The group continued down a small trail and arrived at the gate to the village. They banged on the double wooden doors and watched as they swung open slowly.

About a dozen figures stepped through the gate and slowly approached the travelers. Very slowly.

They were sloths. Soon, the group was surrounded on all sides by a pack of them.

"Hey." one of the sloths spoke up. "I'm Spin."

"Hey." an identical sloth spoke up. "I'm Ahoda."

"I'm Sock."

"I'm Vlady."

"I'm Farlig."

"I'm Primate."

"I'm Ben."

"I'm Timmah."

"I'm Mittens."

"I'm TiB."

"I'm-"

"OKAY! We get it." Curtis yelled.

"Welcome to our village." Spin said.



"That General Igor schmuck pillaged our place about a month back." Ahoda began. "He made us drink some shit and turned us all into sloths. It takes me 45 days to for one jerk off session now!"

"We're trying to find the witch to turn us back human." Rose said. "You guys know the land, do you know where she lives?"

"Oh yeah she's right up there." Ben said as he slowly raised his arm upwards.

The group followed his finger up...and up.....and up. A small shack could be seen atop a very high, ninety-degree rock face. The sheer cliff was covered in vines and looked near impossible to climb.

"That's the only way up." said Mittens. "We've tried to climb up to the witch but we're way too slow, Darkus Black is still there somewhere. He's been stuck on it for about 20 days."

"Good." said KC.

"This is it." said Curtis "We gotta get up there. We gotta reach the witch."


ELIMINATION QUEST




- Each of you must attempt to climb up the cliff face. You will submit a list of maneuvers to me. Each of you will start 15 feet high. Your list will be numbered 1-30. Your possible actions are:

- "Move". This will move you up one foot. The more you move ahead, the safer you are.

- "Hold". If you are attacked, you will fall backwards to your last hold spot.

- "Attack [Name]". Attacking someone will make them lose their grip and send them further downwards.

- Your list will be taken in order from one to thirty. Whoever advances the least after all five lists are factored in will be eliminated.

- You have until 7pm. You may change your lists up until then. Post any questions you have below.



MAIN QUEST

As you part from GLB village, you...

A. Hug every GLBer goodbye

B. Ask Vlady what he thinks of the witch

C. Flip off Ahoda



SIDE QUEST #1

im317 the merchant has set up shop at the base of the cliff. He holds the items from the item bank that fallen players had dropped.



Not much of a selection! You may publicly claim an item as soon as you see this. You can only claim one item, meaning only two of you gets something. Each item you claim today can be used immediately. (Course Ten is the final day for items)



SIDE QUEST #2

Alternatively, if you have an item and want to sell it to im317, you may do so for five coins per item. You cannot sell the Skeleton Key.