Christian: Welcome to another edition of The Cutting Edge Peep Show!
Edge: We've got a special treat for you all of you, and it is totally awesome.
Christian: It totally reaks of awesomeness.
Edge: That's right. We've invited a very special guest down to the ring for an interview, and we're going to try to get to the bottom of just what the heck's been going on in the WWE as of late.
Christian: So please welcome...
Edge: One member of...
Christian: The Masked...
Edge: Menaces!
A lone figure appears on the stage at the top of ramp. Wearing a mask of course. They start to make their way slowly down the aisle.
"Come on down, don't be shy," says Edge.
"Yeah," adds Christian. "You have nothing to worry about. It's not like this is trap or anything."
"Yeah, like, nobody's going to ambush you or anything."
"Well, probably not."
The masked menace reaches the ring and stares at the two hosts.
He's about to climb into the ring, when several WWE superstars appear out of the crowd and jump the barricades and attack!
After many punches and kicks, a clothesline or two, the masked superstar is thrown hard into the steel ring steps.
They are down for the count.
Someone reaches down and rips the mask off, revealing none other than...
Mittens!
Mittens has been added to the injured list.
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Welcome, MITTENS.
You are Bayley.
The superstars just stare at poor Mittens.
This had to be a mistake.
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Role: Roleblocker
Alignment: Mafia
Hug Life: Each night, you may hug a person of your choosing in an attempt to block them from using an active ability.
You win when all threats to the Mafia have been eliminated and you make up at least 50% of the remaining players.
Suddenly, then the lights in the arena go out and with the darkness come screams and shouts and the sounds of flesh hitting metal, steel clanging steel, bodies thumping to the floor.
When the lights come back on, several superstars are in a bad way, but none in worse condition than Timmah.
Timmah has been added to the injured list.
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Welcome, TIMMAH.
You are The Rock.
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Role: Visitor
Alignment: Town
If You Smell What The Rock Is Cooking: Each night, you may choose to visit another player. You will deliver them a freshly baked pie. You have three types to choose from: peach, apple, and blueberry.
You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.
Hidden from player: Your pies, though they smell delicious, do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
Zach was seen visiting Ben and Timmah.
It is now Day 5. With 18 alive, it takes 10 to lynch. Plurality is in effect. Day will end at 7:30pm est tomorrow.
