Tick all that apply

-Pocket dialed for sure
-Made someone cry, more likely than not
-Eaten pet food to see what it tastes: both wet and dry baby!

Put yourself in mortal danger - every time I drive

Pocket dialed someone - yes

Been robbed - no

Made someone cry - yes :( (sorry Igor)

Asked a woman when she was due and she wasn't actually pregnant - no

Eaten pet food to see what it tastes like - no

Fired a gun - a rifle/shotgun

Met someone famous - not super famous but I met this guy in New York

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Carson Kressley, he was really nice.

Had sleep paralysis - no

Mistaken a couple for parent and child - no

Damn you sure are obsessed with me that you feel a need to mention me in every post.
I can mail you an autograph if you want do add to your shrine?

Only made someone cry, but it was emotional wife.

Put myself in mortal danger - I was pretty outrageous as a child and jumped off a rocky cliff. I could have died while driving with ice on the road as well I suppose.

Made someone cry - I unintentionally made my mother/little brother cry at various points through my childhood, like a few times. Not sure about anyone else.

Met someone famous - I have some autographs.

Igor @ 14/11/2017 17:56

Damn you sure are obsessed with me that you feel a need to mention me in every post. I can mail you an autograph if you want do add to your shrine?

We know who is obsessed here.

Put yourself in mortal danger- more times than I probably should have. Last one I clearly remember was when I worked in a bookstore. A guy had a backpack full of books he was stealing so I chased him down the street. I caught him and grabbed the backpack to wrestle it away from him, when he started pulling something out of his jacket- not sure if knife or gun, because I dove for cover and he turned and took off.

Pocket dialed someone - Yep.

Been robbed - Not personally, but the store I worked in was a frequent target (see above).

Made someone cry - More than I care to think about. Not something I try to do.

Asked a woman when she was due and she wasn't actually pregnant - I have not done this, but I knwo someone who has.

Eaten pet food to see what it tastes like - Notes: Those little dog foods shaped like steak? Taste nothing like steak. Also- those neon fishing marshmallows that come in flavors like shrimp and cheese? I didn't recognize the flavor as such.

Fired a gun - Yep. Quite a few. But not in awhile.

Met someone famous - Quite a few. You run into people in DC, so I've met Presidents Bush I and Clinton. Run into Dan Rather on the street, and Larry King and George Stephanopolis used to come into the bagel place I worked in college. Met a variety of music people at concerts. Bookstore had all kinds of folks come though, from Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman to Patti LaBelle to Michael Crichton to Julia Child.

Had sleep paralysis - nope

Mistaken a couple for parent and child - nope

Put yourself in mortal danger
Yeah. As a child, I believed all cats were cuddley and friends.

I still believe this because it is true.


Pocket dialed someone
I honestly don't think so


Been robbed
Someone tried to steal my cookies once and I punched him but otherwise no


Made someone cry
Yeah. Multiple times. Good.


Asked a woman when she was due and she wasn't actually pregnant
I don't care when anyone is due so no


Eaten pet food to see what it tastes like
I said no but I remembered just now I wet my finger and tried to eat bird seed once. It wasn't great


Fired a gun
I've had the option but no


Met someone famous
I insulted an astronaut once


Had sleep paralysis
Ya it was horrifying because it was right after a lucid dream gone wrong and when I closed my eyes again the dream continued


Mistaken a couple for parent and child
I've never cared enough about random couples to mistake them for anything

Made someone cry -- yep (bet you are all surprised)

Fired a gun -- many times; you can't live in wyoming without shooting a gun at least once.

Met someone famous -- yes; I've met former NBA player Trent Tucker (played with Jordan on the bulls), James Van Der Beek, Ariana Richards, and I sat in the booth next to Linkin Park at a Chili's in Colorado Springs in 2002.

Herm @ 14/11/2017 17:58

Made someone cry - I unintentionally made my mother/little brother cry at various points through my childhood

Tears of joy, no doubt

Pocket dialed someone - Yes. Big fear that I'll dial someone who I'm talking horribly about to someone else

Made someone cry - Yes. Not in ways I'm particularly proud of

Fired a gun - Yep. Not a big gun guy though. Scared I may accidentally shoot someone. Every time I think of people with guns, I think of the kid in the 6th sense who got his head blown out because they were messing with guns.

Met someone famous - If Reality stars and pro athletes are famous, then yes.

Mistaken a couple for parent and child - No. BUT THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME AND I HATE IT!!!

Put myself in danger.

Pocket dialed.

Made someone cry.

Met someone famous.

Mistaken a couple.

Put yourself in mortal danger - I took this as willingly put myself in mortal danger which I don't think I have

Pocket dialed someone - ya a few times. Don't think I have since the advent of smartphones tho

Been robbed - nope

Made someone cry - ya a few times, mostly my siblings growing up

Asked a woman when she was due and she wasn't actually pregnant - naw, I feel like that's a weird thing to ask even if you're fairly sure

Eaten pet food to see what it tastes like - def remember trying this as a kid, I tried one of those bone-shaped biscuits. I remember it just being bland but not gross

Fired a gun - nah

Met someone famous - pretty much entirely random encounters with local sports players. Gilbert Brown, Matt Hasselbeck, Dan Gadzuric off the top of my head

Had sleep paralysis - nope

Mistaken a couple for parent and child - nope

Bryce @ 14/11/2017 18:55

Mistaken a couple for parent and child - No. BUT THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME AND I HATE IT!!!

Tell him to not call you daddy out in public