THIS OR THAT EDITION #2!

These are popular this or that questions that aren't good enough to be their own poll really. Vote for one option in each pair

Discuss

I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts.

Excuse me

Can't wait to see the semantics arguments in this poll

Also they all won't be unexpected bangers like the last two (:

The randomizer gave me day or night which is way too lame on its own, when that happens I'll combine it with others to make one like this. Some might even revisit old polls we did since we had a much different pool of voters back in 2013

Votes:

Night - no work, dinner, many activities, and I'm a night owl. I come alive in the night time.

TV - always have wanted to get into books, and I try, but I can't sit still and focus long enough to enjoy

Hot dog - If the other option was cheeseburger, I would have voted that, but hamburgers are gross (:

Facebook - More connected there and twitter is mainly political from what I notice

Coffee - Tea is disgusting

City - I love a good country/mountain home, secluded, but I couldn't live there. I'd get too bored/lonely and bad internet

PC - Never had a Mac, but never really cared to

Friends - Really haven't seen more than an episode of either, but this one I know slightly more about

Cheeseburger is absolutely still a hamburger

MY CHOICES.

Night: Everything is more fun at night. There are more things to do and I get the most done at night.
TV: I love books but you have to tune everything out when you're reading. You can't really multi-task while reading where with a TV show, you can get other stuff done.
Hamburger: Fuck hot dogs and their weird buns. Also who named it a hot dog? That's fucked up.
Twitter: Facebook is for old people who want to talk about politics and share sappy memes to each other.
Coffee: Tea is good but I'd rather be awake and tea makes me sleepy. Also, coffee can be made into tons of different things whereas tea is iced or hot.
City: The country is where old people go to be racist and die.
Mac: PC is fucked and gets viruses. Also Macs are so much more aesthetically pleasing.
Friends: More relevant to people my age anyways, so it seems like the obvious choice. Also never really been a fan of Jerry. He shares my dad's name. It's weird. Fuck that guy.

ZacharyB @ 21/9/2017 9:16

Can't wait to see the semantics arguments in this poll

What are we using for the start of "night":

https://www.timeanddate.com/astronomy/different-types-twilight.html

vladykins @ 21/9/2017 9:39

ZacharyB @ 21/9/2017 9:16 Can't wait to see the semantics arguments in this poll What are we using for the start of "night": https://www.timeanddate.com/astronomy/different-types-twilight.html

At what point is Blacula okay to go outside

Night - Though as an old man, I find myself seeing less and less of it. Granted, sleeping is fucking awesome.

Books - I love some TV programs, but can't mindlessly watch TV- gotta have something specific or nothing at all. OTOH, I can pick up random books around the house and just start reading that anytime, especially in the bathroom.

Hamburgers - Medium rare, with blue cheese and bacon. I'll still eat hot dogs, though, but brats are better.

Facebook - I just never got into twitter and I don't think I could say that little at any one time.

Coffee - Love tea too, but I drink coffee daily, while tea is more of an off and on thing. Coffee is mostly reserved for morning (see that sleep thing above) while lunch or early afternoon I'm more likely to drink iced tea (black, green, or otherwise).

City - I've always been more urban/suburban. It's nice to visit the middle of nowhere, but the middle of nowhere has awful take out sushi options.

PC - I like Macs too. And Unix.

Sorta Seinfeld- I watched some Seinfeld off and on, but never got obsessed by it like most folks. Again- note the TV thing above. I cannot stand Friends. The actors pretty much all annoy me, the concept of having a huge apartment in Manhattan on a barista budget is so fake its ridiculous, and what little "comedy" I've had to endure from there left me wanting to eat my own liver out with a spork. At least Seinfeld would be surreal and funny, as opposed to annoying as all hell.

I'll take Monty Python instead.

Josh @ 21/9/2017 9:40

vladykins @ 21/9/2017 9:39 ZacharyB @ 21/9/2017 9:16 Can't wait to see the semantics arguments in this poll What are we using for the start of "night": https://www.timeanddate.com/astronomy/different-types-twilight.html At what point is Blacula okay to go outside

When there are no white cops outside to pull him over.

Curtis @ 21/9/2017 10:36

Cheeseburger is absolutely still a hamburger

THEN I CHANGE MY VOTE!!!

Josh

Hamburger: Fuck hot dogs and their weird buns.

Woah

Night - there are less people and thats great

Books - lately i can't really passively watch TV or movies, gotta be doing something like gaming or reading but i only read shitty fanfiction and linguistics textbooks so it doesnt actually count

Hotdog - hamburgers are gross

Twitter - facebook is the worst

Tea - WAY better fight me

City - more to do, less chance of falling in a ditch taking walks at night

PC- macs are awful