The eight that remained collectively scratched their heads over the mystery of the missing items.
"Nofo you steal the Smash?" Zersch asked accusingly with haste.
"No lmao. I grabbed the barrel." Nofo asserted.
The rest of the group huddled up and began to whisper to one another as if they were a deliberating jury. Minutes later, they broke huddle as Nofo looked at them expectantly.
Farlig threw the first stone. Quite literally, as the jagged rock made a deep gash in the side of Nofo's head.
"Since he was here not long ago." Farlig explained.
"wow guys i am truly hurt" Nofo complained. But the pain hadn't ended yet.
"listen." Nofo said as he tried to stall for time.
"ugly" he continued as he pointed at Timmah, prepared to lead a revolt against him.
Vic wasn't having it. He immediately wrestled Nofo away and pinned him to the ground.
"dont do that" Nofo pleaded, but it was no use. Mal and Ahoda followed behind and began to mercilessly pound away on Nofo's round, doughy body.
"wait." Nofo said, as his attackers relented for a moment. "Let me do it. Can't wait to see your reaction to me being town."
They hesitantly agreed before backing away a few feet to observe. Nofo made good on his word as he immediately morphed into a pink rock and plummeted through both the rocky platform and cloud below him, sending himself spiraling into the abyss...
...where he was promptly caught by a giant hand. A master hand, you could say. After all this time, the fighters had finally met him face to hand.
To begin the festivities, he casually squeezed Nofo's rocky form. A loud crack could be heard as Nofo broke into pieces immediately. Master Hand dumped the shards at the fighters' feet as he hovered over them menacingly.
Spoiler
+
Nofo (Kirby), SERIAL KILLER, has been lynched.
Abilities:
- Inhale (Other): Inhale your target. You will copy their main ability and will be able to use it starting the next day/night. You will have access to this ability until you inhale someone else. This can be used in conjunction with your other ability.
- Stone (Defense/Smash): Turn into a stone to make yourself invincible for the night. You will also be able to target someone with this - this will deal 30% damage and will KO them if their health is at least 80%. (1 night cooldown) Final Smash:
- Cook Kirby: Choose a lynch train from the previous day. Everyone on that lynch train will receive 25% damage and will be KO'd if their damage is at least 100%. Additionally, you can choose one item from the previous day and steal it from a player (if a player claimed it -- otherwise you just take it). No one will be told that you received the item, but the player will be informed that it was stolen. If no players claimed the item, it'll be announced that a mystery player took it.
With a snap of the hand's giant fingers, the heavens receded into nothingness and gave way to nothing but one small platform with endless stars and galaxies in the background, as far as the eye could see.
Broken, battered and weary as they were, the fighters couldn't turn back now. This was their one chance to defeat the menace.
"WOOOOOOAH!!" Ahoda squealed as he kicked himself into the air with his tiny, green legs and threw several eggs at the hand. Barely perturbed, the hand swatted him aside, before turning itself into a finger gun. It steadily began to move back and forth, narrowing in on its first victim.
"Fear the reaper" Curtis squeaked menacingly as he jumped in front of the finger gun, just before it fired. A wave of energy hit him square in his pink, round body, but the hand took the worst of it. It wiggled around erratically as a small flower violently rooted itself into one of its knuckles. Master Hand began to feel weaker by the second.
Vic and Farlig immediately took advantage and each shot arrows at the wavering hand.
The Master Hand could feel its power slipping quickly, so it decided to go for broke. The fighters watched as the hand zoomed back into the stars, before turning around and heading straight towards them, its hand now balled into a fist.
"Get behind me!" Timmah yelled as the other six fighters hid behind Timmah's flowing pink dress.
Just before the hand reached them, Timmah pulled out a Toad and waved it out in front of him. The hand shrieked in anger and pain as it somehow ended up punching itself.
Sensing victory was near, the fighters knew just the way to finish it off. The smash ball lazily floated its way around the stage as the fighters quickly made chase.
Ahoda kicked his way up to it and pulled it down.
"Mal, I think this time it's all yours. Go get 'em big guy. :) " he grinned as he began to pass the ball over.
Mal's eyes lit up brighter than the stars around them. It was finally happening.
"No offense, but I still don't trust Mal." Timmah said, swiftly putting an end to Mal's big moment. The rest of the group quickly nodded in agreement, including Ahoda.
"Sorry Mal." Ahoda shrugged as he handed it over to Zersch once again.
Mal sighed as he begrudingly picked up his hammer and swung it at the hand, damaging it even further. The hand fell to the ground, severely weakened but still trying to slap and grab each of them.
VROOOOOOOOOOM
The fighters turned their heads to see Zersch rolling in in a massive tank, a tiny window displaying his blue-feathered face as he winked at the group.
He then fired off several rounds into the hand, which convulsed and twitched miserably with every volley. Eventually, it went completely still.
"That's some beef city carnage right there." Zersch remarked as he leapt out of his tank to join the rest. They all stood in stoic silence as they watched their tormentor finally perish. They had won.
The Town has won the game!
Spoiler
+
Ahoda (Yoshi)
- Egg Lay (Other): Eat your target and turn them into an egg. They will be blocked for the night, AND unable to post the next day. (1 night cooldown)
- Egg Throw (Smash): Throw an egg at any player. This will deal 20% damage and will KO them if their damage is at least 120%.
FINAL SMASH:
- Super Dragon: Pick up to 3 people. You will breathe fire on each of them, and inflict 15% damage to each of them. If their damage is at least 70%, this will also KO them.
Spoiler
+
Curtis (Jigglypuff)
- Sing (Other): Sing to your target and hypnotize them. They will tell you who they plan to visit that night (note that they will still visit them).
- Rest (Attack): If anyone attacks you the night you use this, you will receive half damage from their attacks. Additionally, you will put a flower on their head which will damage them by 15% for the next three nights. (1 night cooldown)
FINAL SMASH:
- Puff Up: If anyone votes for you the next day, they will receive 30% damage, and will be KO'd if their damage is at least 100%.
Spoiler
+
Farlig (Pit)
- Angel Ring (Attack): Deal 25% damage to your target.
- Mirror Shield (Defense): Deflect all damage against you back towards the aggressor the night this is used. (1 night cooldown)
FINAL SMASH:
- Palutena's Army: Choose two targets for Palutena's minions to watch over for the night. You will be told who visited them.
Spoiler
+
Mal (King Dedede)
- Swing Jet Hammer (Smash): Every night you don't use this, it will automatically charge and become 20% more powerful. (e.g. if you wait to use this until Night 4, it will cause 80% damage to your target.) After it's used, the charge will reset. This will KO your target if they have at least 120% damage.
- Waddle Dee Toss (Other): You have a variety of items at your disposal that you can choose to pass to anyone but yourself:
Watermelon (heals 15% damage)
Hamburger (heals 20% damage)
Maxim Tomato (heals 35% damage)
Capsules (x3) (each of these will grant your target a mystery item) - First contains Super Mushroom
- Second contains Bob-omb
- Third contains Spring
FINAL SMASH:
- Waddle Dee Army: Choose two people to receive items from the above list. You will not lose the item when passed with this ability. This ability also allows you to pass out any item that you may have already passed out.
Spoiler
+
Timmah (Peach)
- Toad (Defense): Reflects the aggressor's attacks back at them. (1 night cooldown)
- Peach Parasol (Other): Pick a player to watch whilst you daintily float back down to the ground.
FINAL SMASH:
- Peach Blossom: Pick any amount of people. Each of them will be roleblocked for the night, but will restore 50 health. You will also restore 50 of your own health.
Spoiler
+
Vic (Zelda/Sheik)
- Din's Fire [Zelda] (Attack): Deals 30% damage to your target, or 15% to two targets.
- Transform [Zelda/Sheik] (Other): Transform into your other form. You will be protected for the night. (1 night cooldown)
- Chain [Sheik] (Other): Grab someone with your chain and choose who they use their ability on that night.
FINAL SMASH:
- Light Arrow: Deals 35% damage to your target, as well as anyone else who visits them that night. This will KO anyone if their damage is at least 90%.
Spoiler
+
Zersch (Falco)
- Blaster (Attack): Deal 20% damage to your target.
- Falco Phantasm (Attack/Defense): Any actions used against you this night can be redirected to the target of your choice. (2 night cooldown)
FINAL SMASH:
- Landmaster Tank: You are invulnerable in this form. Choose up to three people to cause 20% damage to.
You know Helios is scum when he summarizes everything and then adds to the discussion by picking out one random sentence someone says and writes an italicized diatribe about how it's curious and he really, REALLY wants to know more about it.
"What did you mean by this, though? You are eating a biscuit? A BISCUIT???? Seems a little farfetched to me. Really gonna need to hear more about this biscuit situation."
Yes
With some form of over the top, “Wait, what the actual fuck?!” thrown in
A biscuit? Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Say it with me... inactive biscuit is still biscuit. And my key to victory.