As the sun set on the once peaceful neighborhood, the fighters decided it was time to move on to greener pastures once more. Too much innocent blood had been spilled for them to bear it there any longer. They embarked on a pilgrimage down the road out of town and eventually arrived at a large warehouse.
Inside, it didn't look like much, but it was a place to stay the night nonetheless. At least they thought so, until the lights spontaneously lit up around the building. The group wiped their eyes and noticed a crudely drawn pig face now swaying in the background.
Wario instantly recognized this place. He was home at last in WarioWare, Inc.
Suddenly, the pig face split in two and began to slide away, to reveal what was hiding behind.
"SIDESTEP!"
The giant letters flickered in and out of existence in front of all the fighters' faces. They didn't understand it, but they decided they'd better follow suit. The background revealed a Japanese fortress, with a tiny ninja accompanying it. They all looked at him expectantly, before he spoke up with naught but one word.
"Fire."
And with that, the sound of arrows whipping through the air could be heard as the room began to darken once more. But not because the lights went back off, but because a massive wall of arrows began to fill the sky.
The fighters began to dance around like crazed monkeys as they desperately fought to avoid the arrows.
Meanwhile, despite Wario knowing this mini-game like the back of his hand, he stared at the ceiling in a stupor. His mouth stayed agape with a healthy amount of drool spilling out. The arrows hit him one after another and he did nothing to stop it. It was difficult to say if he had a death wish or was purely lazy.
In any case, a killer crept towards him to take advantage, while dodging the arrows themselves all the while. It didn't take much of a hit to send Wario flying into space.
"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!"
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Wikey (Wario), MAFIA, has been killed.
Abilities:
- Wario Waft (Smash): Every night you don't use this, it will automatically charge by 15%. When you choose to use it, your massive fart will cause however much damage you've charged to that point, and will reset back to zero. This will KO your target if they have at least 75% damage.
- Wario Bike (Defense): Once during the game, during a day phase, you can choose to ride your motorcycle to safety. Any lynch votes cast against you will not count. Your bike will immediately wipe out but will be available to eat.
- Chomp (Attack): At any point after your bike is used, you may eat it. You will then be able to spit out the parts and attack with them. Your bike has three parts to spit out, and each causes 20% damage.
Final Smash:
- Wario-Man: Any attacks/items you use this night will count doubly, and any attacks against you will be halved.
The rest of the group remained oblivious to the murder as the arrows continued to rain down around them. Although it was unlikely anyone would've cared, as many of them were unaware that Wario had ever been among them.
Eventually, the arrows ceased and the pig face slid back once more. With that distraction out of their way for the moment, they all looked around and saw that everyone was accounted for. It was time to focus.
Round 8 has begun. It will end in 24 hours or when a lynch majority is reached. With 13 alive, it will take 7 to reach majority. Plurality IS in effect today.
Note that you can also vote for someone to receive the Smash Ball.
You know Helios is scum when he summarizes everything and then adds to the discussion by picking out one random sentence someone says and writes an italicized diatribe about how it's curious and he really, REALLY wants to know more about it.
"What did you mean by this, though? You are eating a biscuit? A BISCUIT???? Seems a little farfetched to me. Really gonna need to hear more about this biscuit situation."
Yes
With some form of over the top, “Wait, what the actual fuck?!” thrown in
A biscuit? Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Say it with me... inactive biscuit is still biscuit. And my key to victory.
A second scum with a charging action may explain why we've had fewer night deaths than one may expect some nights and why several deaths have definitely been town on town.
I wanted this Lynch yesterday, and this new information makes me even more confident!
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Zersch
curtis
Zersch
You know Helios is scum when he summarizes everything and then adds to the discussion by picking out one random sentence someone says and writes an italicized diatribe about how it's curious and he really, REALLY wants to know more about it.
"What did you mean by this, though? You are eating a biscuit? A BISCUIT???? Seems a little farfetched to me. Really gonna need to hear more about this biscuit situation."
Yes
With some form of over the top, “Wait, what the actual fuck?!” thrown in
A biscuit? Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Say it with me... inactive biscuit is still biscuit. And my key to victory.