There once was a powerful hand. Known by none, feared by all. Master Hand, they called him. He was a controlling sort, constantly micromanaging every single creature across multiple worlds, as if they were mere pawns in his game of life.
But little did he realize, there were two players to this game. For there was another, one that went only by Crazy Hand. He was everything Master Hand was not: spontaneous, sporadic, and scatterbrained. A typical left hand, through and through.
Crazy Hand began meddling in the affairs of the creatures in this universe, scattering them to places they weren't meant to be. None of it was in Master Hand's master plan. But yet, finally...they felt free. They were no longer puppets on strings.
But that moment was fleeting. Master Hand rose up and smacked Crazy Hand back down to the earth. Crazy Hand's fingers shattered with a sickening crunch, as he withered away to nothingness. And tyranny returned to the universe once more.
And thus ended the story of the two hands. Or did it??
For some of these creatures weren't content going back to the old way. They had too much of a taste of freedom to let it disappear forever. And so they rose up, in the hopes of destroying Master Hand once and for all. For justice! For freedom! For Crazy Hand!
They would risk their lives to destroy the wretched hand. But first...they'd have to make it through his small group of loyal, murderous minions.
This...is their story.
Round 1 has begun. It will end in 24 hours or when a lynch majority is reached. With 35 alive, it will take 18 to reach majority. Plurality IS in effect today.
Note that you can also vote for someone to receive the Smash Ball (see: Rules thread)
Items available:
Beam Sword
Metal Box
Party Ball [Mystery]
Rodney is a great guy. Oops, nevermind he's a terrible human being.
He likes his sandwiches to be Turkey and Swiss. Triangle cut. Let vern have his crust. Poison the part Rodney eats.
TIB - 2 time award winner "Worst mafia player" at FE (maybe everywhere)