So I have a "friend" that is quite the ladies man *wink wink* but long story short this "friend" has to have some STD tests done tomorrow.

Has anyone ever experienced anything like this before? I heard a rumor that they might have to stick a Q-tip up your dickhole and its really making me err "my friend" very uncomfortable.

Any thoughts, advice, or comments would be greatly appreciated by said friend.

THANKS FUCK FACES

I hope they use the large headed Q-tips on you

Dadd @ 12/1/2016 23:50

I hope they use the large headed Q-tips on you

CANT YOU READ, ITS FOR A FRIEND FAGGOT

Chris25 @ 12/1/2016 23:53

Dadd @ 12/1/2016 23:50 I hope they use the large headed Q-tips on you CANT YOU READ, ITS FOR A FRIEND FAGGOT

And banging skanks doesn't make you a "ladies man"

Dadd @ 13/1/2016 0:01

Chris25 @ 12/1/2016 23:53 Dadd @ 12/1/2016 23:50 I hope they use the large headed Q-tips on you CANT YOU READ, ITS FOR A FRIEND FAGGOT And banging skanks doesn't make you a "ladies man"

Your mother is NOT a skank

Chris25 @ 13/1/2016 0:04

Dadd @ 13/1/2016 0:01 Chris25 @ 12/1/2016 23:53 Dadd @ 12/1/2016 23:50 I hope they use the large headed Q-tips on you CANT YOU READ, ITS FOR A FRIEND FAGGOT And banging skanks doesn't make you a "ladies man" Your mother is NOT a skank

Agreed.

I hope they have a sexy nurse shove the Q-tip up your tiny pecker ...

Does Julie know?

Twist: Julie is the friend

Ooh I can help here kind of because reproductive issues are a thing I know stuff about and regular STD testing is important for sexually active peeps!



Have some STD testing knowledge from Planned Parenthood!

I also recommend going to them if any future STDs happen (assuming you have a nearby clinic) because they won't judge. Depending on what you might have, they might need cell samples from places, but again, depends on what you might have. They have a handy dandy list on that page of what some tests are like, so if it's gonorrhea or trich, your urethra is getting swabbed (but it's not like you're getting a catheter). They'll figure it out and they're good about stopping if you get too uncomfortable. And that was the impersonal you, not the personal you you.

This is why Lindsay will keep you in the friends zone Chris.

Moose @ 13/1/2016 0:10

Does Julie know?

There's only a 50% chance that she needs to know.

So how was the test?

Grimapple @ 13/1/2016 22:51

So how was the test?

My friend said no dick swab.

Sexy nurse?

My "friend" is STD free. So Julie officially doesn't need to know.