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11. Q: what smells like poo and sound like a butt A: a fart
 
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11. I don't know any off-hand. I'm about to make a really terrible one. What did one buttcheek say to the other when they were on a road trip and just realized they're almost out of fuel? "Ugh, we just passed gas three minutes ago!!!"
 
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11. "You're so hot you could fart in my mouth and I would hold it like a bong hit" - Really a pickup line, 60% of the time it works all the time
 
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12. 11
 
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12. 10
 
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12. Trying to answer this question for like ten minutes has made me realize exactly how unclever and unfunny I really am. It hurts.
 
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13. My current girlfriend and I went to see a romcom on a date, she was horny as hell and told me to cut a hole in the popcorn bag, I did and in the middle of the movie she jerked me off. It was crazy, the cinema was practically full. After the movie was over she drove us back to our place and I washed her because I hate sticky hands.
 
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13. A guy told me "I'd give you a handjob, but the best handjob I can give you is with my ass." Didn't receive said ass-handjob but it's my favorite half-euphemism for anal sex now.
 
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13. The day I had phone sex with Jeff
 
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14. Tears and sadness
 
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14. Chocolate milk and toast with butter, because I'm an adult
 
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14. Dread for the upcoming day, and a protein shake. Sometimes a sausage biscuit if I'm being honest with myself
 
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15. Favorite* Flavor*, and obviously sour cream and onion.
 
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15. Sweet chili!
 
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15. cheddar
 
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Post #1: 17th Apr 2015 7:28 PM 
11. What is the funniest fart joke you have?

12. 1+1=?

13. What's the best sexual encounter story that's happened to you?

14. What does your typical breakfast consist of?

15. What's your favourite flavour of potato chip?
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