Kenneth
Played by: KC
Game: ATTWS III: FErst Class
Alignment: Self
Role: Serial Killer
Death: Lynched Day 5 (initial form), Lynched Day 12 (Gilbert form)
Description: Kenneth's had it. All this mainstream filth polluting this beautiful vessel. The rudeness from the passengers from the moment he stepped on was just too much to bear. There wasn't even a hit of irony about them, they were just terrible, terrible people. Not one of them fit to live.

Death

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Officer Swanson and I looked on at the poor sap before us. Seven knives protruded from his back as if he were a pin cushion. I looked down and noticed he was holding a knife of his own. It was covered with blood. Next to his hand, there seemed to be some kind of message, written in blood. Hm. Most intriguing. --------------------------------------------- As soon as Poo slid his mucilaginous mass into the conference car, his finger was pointed squarely at Kenneth. "THIS HIPSTER DOUCHE LAST NIGHT I CONTROLLED WHAT'D HE DO? HE KILLED BERNIE MOST OLD NOW WE MUST STRIKE HIM TIL HE'S COLD!" Without a second thought, seven of the passengers grabbed steak knives and steadily approached Kenneth. "Now wait a minute you guys. We can talk about this. Let's just talk." he said calmly. Scott shook his head. "No. You're a killer. I mean I enjoy partaking in criminal activities as much as the next guy, but I can't very well do all my crack-smoking and what-not when someone's trying to kill me!" "Look. I admit it. I'm a killer. But I swear...it was all for the good of the town. Sarah and Rachel would still be on the loose if it weren't for me! Now just trust me. Scott's got to go next." Kenneth said, suddenly less sure of himself. The mob didn't seem to be letting up. Winston shook his head disapprovingly. "Son, there comes a time in every train ride when it's gotta reach its destination. Sometimes this happens sooner than you'd like, sometimes later than you'd like. But we don't have much say in the matter, do we? What I'm sayin' is, it's about time your train ride ended. Good or bad, it don't matter. It's just time." Winston calmly walked over to Kenneth and slid a knife into his back. Others quickly followed suit, as Kenneth writhed around on the floor in agony. In his final moments, Kenneth pulled a knife of his own out of his pocket. The passengers looked on in horror as he reached back and stabbed his own back. Kenneth smiled and took it out and started scribbling a message on the floor, before drawing his last breath. The message simply read "brb". The passengers all looked at each other in fear. What...the hell did that mean? The lights went out momentarily and a faint whisper echoed throughout the carriage. "Sleeep well." said the voice menacingly. The lights shot back on and everyone looked around at each other. Everyone appeared the same. Appeared.

Saitei
Played by: Rob
Game: ATTWS IV: Black Creek
Alignment: Town
Role: Hermit
Death: Killed on Night 12
Description: Saitei Noroma is not only the dumbest Asian that was ever born, but quite possibly the stupidest human being to ever walk the face of the earth. Nobody knows how old she is - her parents committed ritual seppuku after several frustrating years of failing to potty-train her. After a long and winding journey through the world, she found herself in America, where she was adopted by well-meaning homosexuals. Saitei's fathers put her in a public school in a very poor district, hoping that her complete lack of intelligence and batshit insanity would go unnoticed amidst the sea of teenage mothers, drug addicts, and wannabe gangstas. Instead, it turns out that her teachers took one look at her illiteracy, innumeracy, and inability to tell time or tie her shoes, and determined that she was a perfect fit for the cheerleading squad. After practice one day, Saitei inadvertently boarded the wrong bus (she should have clued into the fact that said bus was substantially longer than the one she normally rides) and found herself surrounded by a bunch of folks saying something about a choo choo train.

Death

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Honey slept peacefully in her makeshift bed inside the cold confines of Nickel Back Banking. Outside, someone watched her with a scornful look. "ME is cheer. HAAAAAATE YOUUUUUUU!!!!" Saitei whined as she stomped her feet. Ever since they'd stepped foot on the bus, that blonde cheerleader had been stealing all the looks that Saitei was used to getting. She was sick of it. She decided to pay a visit to Balls"R"Us to find a better cheerleader outfit. Saitei hardly seemed to notice the stench as she walked into the store. She stepped over John Paul and Lewis' swollen faces, and slipped by Gretzky's rotting, impaled corpse to find what she was looking for: a wall full of pom-poms and cheerleading outfits. "YAY GO SAITEI!!!!" she cheered. Suddenly, she heard a loud noise behind her. She turned around to see a bunch of baseballs that'd been dumped on the floor. "IS NOTHING!" she declared as she turned back around to look at the outfits. But then, the world went dark. ------------------------------ "GOOOOO TEAM GO!!!!!!" Saitei cheered as she waved her pom-poms in the air. It was about the only phrase in English that she could say correctly. Her fellow cheerleaders tossed her up in the air and caught her to cap off their routine. "OMG Saitei...goddess<33333" one cheerleader said. "AM GODDESS YAY!!! I'M LOVE CHEERLEADING!!!" Saitei smiled. "Totallyyy...oh my god you're soooo smart!!" another one said. Saitei giggled and followed the rest of the cheerleaders off the field towards the buses. Her whole life, Saitei had been an outcast for how unspeakably dumb she was. But finally, she found a peer group that she could relate to. "I'M FORGET pom poms!!" Saitei suddenly declared as she heelturned and quickly ran back to the field to retrieve them. After grabbing them, she turned back around to see that the other cheerleaders had all boarded their bus already. Saitei quickly began to panic. She wasn't used to finding her way around anywhere without following someone. The last time she tried, she ended up in the jungle of another country entirely and ended up being raised by an alligator for a few years. Saitei sprinted off the field and boarded the first bus she could find. It took until she made it all the way to the back of the bus before she realized her mistake. "are not cheerleaders?? who people you??" she said confusedly. The man next to her turned his head towards her. "We're headed to the train. Take note. Take note." "you say train?? I'M LOVE CHOO CHOO TRAINS!!" Saitei exclaimed excitedly. ------------------------------ Saitei rattled around in the darkness helplessly. There was something completely enclosing her. She struggled for a few moments more before giving up and succumbing to her fate. Hours later, she drew her last breath as the oxygen finally ran out. "HATE DIE!!" she moaned.

Kenneth, although I loved Saitei.

Kenneth

Tough luck, Saitei