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Cuhraig
Classic Bait & Switch
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| Post #1: 25th Oct 2014 7:07 PM | |
This game is pretty fun. Gonna tell you a story about the game I've played...
Meet Jimmy Rustler
He lives in the FE Ocean... an Ocean filled with DRAMA!
Most recently, a Plague spread throughout the FE Ocean known commonly as FEbola. Few survived, including Jimmy Rustler.
Like many beings of FE, Jimmy's father was a Coward named Boris... aren't we all, amirite?
Jimmy Rustler... a man, with oceans and monsters and pirates and moderation against him... can he survive?
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Cuhraig
Classic Bait & Switch
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| Post #2: 25th Oct 2014 7:44 PM | |
Jimmy's excited to say the least. Exploring the world, visiting long lost temples, monuments built for iconcs of FE Ocean, battling scurvy pirates. It will be hard, but Jimmy is up to the task. The first thing Jimmy needs to set sail in the open sea's is a boat. Specifically, one that can float and one that attracts all the ladies.
This boat will definitely reel in the ladies.
Next thing Jimmy needs is a crew. The best group of men and women that FE Ocean has to offer. He needs someone strong, someone versatile, someone ambidextrous. A good cook would be nice too. He also wouldn't mind a nice looking female pirate to hire to set to the open seas.
However, he could only afford one person. Raymond Moura, the fisherman, your up! Trade in that fishing pole for a cutlass!
Things are not starting well for the good ol faithful Jimmy Rustlers' Booty Plunderers. Jimmy is retarded and Raymond is obese. Can this ragtag team of misfits better themselves?
After buying some supplies, it's time for the sailors to set sail into the ocean blue and begin to plunder! Raymond, the green haired fellow, beats me to the boat. That obese fuck, he'll get his comeuppance soon enough.
We have decided to set sail for the island of Dana, named after the god of the FE Ocean Curtis's lover, Daniel.
On the boat ride there, Jimmy begins to harmlessly flirt with the other pirate, Raymond.
Dana slowly emerges into view. The beautiful island is made up of many trees, and one pirate named Amado. Poor Amado doesn't realize how quickly his neck will snap at the mercy of Jimmy and Raymond!
Amado doesn't stand a chance. Jimmy and Raymond take turns slicing him up like last nights turkey dinner. Amado puts up a valiant fight, bringing myself down to nearly half HP, however Amado can't survive the onslaught and falls to the sand. The crimson river of Amado's blood trickles into the ocean.
I've received roughly 20 gold and a looters cap from Amado's hidden treasure chest in the tetra bushes. Not splitting any of it with Raymond (he need not know a thing...) we begin to set sail for another island to plunder. Dana was too easy. Jimmy Rustlers' Booty Plunderers needs a challenge!
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Cuhraig
Classic Bait & Switch
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| Post #3: 25th Oct 2014 8:02 PM | |
As we mop up Amado's poor body and put him into the ocean, we set a point on the map for Ashfork! The island neighboring Dana. Raymond speaks of pirate gossip, stating that Ashfork is known for is abundance in both ashes of enemies as well as forks of find dining restaurants. A true challenge for Jimmy Rustlers' Booty Plunderers'!
An awkward silence engages the two as they set sail for Ashfork. I suppose Raymond isn't a very intriguing person.
Ah yes, Ashfork! The island is inhabited by a lone pirate named Edmond, who we suppose is the Ash creator with that pile of bones in the center of the island. Edmond's ashes will be the next to join the ash collection!
ARGH! It be a trap! The pile of bones be possessed! Captain Jimmy Rustler escapes with his heart beating and out of breath. We nearly didn't get away with that one!!!!
Neener Neener, kiss our pirates weiners, ye scallywags.
We sail away from Ashfork, cursing the wretched island from under our breath. Raymond is unscathed, while Jimmy is near death. I'm beginning to think Raymond isn't pulling his already obese weight in the Jimmy Rustlers' Booty Plunderers'. Ay, maybe next time Raymond can pull through for me.
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Cuhraig
Classic Bait & Switch
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| Post #4: 25th Oct 2014 8:34 PM | |
After the terrible experience that was "Ashfork", we decided to go to a more tame island. Raymond suggested attacking pirates, but I told him he was a nutcase and decided to go to the island "Fremont". Can't be too bad if it's called "Fremont".
The island was inhabited by a lone tribal chief named Clayton. What tribe names their children Clayton? Anyways, the tribesman was much stronger than both Raymond and Jimmy combined. Not to mention, Jimmy was experiencing some internal bleeding still from his last encounter. We decided to skip out on Fremont, and go to a new island.
Farewell Fremont! The new island we be headin' to is called Parrot Island. What's the worst that could be on Parrot Island? On the way there, Raymond be wonderin' where the wenches are at. I agree. We need more wenches as soon as possible! No pirate is complete without wenches!
This island is inhabited by MANY animals and a tribesman, named Benjamin. Raymond and I have decided to pursue Parrot island in the name of Jimmy Rustlers' Booty Plunderers' pirates!
CHAAAAARGE! I led Raymond into battle first to handle Benjamin. He looks ruthless, but I can do without Raymond. He be obese, after all. More room on the ship for me.
Yeah didn't go good.
Thanks for reading!
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #5: 25th Oct 2014 10:39 PM | |
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