Sign up here. I will leave it open until next next Sunday. The game will begin Tuesday 10/7. Hell if sign ups go quick I could have the game running by this coming Tuesday. The game functions similar to Mafia games you're used to, with some tweaks. It's different enough that it shouldn't take anything away from a Mafia game being hosted here.

The game is being hosted offsite and you'll be anonymous (roleplaying as a character), so I'm advertising it here. I'm done being dicked around so I'm doing my own thing.

If you're incapable of playing two things at once you should probably go see a doctor.

1. Dr

2. Herm

3. Moose

4. itsbrianyay

5. Matt

6. Raptor

7.
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The following is the prologue

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The bells rang. The Mad King’s eyes were a blood red. He needn’t the bells to be awoken, for he had not slept in what felt like a century now.

Munchma Quchi, Tupac, and Lucy Haus sat around a table of stone in the courtyard. They had never left Castle Quentin. They only waited. The Mad King approached and took his seat at the head of the table, twiddling his thumbs and looking over his fellow disciples.

“The fuck does Ishanru say now nigga?” Tupac asked. The Mad King sat in silence. Tupac finally slammed his fist down on the table, and the lack of reaction from the others showed this to be a common act as of late. “Don’t tell me nigga done skipped town!”

“I know as much as you” The Mad King said. “Do not take me for a prophet. We are equals, and when Ishanru returns he shall return to us all”
“If” Lucy said.

“Do not speak in such ways” The Mad King spat.

“Nigga left us here with a burnt down mansion and no way of escape. We built the tower like he said, built the bunk like he said, ring the bells like he said, teach these other niggas round here to worship him like he said, and we ain’t got nothin’ to show fo it!” Tupac said, standing.

“We are to sit here until dusk today, Tupac” The Mad King said.

“Or what? Or what Nigga!?” Tupac said, stomping about wildly, hands to the sky. “Maybe Imma get myself out like old John Paul, that nigga skipped on us all!”

“John Paul was… special” The Mad King said.

“John Paul was a piece of work, y’all are pieces of work. I’m done sittin’ round waitin’ for the great one to show himself. He so great why he need us to get followers anyway? Huh?” Tupac said, walking off.

“Where will you go? There is no exit to the place we inhabit” The Mad King said. Tupac shrugged.

“I’m not goin’ back to that table, that’s for damn sure” Tupac said, “Ishanru can fuck off-”

At that moment a bolt of lightning struck Tupac, a bolt of neverending lightning. Tupac screamed as his body glowed blue and convulsed, rising to the air with the lightning. The entire area around the disciples lit up blue and many shielded their eyes. Munchma decided to continue looking, at which point she screamed. The others kept their eyes closed until the lightning had ceased. They opened them to see Tupac vanished and Munchma with her eyes burnt out, writhing on the ground. Lucy tended to Munchma while The Mad King looked around at the disciples now in awe, he himself as shocked as anyone.

“Everyone-” The Mad King finally said.

“What the hell happened?” Elijah Wood asked.
“Calm down” The Mad King said.

“Ishanru? Ishanru my love?” Sheldon said, adjusting his glasses and turning next to his hair.

“Silence!” The Mad King said, standing.

“No!” Munchma said, standing and pushing Lucy away. “I have received prophecy! From Ishanru!”

“What!?” The Mad King said, scrambling to her. “What is this madness? What has he said unto you that he cannot say unto us!”

“He says… he says he returns now… with great purpose” Munchma said in a whisper.

“What purpose?” The Mad King said.

“War” Munchma said.

The Mad King took a step back in horror, and looked around at his fellow disciples. He steadied himself.

“Then I suppose we shall prepare ourselves”

I've got 10 so far. Not sure why people are pming sign ups instead of posting here but I'll respect their privacy.

You don't have 10 people unless they're not from FE. You hopped the queue, you're just using that statement to get people to think there's interest and get them to sign up.

Blueday @ 21/9/2014 23:05

You don't have 10 people unless they're not from FE. You hopped the queue, you're just using that statement to get people to think there's interest and get them to sign up.

I guess Brian fucking hopped the queue too huh? They SAID I WAS THE NEXT FUCKING PERSON. THEY FUCKING SAID IT. I let Brian go so I could make sure mine was perfect before launching it and it's fucking ready and I'm not waiting a goddamn fucking month you stupid little fucking cunt!

If I can just bring myself to cut a little deeper I can host the real spooky castle in the next realm. A better realm. The eternal realm.

I can play two things at once so enlist me for old time's sake lol.

I have been waiting for Buffy's game a good while so I was ready to let you wait and have her host first.

Tim @ 21/9/2014 23:32

Blueday @ 21/9/2014 23:05 You don't have 10 people unless they're not from FE. You hopped the queue, you're just using that statement to get people to think there's interest and get them to sign up. I guess Brian fucking hopped the queue too huh? They SAID I WAS THE NEXT FUCKING PERSON. THEY FUCKING SAID IT. I let Brian go so I could make sure mine was perfect before launching it and it's fucking ready and I'm not waiting a goddamn fucking month you stupid little fucking cunt!

You were the next person in line IF no one above you in the queue was ready. Right now there's still 11 people ahead of you. Not that hard to understand Timothy!

"I skipped ahead of everyone, so it's my turn now!"

Oh also I find it funny how you bitched about how long sign-ups last here and yet you decided to leave your sign-ups open for an entire week

Blueday @ 22/9/2014 11:31

Oh also I find it funny how you bitched about how long sign-ups last here and yet you decided to leave your sign-ups open for an entire week

Not my fault you little bitches are slow as hell and it takes that long to get a decent number of people. I have to accommodate the plebs.

Posting the opening/intro tonight.

You know what Tim? Sign me up, I wanna see how this plays out, and it'd be nice to see what I can do now that I know the basics.

Tim @ 22/9/2014 12:57

Blueday @ 22/9/2014 11:31 Oh also I find it funny how you bitched about how long sign-ups last here and yet you decided to leave your sign-ups open for an entire week Not my fault you little bitches are slow as hell and it takes that long to get a decent number of people. I have to accommodate the plebs.

You could take 1 YEAR and you still wouldn't have yourself a good game (:

We will never be friends