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Curtis
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| Post #1: 20th Dec 2013 6:59 PM | |
Paco picked the gate key from the snow and brushed it off. "Come on." started Boc. "Dylan's sacrifice won't be for nothing. Curtis will be safe here, we'll come back for him."
The three climbed the icy stairs and made their way to the large iron gate. Paco inserted the key and turned it, as KC and Boc pushed the gate open. It screeched to a stop and allowed them access.
Vernon's fortress was dark and moody. The entrance led the three to a great hall, lit only by menorahs. In the middle of the hall was the next reindeer, Blitzen.
However, it was the blocks of ice lining the edges of the great hall that concerned them the most. KC approached with a torch in hand, shining the light on the figure trapped within the ice.
It was famous rapper E-40. The legend who had gone missing long ago was now trapped in a solid block of ice. KC's mouth dropped as he shined the light down the long row. There were hundreds...maybe thousands of trapped celebrities. There was Jenna Marbles, Taco from The League, Cassandra from Survivor Fiji, even Deal or No Deal briefcase model #11, all of the greats. Vernon had captured them all.
"This...is sick.." Boc muttered.
In the center of the room, Paco approached Blitzen to begin unfreezing him. He took a step around the back of the ice block and nearly jumped at what he saw...
It was the Sansa beast, chained up and asleep. She was positioned to guard Blitzen.
"Shhhh" Paco whispered to the other two. "We need to do this very quietly."
"HEY GUYS WUTS GOING ON!" Curtis yelled as he rejoined the group, rubbing his head.
Sansa awoke and sprung to action. She lunged at them and landed on top of Curtis, sending back backwards. He smacked the back of his head against Blitzen's ice block, knocking him out cold once more.
"HARK!!!! WHO GOES THERE?!" Vernon yelled. He appeared on the balcony above the hall and looked down upon them. "AHH....so you defeated Simplton...THAT FOOL!! I KNEW HE WAS NO GOOD!!!! No matter....no one can get past the beast known as Sansa....NO ONE!!!"
Vernon put two fingers in his mouth and let out a loud whistle. "SANSA....................ATTACK!!!!!!!!"
MAIN QUEST
Vernon has captured various A-List celebrities and frozen them in his fortress. You only have time to free one. Who will you choose?
A. E-40
B. Jenna Marbles
C. Taco from The League
D. Survivor Fiji Cassandra
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Alive
Yukon Cornelius: KC - 63 presents
Penguin: Boc - 51 presents
The Grinch: Paco - 35 presents
Deceased
Jack in the Box: Samm - 10 presents
Herbie: Panda - 5 presents
The Abominable Snowman: Bryce - 23 presents
Jack Frost: Nofo - 18 presents
Mrs. Claus: DD - 16 presents
Elephant: Greenday - 35 presents
Frosty the Snowman: Ari - 16 presents
Rudolph: Patrick - 18 presents
Elf: Vic - 68 presents
Santa Claus: Dylan - 49 presents
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ELIMINATION QUEST
- Sansa stands in your way of the final two reindeer. To defeat her, you must put to use the skills you've attained throughout your journey.
- There are five small tasks that you each must complete. Each of you has TEN gifts. You must place bets on which tasks you think you will win. You must use all ten gifts, and you must put at least one gift on each task and no more than five gifts on a single task. PM me to tell me how you'll spread your gifts in private.
- If you come in first in a task, you win the amount of gifts that you placed on that task. If you come in second, you win nothing. If you come in last, you will LOSE the amount of gifts that you placed. Choose VERY wisely! How you choose to spread these out will win or lose you the challenge.
- The person with the most gifts at the end will be safe from elimination. They will have he sole elimination choice between the two losers.
- The five mini tasks are below:
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NICE OR NAUGHTY
- Very simple. PM me and tell me which of your fellow two contestants is nice, and which is naughty. If someone has two nice votes, they will win. If everyone is tied at 1-1, this task will be a three draw and no gifts will be lost.
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ROCKET SANTA
- You've played Rocket Santa, but now it's time for........Rocket Santa II
- http://armorgames.com/play/14369/rocket-santa-2
- Highest score wins
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RICKETY BRIDGE
- Below is your gameboard:
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- Sabotage four spaces each. Create a path through the spaces as well. The person who hits the most broken boards will come in last. Your sabotaged spaces will not be revealed.
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SNOWBALL FIGHT
- Each of you has TEN snowballs. You must throw at least one snowball at each opponent.
- You also each have FIVE blocks to stop incoming snowballs from someone. You can use all five against one person, or spread them out across the two.
- The person who gets hit the least will come in first place.
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THIN ICE
- Same rules as before. If you run into someone's path, you fall in. If you run out of room before the others, you fall in. Last person standing wins.
- You cannot move between two points. You can only move between two triangles that are connected by a long edge. For example, each of you can only move one of two ways at the start
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KC
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Paco Smurf
FE's resident Mexican
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| Post #3: 20th Dec 2013 8:18 PM | |
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Cause Paco sounds like Taco | Domo Arigato Paco Roboto
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Boc
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #5: 20th Dec 2013 10:45 PM | |
Poor Cassandra :/ | |
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Paco Smurf
FE's resident Mexican
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| Post #6: 21st Dec 2013 11:46 AM | |
Once we bet is that final or can we change? | Domo Arigato Paco Roboto
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Quizmaster Vern!
Of the people for the people
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| Post #7: 21st Dec 2013 12:26 PM | |
DIE HUMANS!!!
NO ONE CAN DEFEAT MY EVIL PUPPY!!!
NO ONE!!!!
NOT EVEN CARROT TOP!!! HE TRIED!!! AND NOW HES STUCK IN MY ICE CUBES!!!
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Of the people, for the people!
YAW YAW YAW WINNER OF FELL GUYS! |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #8: 21st Dec 2013 12:53 PM | |
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Once we bet is that final or can we change? |
You can change. Everything will lock at 7:00 tonight | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #9: 21st Dec 2013 8:32 PM | |
MAIN QUEST
Vernon has captured various A-List celebrities and frozen them in his fortress. You only have time to free one. Who will you choose?
A. E-40
KC had just enough time to rush over to Vernon's hall of frozen celebrities. He approached one of the ice blocks. It was acclaimed rapper E-40, known for such hits as "Booty Call" and "Bitch". KC flipped a switch that powered up the heater below the ice block. It melted, releasing E-40 from his icy prison. "Thanks nigga" he said. KC had hoped for some sort of reward. "Sorry mayn, I'm poor as shit mayn." he replied before fleeing. E-40 was kind of a douche. -5 PRESENTS
B. Jenna Marbles
Boc made the terrible choice of freeing Jenna Marbles. "OMG THANK YOUUUU!" she shrieked. "LET ME TEACH YOU 50 WAYS TO LOOK GOOD THIS CHRISTMAS AND 10 REASONS WHY YOU DON'T NEED GUYS!!" Boc facepalmed and walked away. "YAAAA WAIT WAIT WAIT!! I HAVE SOMETHING FOR U!" Jenna Marbles reached into her vagina and pulled out a gift, handing it to Boc. She ran out of the fortress but tripped and fell down the ice cliff and died. +1 PRESENT
C. Taco from The League
"Paco sounds like Taco." Paco said. Taco stepped from his melting ice block and gave Paco a head nod. "Sup, I'm Taco...from The League." Paco waved back. "Hey I'm uh..Paco, from FE." the two men stared at one another for a moment before Taco broke the silence. "Alright well I'm gonna go. Take these." +5 PRESENTS
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Alive
Yukon Cornelius: KC - 58 presents
Penguin: Boc - 52 presents
The Grinch: Paco - 40 presents
Deceased
Jack in the Box: Samm - 10 presents
Herbie: Panda - 5 presents
The Abominable Snowman: Bryce - 23 presents
Jack Frost: Nofo - 18 presents
Mrs. Claus: DD - 16 presents
Elephant: Greenday - 35 presents
Frosty the Snowman: Ari - 16 presents
Rudolph: Patrick - 18 presents
Elf: Vic - 68 presents
Santa Claus: Dylan - 49 presents
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ELIMINATION QUEST
"DIE HUMANS!!! NO ONE CAN DEFEAT MY EVIL PUPPY!!!" yelled Vernon of course. "NO ONE!!!! NOT EVEN CARROT TOP!!! HE TRIED!!! AND NOW HES STUCK IN MY ICE CUBES!!!"
Sure enough, Carrot Top was close by frozen in a block of ice. Curtis came to, saw the frozen redheaded man, and reached out for him before slipping into unconsciousness yet again.
"SANSA........................ATTACK!!!!!!!!"
Sansa lunged forth, knocking the Blitzen block onto its side and shattering it into pieces. The ice chunks spread across the floor as Blitzen shook himself off and ran out.
Sansa growled at the three men, who each backed up slowly. They looked around the room for something to use to fight against the great beast, but there was nothing. With no where to go, they scattered.
The three fled up the fortress stairs while Sansa gave chase. KC shoved Cassandra from Fiji's block over onto the stairwell, blocking Sansa's way. Sansa easily burst through Cassandra and continued after them.
Upon reaching the top of the stairs, Paco looked out across the large, factory sized room before them. Hundreds of vats full of freezing cold water lined the room, along with various machinery. Frozen figures could be seen occupying each one, undoubtedly all were A-List celebrities.
Sansa reached the top of the stairs, causing the three to scatter out onto the metal cat walks that stretched over the ice vats. They backed up slowly as Sansa inched closer. Finally, she lunged towards them.
Boc was knocked to the ground immediately as Sansa thrashed at him. Paco and KC worked together to kick Sansa off. KC dug into his bag and removed a pick axe, swinging it wildly towards the beast. Sansa stood on her two hind legs and swung her claws towards KC, striking him on his shoulder. KC fell backwards over the cat walk but grabbed the railing just in time. He hung in place and tried to pull himself up.
Boc climbed to his feet and clutched his wound. He swung a flipper wildly at Sansa, but Sansa batted it away effortlessly. Defenseless, Boc braced for Sansa's incoming attack...
"Here girl! Over here!" yelled Paco. He was jingling something into the air to distract the beast. It was the key ring. The noise got Sansa's attention and she turned away from Boc and towards Paco. Sansa charged at him.
Paco had no time to react. Sansa knocked him down, sending him toppling over the edge of the cat walk on the other side from KC. The two dangled in place.
Boc was the last man standing. Sansa growled at him from one end of the cat walk. On his right, KC struggled to hang onto the railing. On his left, Paco was in the same position. His grip loosened, causing him to inch closer to the freezing cold vat below.
Boc found himself in a familiar position. Sansa was about to attack. He only had time to save one of them.
KC...
Paco...
Boc wiped the sweat from his eyes. It was time to choose...
- Boc has won the challenge and must now choose to eliminate either KC or Paco. The choice must be made as soon as possible. PM me the choice instead of posting it in the thread to keep the suspense! | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #10: 21st Dec 2013 9:02 PM | |
Boc looked to his left. KC hung on for dear life and looked to Boc for help. On his right, Paco dangled and called out to his friend.
Ahead of him, Sansa inched loser and closer, growling and drooling each step of the way.
Boc reached quickly. He made the only choice he could....
Boc reached his helping hand downwards...and a furry green arm accepted it. It was Paco. He grabbed onto Boc's forearm and lifted himself up.
...it was too late. Sansa ran at them full sprint. With nothing to defend themselves with, they were toast. Sansa jumped through the air as the two shut their eyes...
...when something hit Sansa in the eye. It was a GI Joe. Sansa cried in pain and turned around. KC was standing up on the cat walk, pick axe in hand. He gritted his teeth and charged at the beast.
Sansa crushed his left arm in her jaws, shredding through his flesh and bones. KC yelled out in pain as he dug his pick axe into the beast's side. The two thrashed around on the walk way as Boc continued lifting Paco to safety.
"GET OUT OF HERE!" KC yelled. "GO SAVE RUDOLPH!"
Boc and Paco knew they couldn't leave him to fend for himself. They prepared to charge into the fight.
KC saw them approaching. He knew that Sansa would kill them all. He had one choice.
With Sansa's jaw still dug into his arm, KC mustered all of his strength and rushed against the beast. He knocked the two of them over the edge of the cat walk. Sansa plunged into the vat of icy cold water below. As she knocked against the edge of the vat, Sansa slammed the controls and lowered the temperature to dangerous levels. Nothing could survive being frozen in that water.
Boc and Paco arrived just in time to grab onto KC's arm, but his arm was too shredded. The tighter they held onto it, the more pain KC felt. There was no way out of it.
Just before he let go, KC looked up at his two friends, each had tears in their eyes. They were about to speak. "Don't say it..." he began "Don't you fucking say it..."
"Bye KC :( " said Boc
"Bye KC :( " said Paco
".....No." KC said as he let go.
His body splashed into the same vat as Sansa. KC was lost in the chilling cold water.
Boc and Paco rushed down the steps and approached the machine that had trapped KC inside. There was nothing they could do to stop the freezing process. A monitor in front of the vat showed the lifeline of the specimens inside. Both had flat-lined.
When the freezing was completed, a large ice block slid out of the mold.
Frozen in the block was a glorious scene. Sansa's gigantic body was frozen in place as it jumped towards KC. KC was gritting his teeth and was posed in a mid pick axe swing towards the beast, his bald head shined through the ice.
Spilling out of KC's pocket and floating in the middle of the ice block was one single piece of Halloween candy.
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Paco Smurf
FE's resident Mexican
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| Post #11: 21st Dec 2013 9:32 PM | |
Oh men thanks Boc
Bye KC :( | Domo Arigato Paco Roboto
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