DELUXE EDITION #5

Fifteen options this time. Up to fifteen votes. Choose all that apply to you

Discuss!

I have met a celebrity: I met Michael Jordan once!
I have two or more siblings: twin brother and younger sister.
I have been hospitalized due to an illness: I've had high blood pressure since I was 13 and have had a few attacks since then
I have a Twitter: I'm on it constantly
I have woken up somewhere and not known how I got there: woke up in my brothers trunk of his car this passed New Years!
I used to watch Spongebob: I still do on occasion
I have been to Disney: 22 times!
I still watch Family Guy: yes I do

I have met a celebrity.

I met one of the husbands from Real Housewives of Orange County. Also, my sister's boyfriend is really good friends with the Keegan Allen from Pretty Little Liars buttt I've never met him haha.

I have two or more siblings.

Two older sisters!

I have slepwalked.

When I started taking medicine when I was little I used to sleep eat. It wasn't good :(

I have a twitter.

I love social media, maybe a bit too much :X

I used to watch Spongebob.

My all time favorite show growing up. I never missed an episode for about 8 or 9 years.

I have had a near death experience.

I almost drowned when I was little, but I didn't have any sort of ~paranormal~ experience that I can remember.

I have been to Disney.

I've been to both! I'm going in a few years when my niece and nephew get old enough to actually enjoy it.

I have broken my cell phone before.

Washing machines are my worst enemy :/ I'm still without a phone from a recent incident.

I'm dressing up for Halloween this year.

Yep yep! Lots of Halloween parties to attend. Not sure what I'm going to be yet though :X

I have met a celebrity: THE GREAT LOU FERRIGNO (:

I have two or more siblings: Shawn + two sisters

I have slepwalked: Not that I know of. I talk in my sleep a lot though

I exercise regularly: lolno

I have been hospitalized due to an illness: I was one of the first victim's of the big SWINE FLU. It was the worst pain imaginable

I can't swim: I love swimming

I have a Twitter: Yeah and I'm kinda meh towards it. I don't really use it too often

I have woken up somewhere and not known how I got there: While I was in college I woke up on the couch of some dorm and I didn't know anyone who lived in that building. It was really weird

I used to watch Spongebob: Of course

I have had a near death experience: The dumbest thing ever. I was in Maine and we were at a campfire. My friend who had never been to that cabin before went to grab some kindling and shit for the fire. He grabbed a handful of pine needles and sticks from nearby and threw them in. Suddenly the fire popped and something WHIZZED by me. Our friend had grabbed the kindling from the shooting range by the side of the house. Live rounds fall on the ground all the time by there. He had thrown a bullet in the fire -_- . Everyone was so mad at him

I have been to Disney: Several times

I still watch Family Guy: Never really got into it

I have broken my cell phone before: Went swimming on my 21st with my phone still in my hand. Very dumb!

I've been pulled over sometime this year: Nope

I'm dressing up for Halloween this year: Didn't think I was going to but now I've got this party to go to a few days after Halloween. Gotta start thinking about a costume now

Does one of the original members of Jackyl count as a celebrity? He is my sister's neighbor. I have a Twitter but I use it maybe once every six months. I've woken up somewhere and not known how I got there more than a few times. I watched some Spongebob back when, but not religiously. I've been to Disney World a few times, would love to go back. I've fucked up several cell phones in my life.

I had a near death experience with an old rope swing in the woods behind my house when I was a kid, It swung out over a large drop off. We found it and would play on it all the time even though it looked rickety as shit. One day it decided to snap when I was at the height of a swing, and I just closed my eyes as I fell quite a ways to the ground. I thought I was going to die, anyway.

And I was hospitalized as a very young kid, but I don't remember what it was for. I want to say it was a particularly nasty bout of pneumonia, but I'm not sure and don't have anyone to ask to find out what exactly it was.

I have met a celebrity - LL Cool J, Michael Strahan, Julia Stiles, Method Man, Steve Schirriapa, Jim Florentine that I can remember off the top of my head. Most of these I met in passing in some form. LL Cool J was at a Beastie Boys concert and sat a few rows away from me, Julai Stiles parents used to live down the block from me in my old house though I only spoke to her once, Method Man was on a flight with me that got delayed, met Jim Florentine at a Metallica concert.

I have sleepwalked - Once that my wife told me about though I think it was more half awake than anything as it was within the first few months of my kids being born.

I have been hospitalized - Yeppers

I have woken up somewhere and not known how I got there - I spent the night with Johnny the Pink Elephant. Enough said.

I have had a near death experience - See: 9/11

I have been to Disney - Many times though not in the past 5 or 6 years. Will be going in 2 years when the kids are old enough to remember it.

I still watch Family Guy - Yes on occasion if there is an uninteresting Sunday Night Football game on.

I have broken my cell phone before - Multiple phones at that.

I have met a celebrity - bands mostly
I have slepwalked - once, thought it was time for school so went downstairs in the middle of the night
I exercise regularly - yup
I have been hospitalized due to an illness - surgeries, not exactly an illness
I have a Twitter - yup
I used to watch Spongebob - change "used to" to "still"
I have had a near death experience - scary moments after having my daughter
I have been to Disney - when I was 2, not since then :(
I've been pulled over sometime this year - two words, radar detector

Additional near-death experience - a year or so before my best friend died I was up at his house with another buddy. The other buddy is a "professional bench rest" shooter, and had a few of his rifles out and we were shooting bottles and things from the kitchen.

Well, they were shooting and I was watching. They talked me into trying it out, and I was waiting my turn. For whatever fucking reason I was holding the rifle like you might see someone holding a shotgun in a movie, parallel with the body with the barrel resting against my right shoulder. Like an ROTC person holding their wooden gun during a drill.

Except I had my finger on the trigger (no discipline!) and I guess my finger twitched just enough to hit the trigger and it fired literally right beside my head. I froze and immediately got really clammy and just knew I had shot myself in the head and didn't feel it because I was already dead.

Spoiler alert: I didn't die.

Paco @ 14/10/2013 16:15

...met Jim Florentine at a Metallica concert.

Of course that's where you would meet him. I think Florentine lives at Metallica concerts.

Glad you didn't die :)

I only made the shotgun mistake once...I learned that no matter how nervous you are to pull that trigger, don't pull the gun away from your shoulder. That left a nasty bruise, but my dad thought it was hilarious. :p

I have met a celebrity
No.
I have two or more siblings
No.
I have sleepwalked
No.
I exercise regularly
My job is extremely physical so yes. Before my job, I use to walk about 12 miles a day every morning when I got up. I lost nearly 100 pounds since I've moved here and haven't changed my diet at all, so it must have done something.
I have been hospitalized due to an illness
No.
I can't swim
I can, but I'm not very good at it at all. I haven't gone swimming in ages.
I have a Twitter
I do, but it's a lurkng account. I go on it a few times to see if very certain people commented on something. But I don't actually use it.
I have woken up somewhere and not known how I got there
No.
I used to watch Spongebob
I fucking loved Spongebob. I think he's the last kid-targeted cartoon that I last actively watched. I use to always sketch him on the back of my tests when I finished early in school.
I have had a near death experience
Not seriously, no. A metal awning came crashing down into the house literally seconds after I went back inside, but that may have had to do with me closing the door. I also almost drowned when I was really little. My dad use to me down to this brook to feed ducks and we liked to walk around in it. This one time I took a step and was suddenly submerged. It's kind of funny though cause he was turned around when I stepped under and turned around just as I was submerged, so for a minute he was freaking the fuck out thinking I was gone. I had never been underwater in my life before so it was trippy as fuck and didn't quite understand if I was allowed to breathe or not. But I was able to somehow find myself back to the surface in a few seconds so it was no biggie.
I have been to Disney
No.
I still watch Family Guy
No.
I have broken my cell phone before
I lost mine a week or two ago. Don't really care that much. Finally getting a nice phone that all the cool kids are down with on Wednesday. I'll count that as breaking regardless. I cracked my iPod too from dropping it one too many times in the meat cooler, it's very sad.
I've been pulled over sometime this year
Never have been period.
Im dressing up for Halloween this year
No.

I have met a celebrity ---> rappers mainly, and a few politicians. no movie/series stars though....aaw

I have slepwalked ---> to the fridge I was told, just stood there and put things in different places. went back to bed and then kept saying stuff about "out of order" until I fell asleep again

I have been hospitalized due to an illness ---> had to get a huge chunk of my tonsils removed.

I have woken up somewhere and not known how I got there ----> woke up behind a billboard after trying to walk home, mad drunk. had a mental blackout. that billboard is not even in the direction my home was, quite the opposite really. none of my people can tell me what happend or how I got there, just woke up there....weird to this day.
also: been to a bar once & after a while I was handing over cash at the register to pay the bill, and next thing I know I came back to mind when I was in bed with a lady-friend. no idea how that happend. no cab fair, no recollection of hot coffee, just: 'oh I lie in bed naked....and OW I just burnt my hand on the cigarette that I've been seemingly smoking for the past few minutes'.....she says she can't remember anything either from a certain point. also weird to this day.

I have had a near death experience ---> well a car just passed me by a milimeter and I'm only alive because I stopped to light a j for a second or two. the green saved my life. back in the early stages of the millenium.

I still watch Family Guy ---> because why the fuck not?

I have broken my cell phone before ---> tried to find a quiet spot at night during a house/garden party where I was going to take a piss. found stairs to a basement, wanted to walk down and stepped into a bucket, tripped, crashed to the left (cell phone in that pocket just on that side of my jeans), tripped some more, made stupid crazy noise and started yelling until I magically reached the bottom without falling down. not a scratch on me but the display of my cell phone was pretty much dead - crushed to pieces.

Zersch @ 14/10/2013 16:22

Paco @ 14/10/2013 16:15 ...met Jim Florentine at a Metallica concert. Of course that's where you would meet him. I think Florentine lives at Metallica concerts.

It was Metallica and Machinehead and I met him waiting on line for beer between bands.

I have met a celebrity - Not that I know of!

I have two or more siblings - Including step siblings yes... 4.

I have sleepwalked - When I was younger I have done it. Not any time recently.

I exercise regularly - I don't exercise ever, lol.

I have been hospitalized due to an illness - Afraid not.

I can't swim - I actually can. But I am unable to float, which apparently weird.

I have a Twitter - I do. I livetweeted the walking dead premiere with silly joaks. But I normally don't use it much.

I have woken up somewhere and not known how I got there - Pretty sure I have woken up in bed when I fell asleep on the couch. lol.

I used to watch Spongebob - I USED to. It's gone really downhill.

I have had a near death experience - Nope.

I have been to Disney - Sadly no. :(

I still watch Family Guy - I'll occasionally watch the re-runs on adult swim.

I have broken my cell phone before - I've broken the microusb port with a shitty knock-off charger and have been able to charge it. Rendering it essentially broken.

I've been pulled over sometime this year - Probably within a year, but not in 2013. For a blown headlight.

I'm dressing up for Halloween this year - Yes indeed I am. Working on a Link costume.

We all need to go to Disney World and Universal Studios together.