Boone
Game: Lab 3
Played By: Curtis
Role: Psychic
Quote: "OH MY GOD!!! KILL IT!! -starts to sob-" - Brittany
Death: N/A
Memorable Moment(s):
- His arsenal of monkey GIFs.
- The poo map.
- His "Dr. Boone Bana" revelation.
- The deja poo revelation after time was reset.
- stonehard trEE
- His short-lived romance with Urkbunny, whom he would yearn for for the rest of the game.
- Baby Burke.
- His relationship with Brittany.
-- As Rita looked on she noticed snakes wriggling around by the cave entrance. Suddenly this didn't feel right.
"Boone...watch out." She said, trying to get his attention.
"According to my notes, this room must beeeeE..."
Boone looked up for a second and then paused.
"Oh deeeeEar..."
There was a blood curdling scream as a lumbering monstrosity came out from the cave wall. A horrible female figure that was twice the size of an ordinary adult. It was bloated and foul, with what may have been skin peeling off in all directions. The hair was a writhing mass of snakes and it lurched around, shrieking and swatting the air with razor sharp talons.
"Do not look at the eyes. Close your e-" Boone began.
Rita did so at that second. The shrieking carried on for quite a while longer before it eventually subsided and the creature returned to its dwellings. Finally, Rita opened her scrunched up eyes. She turned to see Helm and Eleanor do the same.
There were now four statues in the room in front of them. Three people with horrified expressions, and a rather sad looking chimpanzee.
Urk
Game: Lab 3
Played By: Korr
Role: Ward
Quote: "Bingo" - Jack Baurker
Death: Fire trap
Memorable Moment(s):
- His original reveal of the 3 ducks.
- Urkbunny hopping in to spread Easter cheer as Eleanor lay slowly bleeding out in the previous room.
- Urkbunny and Boone's tragically short-lived romance.
- His appearance as Captain Blackurk in the treasure chest room, where he refused to stop digging.
- Singlehandedly disarming the bomb as Jack Baurker.
- His romance with Rita.
- His "Frankenstein" monologue as Dr. Urkenstein the phase Eleanor died (the first time).
- The Urkasite phase.
- Phase 54 where he played out an entire phase as various players.
-- Rita concentrated. This was going to be hard but she was given very specific instructions. She didn't know what the consequences of this were and truth be told, it scared the hell out of her.
She hadn't wanted to tell the group just in case somebody misused it. But the fact was, it was now or never.
"Here goes..." She said wearily.
She shut her eyes and begin to speak in the deepest voice she could muster.
"What was that?!" Hobert shouted. Tyrese looked up. It was becoming hard to focus.
"Just grab hold of something!" Rita shouted as the tower began to shake.
Both the Butcher and Bear stopped what they were doing as they tried to steady themselves. Something enormous was coming and it was causing the whole tower to rock back and forth. Boone scrambled to the edge, took one look down and shrieked above the crashing sounds.
What came up from below was very hard to describe. It was like what might happen if a squid, a fungus and Godzilla were interbred with one another. It was all tentacles and gigantic eyes...at least they looked like eyes. It was very hard to tell. The Butcher considered his options as the beast rose around the tower. Bear decided the best option was to flee. He dashed towards the stairwell just in time to be tripped over by a rogue tentacle.
He looked up with a scream as another one shot straight through his forehead. It crawled around his body and constricted him tightly.
The tentacle hoisted itself up with Bear attached in front of the group and for a moment, the tower stopped shaking.
"Would somebody mind explaining...." Said Peter weakly.
"DO NOT SEEK TO UNDERSTAND, MORTAL. FOR IT IS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION." The words came out of Bear's mouth in a horribly deep drawl.
"Okay then!" Said Peter throwing his hands up in the air.
"Urk? Is that....is that really you?" Asked Rita nervously.
"URK. THIS IS A MORTAL NAME. IT IS A NAME WE MAY HAVE USED AT ONE POINT. IT IS NOT A TRUE NAME. NAMES ARE A CONCEPT WE HAVE NO VALUE OR NEED FOR. WE ARE NOT A THING THAT CAN BE NAMED. YOU COULD TRY TO BUT THERE DO NOT EXIST ENOUGH OF YOUR MORTAL YEARS TO NAME US TRULY."
Peter and Hobert climbed into the portal with Rita leading right behind. The tower began to collapse around them as they went. Up above the glowing ball of energy was reaching critical mass.
