Bear
Game: Lab 1
Played By: Vernon
Role: Lie Detector
Quote: "Oh men. It's about time TLG died. He was getting annoying." - Joey
Death: Hatcheted by Curtis.
Memorable Moment(s):
- Giving Boc his lucky hat.
- His massive shoe collection.
- His dramatic showdown with the Butcher, with Curtis hatcheting him just a second before Bear was able to pull out his shotgun.
-- "Don't fuck with me! I will SHOOT YOU!" TLG yelled out.
Curtis smiled.
"HOW DO YOU WIN THIS GAME?"
Curtis stared.
"I will count to 5 and then you are dead!"
"1..."
Curtis looked at the group, hands still raised. They stared back.
"2..."
He looked up and around. No where to run...
"3..."
The light overhead flickered out. The whole room went dark. The light flashed on briefly and off again. There was a movement. There was BANG...and the sound of flesh being hacked into.
The lights came back on...as the group stared on...only one man was left standing.
Lying in a heap on the cold damp floor, blood spurting out of a huge gash on his chest Was TLG. The shotgun was raised in his arms. He shivered...and fell down completely. The gun was dropped to the floor. The wound in his chest bled out and into the puddle, turning it red.
Jeffrey Fernandis
Game: Lab 2
Played By: Boc
Role: Twin/Cain
Quote: "Czair can you ask the other group for a better map. Preferrably one that wasnt made by a 5 year old" - Malarkey
Death: Turreted by Patterson in the form of his twin, Raking.
Memorable Moment(s):
- The terrible, terrible maps.
- Being pitted against his twinsie.
- Turning his group against Raking, not knowing that Raking had already teleported away due to Frosti's hostility.
- Finding a missile launcher in the very next room and aiming it at Raking hoping to kill him, but instead being carried along with it and taking away one of Raking's lives in the process.
- The twins' journey afterwards, ending when Jeff coerced Raking to go first down the stairs, which led to his death via tentacle monster.
- The many fights with Malarkey after meeting up with Group U.
- Being present for all 3 of Robert's deaths, spitting on his corpse each time.
- Finding the Flower of Hope.
- His walkie conversation with his dead twin (inhabited by Patterson), ending with Patterson turreting him.
-- "Launch initiated. State target Frostilicious Group."
Jeff swallowed. So long bro...he thought sadly at the back of his mind. He'd always been given all the toys...all the attention. Jeffrey had been forced to sit in the corner while his brother had hoarded everything. But they were bros...
On the other hand, fuck that guy.
Jeffrey smiled. "Raking Czair."
The device below him began to flash as the red gridlines disappeared. The device started bleeping awkwardly.
"Clear launch platform!" The voice shouted out. The rest of the group leapt for cover as Jeffrey attempted to. As he did the floor in the platform slid open. He was still stood on it. He shouted out in terror as it flipped open and he hung on for dear life to save falling into the chamber below.
"Jeffrey!" Shouted Ninefingers nervously.
"Oh men oh men..." Jeffrey muttered.
Then, something rose from below, taking Jeffrey up with it. A circular, deep metal platform on a large piston. It rose far above the heads of everybody in the room. The floor moved beneath Jeffrey and he yelled out as he was forced into a tiny chamber. Two straps appeared over his shoulders and buckled him in. The chamber closed.
It descended into the metal platform until Jeffrey was out of sight. The roof of the platform closed with the red gridlines visible once more. There was a whirr and a click as a huge metallic cannon rose from the platform. The hatch in the ceiling span open.
And the cannon fired. A large missile erupted from the chamber of the cannon. A small box was strapped to the side. The group could just about hear a very faint "oh men oh men" above the rumble of the missile.
... sometimes mal says peoples words back at them for emphasis.
but... that's what you're doing right now too so good job on getting that joke. (I think?)
You should take a break from this poll tournament for a couple of days
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yeah probably, it's making me depressed more than I'd like. Like I was legit angry for a while there. I don't even know if I'm mad at other people for giving my characters a shit shake when they didn't deserve it or if I'm just mad at myself because you're all right and I just couldn't do any better than I did.