Burt and Bart were sat next to each other behind the front desk in the lobby of their motel. The survivors of that fateful night at the Comfort Enn had just left, and for the first time, Burt and Bart had a chance to catch their breaths.

"What a night, Burt! I mean there were a couple of hitches to be sure, but boy did we get a lot of business!" Bart said proudly.

"Ha ha, I'll say! Mama would be so proud! Our motel business...it's finally on the up and up!" Burt said happily as the hanging corpse of Sekou slowly swayed behind him.

As the twins sat grinning at each other, their special little moment soon got broken up when they heard something outside. They shared a worried glance and went outside to investigate.

"The sound seems to be coming from the master suite..." said Bart as they carefully encroached on the source of the sounds.

"But how can this be! All the guests are gone!" said Burt worriedly.

Just then, the door to the master suite slammed open. What Burt and Bart saw disgusted them to their core.

It was Timmy. As naked as the day he was born and covered from head to toe in blood. The sounds of Nickelback blared on in the background.

"T-Timmy... but how?! You were cut into...so many pieces!" Bart said, desperately trying to hold back from vomiting.

"SHUT UP LOSER!!! I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN SHIT TO YOU!!!" Timmy screamed at the top of his lungs, sending blood spraying from his jiggling rolls of fat like a dog drying itself after a heavy rain.

Burt and Bart looked at each other worriedly.

--

A train came screeching to a halt in a station. The large group of people waiting to board began filing in one-by-one. Bringing up the rear was an especially large, squatty shape. They were dressed in a leather coat, leather pants, and black sunglasses.

"The train will be departing momentarily! Last minute passengers are welcome." the conductor's voice boomed over the intercom.

Timmy ripped off his sunglasses and smiled menacingly as he stepped onto the train.

"HAAAA!!! Y'ALL BUTTHEADS ARE DEAD!!!" Timmy yelled as he made farting noises with his armpit.

The train doors closed behind him as the train left the station.

Wonderful news.

Everybody needs to get on this. Best mafia series by far.

agreed!
too bad moriarty won't be back for season 3!

Lou wanna know when season 3 starts.

Maybe I can be my creative FE fiction character since he isn't being used (:

I'm holding off on FE Fic because I'm going on vacation this weekend for like 8 days. No point in starting and then having that roadblock. Also because of SI and partially because I'll be running this. It's silly to have ATTWS and FE Fic running alongside each other because of how similar the themes are. But I'll definitely get back to it later on, just too busy right now

Nobert is in as....Nobert

Funny, I was a hacker in ATTWS II (:

Nobert @ 15/8/2013 5:30

Funny, I was a hacker in ATTWS II (:

A very useful one.

I'm reading and trying to figure out why that was funny you were a hacker.

Bryce @ 15/8/2013 0:37

I'm reading and trying to figure out why that was funny you were a hacker.

You don't know Nobert's story?

So we create characters for this?

i assume its not a requirement to have played previous editions

DD @ 15/8/2013 0:39

So we create characters for this?

Yup! How could you possibly forget Laura? You won! GG DD!

Dutchiee @ 15/8/2013 0:42

i assume its not a requirement to have played previous editions

Definitely not. The story from the second is loosely tied to the third in a really goofy way but that's it

Lots more will be explained in the sign ups

It's just a very well put together in-character mafia with atypical roles and situations. It's more case building than a typical mafia game. Lots of fun!

ugh! the bane of my existence you were DD!
mother fucker!