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Post #1: 10th May 2023 7:27 PM 
JJ kicked her feet up and eased into another long night of gazing through her one-way mirror. While she watched Timmah snooze away without a worry in the world, she couldn't help but to begin nodding off herself. Her eyes grew heavy, and she strained to open them a few times, but it was of no use...that is, until she caught a blurry-eyed glance of an unexpected shape in front of the mirror.

Curtis walked in front of her mirror, seemingly uninterested in anything but the object in his hand. A very familiar...grail of some sort.

"What...is this?" he pondered to himself.

"It's a cup, you idiot..." JJ couldn't help but mutter to herself.

But as soon as the words left her lips, Curtis' head snapped around and seemed to gaze right through the mirror. Impossible! Maybe he was just looking at his reflection, JJ assured herself. But that theory soon fell through when Curtis took the cup and smashed right through the glass.

"Ty" Curtis said as he stepped into the room.

"You're so welcome." JJ gulped...just before being forcefed the cup's contents.

"Some old guy told me...a joke today..." JJ gurgled as the poison quickly took hold.

Curtis patiently leaned against the wall as she struggled through her lengthy joke.

"He...goes to heaven...he meets God. 'God, why didn't you save me?' he...asks..." JJ sputtered out as she drew her last breath.

"What a shame. I would've loved to hear the ending." Curtis sighed.

JJ, MAFIA (One-way mirror), has been killed.
Naturally, your one-way mirror allows you to scope out the goings on of the common people. Each night, you may select someone to watch for the night. You will be told everyone who visited them.
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Post #2: 10th May 2023 7:31 PM 
Just as Curtis was turning to leave, in came a very desperate looking Ahoda.

"Curtis! Boy am I glad to see you. Quick, there's no time to explain! Insert this dildo into your asshole!" Ahoda yelped as he swiveled around and displayed the dildo that was lodged up his ass. The other side dangled and it was very apparent that it had also been in use recently.

"I'm good!" Curtis said simply, without much hesitation.

"Please man...ass to ass...you gotta, c'mon..." Ahoda crawled towards him, dildo floppily trailing behind him like a sad dog's tail. "Or else he's gonna..."

And that's when Nav burst onto the scene.

"Not so fast my friend!" he chuckled before kicking Ahoda square in the ribs.

He then proceeded to take the dildo out, despite Ahoda's protests, and...well, some things are best left unsaid. Suffice to say...

Ahoda, SERIAL KILLER (Double sided rubber floppy dildo), has been killed.
In an unlikely turn of events, you found someone to share the other side of your double sided dildo with you. That man is none other than Farlig himself. Together, linked ass to ass, you will wreak havoc on this shell of a town.

Each night, you may select someone to kill. Since you are linked together, you will both perform the kill together. If one of you dies, the other may still perform a kill action by themselves OR try to find a new partner (they will be informed that X would like to share a dildo with them, but not what will happen if they accept)


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Post #3: 10th May 2023 7:35 PM 
Curtis couldn't believe what he had just witnessed. Reaper entered the room as well and immediately vomited upon seeing the state of Ahoda's corpse.

"Let's take it easy guys...he was scum after all..." Nav said as he began to back out of the room slowly, his hands raised in innocence.

But naturally, Curtis and Reaper weren't having it. Without hesitation, they charged at him just as he scampered out the door. A Benny Hill chase took place all over the town of Somebad, until finally, they cornered Nav at Mrs. Johnson's bar.

"This is it, Nav. Enough of these games. Justice has come for you." said Reaper.

"Has it tho?" he smiled as he pulled out his stress ball.

"Hold on guys, just gotta destress a little bit." he continued as he gave it a couple squeezes.

Suddenly, the looks of determination and anger on Reaper and Curtis' faces gave way...to a couple pleasant smiles!

"See? You just gotta lighten up sometimes!" Nav smiled eerily.

Just then, a ridiculously large umbrella with some kind of bayonet fashioned on the end was driven through both Reaper and Curtis' torsos, skewering them together.

Timmah emerged from the shadows holding the other end. Curtis and Reaper could do nothing but smile as he gave it one last push, firmly entrenching the end straight into the wall.

Reaper's hand went limp, sending his set of dice spilling onto the bar floor.

"Oof...snake eyes." Nav shook his head.

Reaper, TOWN (set of dice), has been killed.
Each day, you may publically roll the dice one time using [ roll ]2d6[ / roll ] (no spaces). Based on the results, one of the following will happen:

snake eyes (double 1s): die at end of day
seven: protected that night
midnight (double 6s): receive a kill that night plus protection
everything else: nothing happens


Curtis, TOWN (A treasure map), has been killed.
You've found yourself a treasure map with several X's! However, you can only fulfill the quest for one of them. NOTE: Achieving an objective does not automatically grant you the item, you must also confirm your selection once you've achieved it. You will then be told what the item does.

Your options:
- The Glaive of Eternity: Survive a night attack OR receive at least 3 lynch votes without getting lynched.
-- HIDDEN: picking up this rusty glaive will cause death at the end of the following day, but will get to use it for a daykill.
- The Holy Grail: Spot at least 3 of the following words in players' posts: (drink, life, cup, thirst, choice)
-- HIDDEN: if Badger (The Holy Grail) is alive, picking up the grail will recruit to the mafia. If he's dead, will stay town and may choose to kill someone each night who said one of the following words on the preceding day: (drink, life, cup, thirst, choice)
- The Medallion of Wisdom: Be the first lynch vote on a successful scum lynch.

-- HIDDEN: 1x lie detector


*clap*

*clap*

*clap*


Martha Johnson emerged from the back of the bar and observed the mess that had been made.

"I bet you ruffians are real proud of yourselves." she sneered.

Nav instinctively whipped around and held his stress ball out in front of him.

"Oh no need, Navneet, no need. I've seen quite enough of that over these past few days! No, no, you can have this town. It's all yours. I'll play myself out." she said as she Fonzie'd the broken jukebox.

🎵I KNOW WHO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOME, I KNOW WHO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOOOME...🎵"

Nav and Timmah watched as she exited the town on foot. It truly was just the two of them left.

The thought was almost, saddening in a way. But any self-reflection was soon interrupted as Nav pulled out his ball and gave it one last squeeze.

The biggest smile flashed across Nav and Timmah's faces as they jumped and shared a mid-air high-five.

The MAFIA has won the game! 🙂

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Post #4: 10th May 2023 7:38 PM 
Woohoo!
 
   
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Post #5: 10th May 2023 7:40 PM 
I'm trying to watch Survivor but this Boc flavor is so good/compelling!
 
   
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Post #6: 10th May 2023 7:41 PM 
Town - you always had the power.
 
   
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Post #7: 10th May 2023 7:45 PM 
Don't be like that Curtis. I'll tell you another joke...
 
   
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Post #8: 10th May 2023 7:45 PM 
We good to archive this one Boc?
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Post #9: 10th May 2023 7:50 PM 
Oh man, calm down!
 
   
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Post #10: 10th May 2023 7:51 PM 
What a game
 
   
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Post #11: 10th May 2023 7:52 PM 
JJ @ 10/5/2023 19:50
Oh man, calm down!


lol you weren't actually expecting a round of applause were you
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Post #12: 10th May 2023 7:52 PM 
Congrats Mafia lol.
 
   
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Post #13: 10th May 2023 7:52 PM 
Herm, we only voted you because you visited Badger so SK was either you or Ahoda (although we figured it was Ahoda).

 
   
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Post #14: 10th May 2023 7:53 PM 
Should have lynched Nav D1.
 
   
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Post #15: 10th May 2023 7:53 PM 
Thanks for hosting, Boc! Definitely a wild one.

You're welcome for the free win, Rodney!

GG to all, especially Curtis. Great reads, man.
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