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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #1: 28th Jul 2013 12:57 PM | |
Which would you rather own?
A. A lightsaber
B. A helper monkey
The lightsaber is fully functional. The helper monkey is a sidekick who can do human like things and take care of himself. The most random poll yet. WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER?
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Nobert
Cerberus
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| Post #2: 28th Jul 2013 1:00 PM | |
Easy, I've always wanted a lightsaber. | | |
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Boc
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| Post #3: 28th Jul 2013 1:15 PM | |
Easy, I've always wanted a monkey. |  |
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Henry_42
damn right son!
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| Post #4: 28th Jul 2013 1:18 PM | |
oh dat monkey for sure. I can teach him to sneak into places and nick stuff for me...then I tell him to go get me that lightsaber | "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
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Matt
Dreamland
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| Post #5: 28th Jul 2013 1:38 PM | |
I don't know what use I could have for a lightsaber, exactly. I'd most likely chop all of my limbs off before I even tried using the thing. I'm going to go with the monkey, because not only does it do shit for you, it can also be your friend. | | |
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Dyl
Butt Not Even Visible
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| Post #6: 28th Jul 2013 1:48 PM | |
monkeys get girls | "So, uh, what are we saying here? If we save LA from a nuclear bomb, then you and I can get together for dinner and a movie?"
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KC
Shooore
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| Post #7: 28th Jul 2013 1:52 PM | |
I wouldn't trust myself with a lightsaber. | 
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mal
Pronouns: they/them
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| Post #8: 28th Jul 2013 3:26 PM | |
Without the force I'd be bound to kill myself with that lightsaber.
Maybe if I had a toned down saber that just worked like a blunt object that'd be cool. Like a lightbat...
Yeah I'll take the monkey he can sit on my shoulder and mimic my hand gestures for maximum comedy.
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Bryce
The Butcher
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| Post #9: 28th Jul 2013 4:19 PM | |
Yeah, definitely don't know what you would do with a lightsaber...maybe join the army with it? Could be useful...
But I've always wanted a monkey...and then I will have a friend to have poop fights with...and dancing!! | | |
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Shawn
Doctor
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| Post #10: 29th Jul 2013 1:11 AM | |
I love monkeys | lol  lol |
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Quizmaster Vern!
Of the people for the people
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| Post #11: 29th Jul 2013 2:17 AM | |
id have sansa AND a monkey!!!
i would be unstoppable | --------------------
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