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Who Would Win the Race?
 Poll Question: Who Would eventually win the race?
The Tortoise
 
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The Sloth
 
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The Fat Yellow Slug
 
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Post #1: 27th Nov 2021 8:32 AM 
Very important poll obviously.
 
   
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Post #2: 27th Nov 2021 8:34 AM 
Tortoise 4sure
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Post #3: 27th Nov 2021 9:00 AM 
Tortoise has problems with obstacles, sloth to win.
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Post #4: 27th Nov 2021 12:26 PM 
oh yeah. I voted tortoise, but maybe the Sloth? But I feel like Tortoise would stay on task, whereas the Sloth might not. The slug has no chance because it can't cover ground as quickly as the other two AND runs the risk of getting squashed by some random shoe every inch of the race.
 
   
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Post #5: 27th Nov 2021 1:10 PM 
Voted slug
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Post #6: 31st Jul 2024 10:08 PM 
What's the terrain?
 
   
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Post #7: 5th Nov 2024 12:10 PM 
Field of grass probably
 
   
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Post #8: 5th Nov 2024 12:15 PM 
I wish I remember why the slug is specifically fat and yellow lol.
 
   
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Post #9: 5th Nov 2024 12:48 PM 
How timely! Kamala the tortoise vs Slein the sloth vs Trump the fat yellow slug
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Post #10: 5th Nov 2024 1:28 PM 
Yes. It was a metaphor all along.
 
   
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