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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #1: 12th Feb 2021 7:44 PM | |
You watch as Mayor Salris, the tiefling some of you had met earlier that same day, lowers the hood of his robe and stands before a bound and gagged Khanarak.
As the Mayor addresses his followers and monologues about the monthly sacrifice that Langdale must make to appease their deity, Akmong asks you how you all wish to approach the situation.
"Sthneaky isth the play." whispers Priggat.
"Ra." replies the always chatty Rara.
"I believe that is the best course of action." Hustus begins. "We must be sure to-"
"HEY WAIT A MINUTE WHY AM I STANDING WITH YOU THREE?" shouts a disgusted Malus as he blasts his ass over to Ahron and Greaseface.
The cultists stir at the commotion.
It doesnt take long for them to find you. Dozens charge a your position and brandish concealed blades. In the confusion, Rok and Ordella sneak over and manage to free Khanarak.
"That...was terrible." the minotaur says as he thanks his friends.
But the trouble was only just beginning. The Langdale cultists surrounded you and didn't look too keen on letting you leave their sanctuary alive....
Main Quest #1: The Cultists
The Langdale cultists have you surrounded! What do you do?
For your Support.
A. Cast Bless on your party to boost them
B. Prepare Healing Word in case your party is in trouble
C. Cast Animal Friendship on some bats in the cavern. Maybe they can help
For your Fighter
A. Cast Bane on a group of incoming cultists
B. Place Blade Barrier around your party to keep attackers at bay
C. Fuck the spells, charge go at them with your preferred weapon
For your Mage
A. Cast Wall of Fire between you and them
B. Fire Eldritch Blast in their direction
C. Shoot Magic Missile at some stalactites above them
Main Quest #2: Mayor Salvis
The Cult Leader, Mayor Salvis, must be dealt with. Decide as a party
A. Kill him
B. Spare him
C. Sacrifice him
Bonus Quest #1: A Chest
Mayor Salvis held a small, ornate box as he prepare his ritual. If you have a key, do you wish to open it?
A. Yes
B. No
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Rodney
Butt Not Even Visible
| Reputation: 100 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 13,704 | Joined: | Dec 4, 2015 |
| Post #2: 12th Feb 2021 7:54 PM | |
##buy Reverse Time | |
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Rodney
Butt Not Even Visible
| Reputation: 100 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 13,704 | Joined: | Dec 4, 2015 |
| Post #3: 12th Feb 2021 7:54 PM | |
##cast reverse time on main Quest two. Take is to the woods | |
Vern | Scums |Rod
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Curtis
First Place Dick
| Reputation: 1,170 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 79,236 | Joined: | Jun 22, 2012 |
| Post #4: 12th Feb 2021 7:56 PM | |
Will process later! | |
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Herm
Definitely not a Quran Burner
| Reputation: 212 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 29,715 | Joined: | Feb 20, 2014 |
| Post #5: 12th Feb 2021 7:59 PM | |
Battle it is! | |
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Moose
HYHOTCAMMORPGFFXIV? WAEFTWYCPTTEOARRATAWHEUTL60FFWNROP
| Reputation: 99 | Group: | Elite | Posts: | 4,871 | Joined: | Aug 7, 2014 |
| Post #6: 12th Feb 2021 8:13 PM | |
"Batsies can help us. Vampire bats! HAHAHHAHAHHA"
##MQ1 C | |
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John Snav
Confirmed misogynist
| Reputation: 120 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 16,277 | Joined: | Sep 18, 2014 |
| Post #7: 12th Feb 2021 8:14 PM | |
I'm just glad Tib is okay | |
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BadgerMcBeaver
Plex
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| Post #8: 12th Feb 2021 8:14 PM | |
Marnu looked over at his pal Vandal. The brave doggo had been such a great ally, constantly defending Marnu in times of crisis. He decided that he must show his companion how much he appreciated him. There were no bones available in the shop, so he'd have to go for the next best thing.
## Buy a potion
## Give a potion to Vandal | |
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BadgerMcBeaver
Plex
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| Post #9: 12th Feb 2021 8:22 PM | |
He then looked around the room, and saw another adventurer who wasn't doing so well. Booberella looked just as bad as Vandal did. Marnu was no doctor or mathematician, but if he had to quantify her well being, he would have estimated she was feeling 30% worse than if she were feeling at her best.
He knew that he should probably be acting out of self interest, but Marnu was a friendly frog and his heart went out to her. He decided to show her an act of kindness.
## Buy another potion
## Give potion to Booberella
It is said that Booberella was so impacted by this random act of kindness that her boobs grew three sizes that day. | |
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Thisisbad
If you need positivity, look elsewhere.
| Reputation: 212 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 14,891 | Joined: | Feb 5, 2016 |
| Post #10: 12th Feb 2021 8:22 PM | |
Thank you my friends for returning to help me. It will not be forgotten.
| Rodney is a great guy. Oops, nevermind he's a terrible human being.
He likes his sandwiches to be Turkey and Swiss. Triangle cut. Let vern have his crust. Poison the part Rodney eats.
TIB - 2 time award winner "Worst mafia player" at FE (maybe everywhere)
2020 winner of World’s Best Brother Award
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Curtis said he wishes I never joined FE.
2020 winner funniest FE member.
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Stargate
Shark from Jaws
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| Post #11: 12th Feb 2021 8:35 PM | |
MAIN QUEST #1: THE CULTISTS
FOR YOUR MAGE
A. CAST WALL OF FIRE BETWEEN YOU AND THEM
"STAY BACK, YOU FOOLS, OR I WILL BURN YOU TO A FIERY CINDER!! I AM MALUS KAHN, AND I AM AN ASSBLASTER!"
🐍🐍🐍 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! 🐍🐍🐍
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Stargate that right there is the GAME WINNING vote bay bayyyyyyy
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Spin
Milk Bowl
| Reputation: 119 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 25,300 | Joined: | Feb 18, 2015 |
| Post #12: 12th Feb 2021 8:35 PM | |
adm i still drunk or nca i pnost normaally again? | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
| Reputation: 1,170 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 79,236 | Joined: | Jun 22, 2012 |
| Post #13: 12th Feb 2021 8:46 PM | |
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adm i still drunk or nca i pnost normaally again? |
Drunk! Final phase for drunk and shouting | |
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Stargate
Shark from Jaws
| Reputation: 113 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 5,798 | Joined: | Jul 15, 2020 |
| Post #14: 12th Feb 2021 8:58 PM | |
"I'M NOT SHOUTING, YOU'RE ALL WHISPERING!" |
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Stargate that right there is the GAME WINNING vote bay bayyyyyyy
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Thisisbad
If you need positivity, look elsewhere.
| Reputation: 212 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 14,891 | Joined: | Feb 5, 2016 |
| Post #15: 12th Feb 2021 9:05 PM | |
Is Everything ok with Malus? Does he realize he's shouting? | Rodney is a great guy. Oops, nevermind he's a terrible human being.
He likes his sandwiches to be Turkey and Swiss. Triangle cut. Let vern have his crust. Poison the part Rodney eats.
TIB - 2 time award winner "Worst mafia player" at FE (maybe everywhere)
2020 winner of World’s Best Brother Award
https://imgur.com/7PZxVxA.jpg
Curtis said he wishes I never joined FE.
2020 winner funniest FE member.
https://youtu.be/7wlcNEh_OdQ |
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