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gahd damn town cop
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| Post #1: 15th Aug 2014 2:30 AM | |
Why is the key attached to a rope in the basement? Why would you leave a key there? You don't just accidentally put a key there. | | |
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gahd damn town cop
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| Post #2: 15th Aug 2014 2:30 AM | |
DUDE SHUT UP I GOT THE KEY CALM UR SHIT | | |
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gahd damn town cop
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| Post #3: 15th Aug 2014 2:33 AM | |
You've been shouting "HELP! SOMEONE SAVE ME! I'M TRAPPED UP HERE!" in an empty apartment complex (house? apartment? there is nobody here why are you here) for two goddamn days straight? | | |
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gahd damn town cop
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| Post #4: 15th Aug 2014 2:34 AM | |
You came here to relax and enjoy life and the ominous fog in the woods told you nothing oh my god survival of the fucking fittest you dumb piece of shit | | |
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gahd damn town cop
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| Post #5: 15th Aug 2014 2:36 AM | |
Oh hey I found the school key (: | | |
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gahd damn town cop
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| Post #6: 15th Aug 2014 2:40 AM | |
Why is a Napoleon Dynamite poster in an elementary school classroom? This must be where everything went wrong. | | |
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gahd damn town cop
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| Post #7: 15th Aug 2014 2:41 AM | |
How did someone get blood ALL OVER THE GODDAMN TOILET SEAT and why is there a key in the bowl
SOMEONE NEEDS TO TEACH THESE DUMBASSES ABOUT WHERE NOT TO LEAVE YOUR FUCKING KEYS | | |
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gahd damn town cop
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| Post #8: 15th Aug 2014 2:48 AM | |
WHAT IS THE FUCKING PASSWORD | | |
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gahd damn town cop
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| Post #9: 15th Aug 2014 2:54 AM | |
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| WHAT IS THE FUCKING PASSWORD |
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I dunno how I remember that |
OH okay the last one is what eluded me | | |
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gahd damn town cop
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| Post #10: 15th Aug 2014 2:55 AM | |
I think that woman has herpes. | | |
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gahd damn town cop
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| Post #11: 15th Aug 2014 2:56 AM | |
Why are you crying backwards? | | |
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gahd damn town cop
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| Post #12: 15th Aug 2014 2:57 AM | |
OH GOD GET OUT OF MY FACE. | | |
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gahd damn town cop
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| Post #13: 15th Aug 2014 2:59 AM | |
And then I went back to the bathroom twice assuming I missed something. | | |
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gahd damn town cop
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| Post #14: 15th Aug 2014 3:03 AM | |
mMMM those legs look dead. They have a blonket wrapped around them and mystery music is playing. | | |
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gahd damn town cop
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| Post #15: 15th Aug 2014 3:05 AM | |
"I don't have time for drinking right now" is this a joke | | |
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