Fuck yes! Especially if you get creative and put some fun herbs in the water. NO, NOT WEED.

The person below me likes tomatoes.

Rice Krispies Marshmallow Crispy Oreos! Surprisingly not as bad as the other Oreo flavors themed after things that are already sweet (Berry Blast Ice Cream and Birtday Cake Oreos are both wretched).

The person below me knows whether or not they are a supertaster.

I sure hope the answer to that is no!

The person below me eats tapioca pudding.

I would have control over the air so I could filter out greenhouse gases and save the planet and shit.

The person below me has gone bungee jumping.

It's that spiraling snake thing with wings that's all medical and shit!

The person below me has a weird holiday tradition that they've never heard of anyone else ever doing, like how my family has an Easter Toad instead of an Easter Bunny and as a result everything that goes in the Easter basket must be green.

I'm intermittently decent at it.

The person below me, before reading this post, was aware that Easter falls on 4/20 this year. Bonus points if you've planned accordingly!

I have absolutely no idea what could possibly be creepy about the Easter Toad. Weird, yes, and unnecessarily so, but not creepy. Then again, I'm creeped out by Mormons throwing things off cliffs in unison, so to each their own.

The person below me has no idea why dancing is so commonly referred to as ass-shaking or some equivalent, because the only dance I can think of that actually involves shaking of the ass is twerking, and it's most often used in a context outside of that.

49% baby!

^You're still in FE Idol, right?

I have no plans to consume any alcohol today, but if the occasion arises, I will gladly meet it.

The person below me also thinks that Send Me On My Way is not a guilty pleasure.

I just googled it. They're a film!

The person below me is more excited for Record Store Day than Easter.

As someone who has no relatives in the proper age range to justify an egg hunt, someone who is atheist and therefore isn't doing anything religious, and someone who forgot to give up anything for Lent this year (and as someone with no access to weed or pressing desire to acquire any), I can't think of any reason to look forward to Easter. It's just kind of a day when all the stores are closed.

The person below me has noticed that there hasn't been a poll thread for week 5 of FE Idol yet.

I would like to be showing my dad the wonders of Archer, but he's been on the phone for the last half hour, so in the meantime, yes.

The person below me also enjoys Archer!

I just had an awkward encounter with a thread that hasn't been touched in a week.

The person below me thinks that with the advent of this new mafia we should all change our avatars to anthropomorphic food.

Candy bars, no. Sodas, absolutely.

TPBM is able to twerk, but chooses not to.

I have plans to make plans for the weekend.

The person below me has been to a music festival.