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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
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| Reputation: 137 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 32,699 | Joined: | Feb 22, 2014 |
| Post #1: 25th Apr 2018 8:31 AM | |
web slinging isn't really a power since it's something that Peter Parker created. Spidey senses would be cool though. |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
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| Reputation: 137 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 32,699 | Joined: | Feb 22, 2014 |
| Post #2: 25th Apr 2018 8:32 AM | |
A combo of Mr. Fantastic and Mystique would make me the worlds best porn star. |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
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| Post #3: 25th Apr 2018 9:31 AM | |
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Ahoda I mean you replicate all things Spider-Man can do |
Web slinging still isn't a super power. It's a technology. |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
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| Post #4: 25th Apr 2018 9:34 AM | |
Vlady I love those Pete Holmes X-Men videos. so so good. Which he still did youtube vids. |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
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| Post #5: 25th Apr 2018 9:37 AM | |
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Vlady I love those Pete Holmes X-Men videos. so so good. Which he still did youtube vids. |
His Batman ones are funny too. I love his Batman vs Superman one. |
The Batman vs Bane was incredible. |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
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| Post #6: 25th Apr 2018 9:45 AM | |
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I also like the Batman in classic movies series, though that's not Pete Holmes. |
Have you watched the Pete Holmes Street Fighter ones? They are pretty good as well. |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
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| Post #7: 25th Apr 2018 10:04 AM | |
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Ahoda I mean you replicate all things Spider-Man can do |
Web slinging still isn't a super power. It's a technology. |
It's not a technology in the movies. The webs just shoot out of his skin. Is it different in the comics? |
It's definitely cartridges in the movies. |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
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| Reputation: 137 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 32,699 | Joined: | Feb 22, 2014 |
| Post #8: 25th Apr 2018 10:16 AM | |
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Ahoda I mean you replicate all things Spider-Man can do |
Web slinging still isn't a super power. It's a technology. |
It's not a technology in the movies. The webs just shoot out of his skin. Is it different in the comics? |
It's definitely cartridges in the movies. |
Not in the Raimi movies. |
Aka the good ones
FUhoda |
Toby McGuire is terrible and so were those movies. Do you want to rewatch him dancing down the street again? |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
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| Post #9: 25th Apr 2018 10:53 AM | |
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The third one was bad yes but the first two are the best Spider-Man movies and two of the better superhero movies
Toby is MY Spider-Man! |
Homecoming was better then both and the Andrew Garfield shits were an atrocity. |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
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| Post #10: 25th Apr 2018 11:11 AM | |
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The third one was bad yes but the first two are the best Spider-Man movies and two of the better superhero movies
Toby is MY Spider-Man! |
Homecoming was better then both and the Andrew Garfield shits were an atrocity. |
Homecoming was the worst |
You're the worst! |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
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| Post #11: 25th Apr 2018 12:29 PM | |
Don't Spidey's webs disintegrate in like 6 hours? |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
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| Post #12: 25th Apr 2018 1:26 PM | |
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With Magneto's power, you just lift yourself and levitate home.
We also get our helmet that blocks out telepathy so Curtis can't read our mind.
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Wouldn't matter because he could teleport himself inside your asshole sideways and fuck you all up. |
Actually, he wouldn't do this because it would kill him- he doesn't displace matter he teleports into and instead they occupy the same space, fucking Nightcrawler up immensely. He's pretty careful not to teleport into objects like walls and such because of this. OTOH, he has traveled with Kitty Pride and she has phased them both out so that this doesn't actually happen |
What if he just Ant-Manned his way inside and then Giant-Manned? What good are your metal manipulation powers then?
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That sounds like a Vlady Friday night tbh. |
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