all these ladies in one place... my oh my

tim, youre such a ladies man

Matt @ 16/10/2014 20:43

OH GOD, IM BLIND

himatt

Curtis @ 16/10/2014 22:05

The Girls thread might be the last safe place

The layers of semen on the walls act as a natural febola repellent.

papershiki @ 17/10/2014 16:56

Chris25 @ 17/10/2014 17:55 Curtis @ 16/10/2014 22:05 The Girls thread might be the last safe place The layers of semen on the walls act as a natural febola repellent. are you sure that it doesn't attract the FEbola zombies? I heard they can smell semen for miles

Well my semen attracts bitches from miles around, but its probably mixed with like Tim and Vernon semen so good luck with that.

My semen attracts feminazis

my semen apparently attracts tim

Nicole @ 19/10/2014 21:31

Why are boys so dumb

You always ask the best questions nicole

Nicole @ 19/10/2014 21:38

Thank you. I get inspiration from the men in my life.

Poor Dylan

Nicole @ 20/10/2014 17:47

If your talking about bras than victoria's secret will do a fitting for free

If youre talking about bras then Chris will do a fitting for free as well... shit, he might even pay you.

OK Ladies,

We were having this discussion on skype tonight.

One time I was having sex with a girl and she insisted on me hitting her. So we were in the middle of getting freaky and she was like "HIT ME" and i was like "uhh what?" and she was like "FUCKING HIT ME" so i slapped her lightly on the face and she responded by yelling at me "HARDER! FUCKING HIT ME" and i just said "uhhh no"

And i think ultimately she was disappointed in the sex because i refused to beat the fuck out of her, even though I'm pretty good at sex.

For one, i don't hit women. Except when they want me to smack their asses and it that case, mmmm yeah. But i just couldnt help thinking that if I really like hit her and she was crazy, then she could go to the cops the next day and be like "OMG I GOT RAPED, HERE ARE THE BRUISES"

So anyways, do you honeys like to get slapped around in the bedroom? And if so, WHY!?!?

Chris25 @ 23/10/2014 21:15

OK Ladies, We were having this discussion on skype tonight. One time I was having sex with a girl and she insisted on me hitting her. So we were in the middle of getting freaky and she was like "HIT ME" and i was like "uhh what?" and she was like "FUCKING HIT ME" so i slapped her lightly on the face and she responded by yelling at me "HARDER! FUCKING HIT ME" and i just said "uhhh no" And i think ultimately she was disappointed in the sex because i refused to beat the fuck out of her, even though I'm pretty good at sex. For one, i don't hit women. Except when they want me to smack their asses and it that case, mmmm yeah. But i just couldnt help thinking that if I really like hit her and she was crazy, then she could go to the cops the next day and be like "OMG I GOT RAPED, HERE ARE THE BRUISES" So anyways, do you honeys like to get slapped around in the bedroom? And if so, WHY!?!?

BTW, Vic thought this would be the appropriate place to talk about this, so props to Vic

I don't think she was doing it as a ploy, I think she was genuinely into getting smacked around.
Unfortunately for her, I wasnt.

And i really didn't know her THAT well so there was just that little voice in the back of my head like "what if you do something to piss her off in the next 24 hours and she decides to get your ass thrown in jail" And honestly, id just rather not put myself in that situation.

papershiki @ 23/10/2014 21:44

you should communicate more with your sexual partners, chris.

yeahhhhh prolly